SAMPLE MATCH

The following is a sample of a typical PW  hand-written match, typical of one that would be seen on an "airing" of PW Throttle (just click here or on the Throttle logo below for the full card). We also offer simulated matches, especially on our PW Shockwave card (which are edited by hand to break up the monotony).




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[The shot focuses in on commentators Dave Deyo and Rick Richards, who are seated at ringside.]

Dave - ...But onto our next match! The stretcher's at ringside, I'm told an extra ambulance is waiting in the back, Xander's already in the ring with Anya now on the outside and it looks like we're ready to get on!

[The bell rings.]

Pattera - The following stretcher match is scheduled for ONE fall...

[The bell rings. "Why I'm Here" by Oleander starts to play and the lights dim... A portion of the crowd cheers...]

Pattera - In the ring at this time, managed by Anya, weighing in at 235 pounds, from Burkittsville, Maryland, he is Xaaaaaaanderrrrrrrr!!!

[Spotlights focus their light on Xander, who bounces from one side of the ring to the other, loosening up for the match.]

Dave - It shouldn't be any surprise, that although Xander is getting some fan support here, that since he made no apologies for what he did to Zack's brother Zed, that he's not getting NEARLY as much cheers from the fans as he could be, considering he'd had such a respectable showing in the Battle for the Crown 20-man gauntlet match! Heck, by the end of her match, Anya was getting a much better reaction from the fans!

Rick - If you ask me, Xander deserves MORE respect than the guys from NX do, Dave: He showed everybody one helluva' performance at the Pay Per View! Just because he hurt a few people and made a few enemies in the process doesn't mean he's not a great wrestler. And he's not been here NEARLY the length of time that people like Zack and Zed Logan have, so just THINK of how good he could be down the road.

[The music cuts, and is interrupted by "Beautiful People" by Marliyn Manson. The crowd, seemingly in its entirety, gets to its feet and cheers wildly, waving about various bits of NX paraphenalia...]

Pattera- And on his way to the ring, 342 pounds, from St Louis, MO, representing New Generation X, he is Zack "Bllllllllllue Thunnnnderrrr" Looooooooooogannn!!!

[Zack walks out from behind the curtains, smiles at the crowd, gives the crotch chop.]

Zack Logan and crowd - [in unison] SMEG OFF!!!

[Again, the fans cheer like crazy.]

Dave - And much as expected, Zack Logan is by FAR the fan favorite here, considering the bad blood between these two!

Rick - Not only that, Dave, but they had better be getting their cheering for NX in now: I'm not sure if they'll know WHO to cheer for when it comes time for the Extreme Championship match later tonight!

Dave -You're right Rick, but for the mostpart, they have their minds set here, anyway! Even still, Xander is in the ring trying to get the fans behind him, with the help of Anya on the outside... It may be doing some good, but NX's Zack Logan still with the crowd backing him up!

Rick - And it looks like he's had about enough of Xander in the ring, Dave! He's up on the apron- and gives him the NX crotch chop!

crowd - SMEG OFF!!

Dave - I'm doubting that Zack Logan will be clapping for Xander tonight, anyway!

Rick - And here comes Xander! Zack with the big swing- Xander ducks it and nails a shoulder to the midsection! Zack hanging on to the ropes, though! Grappling now with the ropes between them- guillotine across the top rope by Zack!

Dave - Xander down and holding his throat, and Zack Logan pulling him to the outside!

[The bell rings.]

*** Xander vs. "The Blue Thunder" Zack Logan - Stretcher Match ***

Rick - There's the bell: I guess that referee Danny Dickson is figuring that since this IS a stretcher match, that there's no time like the present to get this one started! Zack Logan pulling Xander up- whips him into the steel steps!

Dave - Logan following him over there like a man possessed, folks! Bringing Xander to his feet with a handful of hair- smashes his face onto the ring apron! Xander gripping his face and Logan from behind- DOWN to the ringside mats with the side suplex!! Zack Logan grabbing the decisive early advantage, here... With Xander again- Irish whip into the steel rail!! Xander taking quite a beating here! Zack Logan- CLOTHESLINES Xander into the crowd! The fans are LOVING this, Rick! I can hardly hear myself THINK!

Rick - And look at this! A fan with an NX shirt getting up and HANDING his steel chair over to Zack! Zack folding it up- BELTS Xander across the back with it!

Dave - Xander being absolutely destroyed right in the second row of the Planet Dome, and it's not looking good for him right now at ALL!

Rick - Maybe that Denny's diet wasn't the best regimen he could be on... Zack motioning to the ringside fans to clear out of their seats while he's pulling Xander back up and- Oh GOD no! He's going to end it now with a powerbomb onto one of these chairs! Zack with the pickup- NO!!! Xander with the backbody drop counter sends Zack crashing into a chair and to the concrete floor! Looks like I may have spoken too soon about the food!

Dave - And Xander off a chair- twists off the rail- LEGDROP down onto Logan! Unbelievable!! Rick - He's holding his back now, Dave, but what a great second effort there to make sure that Zack would stay down by Xander.

Dave - But look at this: Zack trying to get up despite the flurry of punishment he's just endured! Xander to his feet and pulling him up by the hair- OH!!!

Rick - Zack opting for the ol' drink in the face trick there- BAM!! And he finished it off with a vicious clothesline to bring Xander back to the floor!

Dave - And Zack Logan holding his back too now after slamming through the steel chair and to the floor, but now kicking Xander over onto his stomach! Zack now with Xander by the ankles- leans back into the Boston crab! And listen to Xander screaming! You can even hear it over the cheers of the fans!!

Rick - He's in a lot of pain, that's for sure, and there's nowhere to run either! No ropes to grab for a break, no submission: This one's only over for him when either he or Zack is loaded up into the ambulance on the stretcher!

Dave - Right you are, Rick! And Zack leaning back into the hold for all he's worth! Xander clawing at the ground, trying desperately to get away!

Rick - Look out: here comes Anya! Apparently she's seen enough! She's hopped over the steel rail, and now SHE has a steel chair!

Dave - But Danny Dickson BRAVELY getting between her and Zack Logan! That's not a spot he wants to be for too long, folks...

Rick - But Zack's getting the hint, it would appear, Dave: he's freeing Xander up from that Boston crab so he can work him over some more, I guess.

Dave - Anya backing off a bit for now, but it's Zack Logan still in control of things here and hitting Xander with some swift stomps to the back for good measure... Zack now with Xander- Whips him to the rial- Xander crashing into it, and over, back to ringside!! What power these Logan brothers have!

Rick - And Zack following Xander right back over the rail and now climbing up onto the ring apron- HOLY CRAP!! Zack Logan with a moonsault off the apron and onto Xander! I think he may have clubbed his feet on the guardrail, though- he must have underestimated the arc of this fall or something...

Dave - But let's face it: a man his size wasn't meant to be jumping around in closed quarters like that anyway! I'd wager that he knew very well he'd hurt himself with that move, but that he'd hurt Xander even more!

Rick - Well, whatever the case, Zack's getting to his feet pretty gingerly, and now he's on his way over here! Uh... Call me when it's all over, Dave!

[A thump is heard.]

Dave - Well, it looks like my broadcasting colleague is taking an unscheduled vacation, folks, so I'm going to be on my own for a little bit, as Zack Logan is on his way toward our announcers' table- Zack Logan now shoving the timekeeper off his chair! Logan folding the steel chair up.. But he's hesitating and putting the steel chair down... he eyeing the timekeeper, and there he goes! The timekeeper was trying to pick up some speed, but Zack has him by the collar! Tugs him in and presses the man high above his head!! Zack Logan with the timekeeper raised in the air and making his way back toward Xander who's starting to stir... Zack Logan - SLAMS the timekeeper onto Xander! Zack Logan out of control, and I can assure everyone that he will be handed a hefty fine for these actions! Rick Richards now rejoining me... Can you believe what you just SAW Rick?

Rick - Zack's looking like a wild, wounded animal, Dave! Never before have I seen him this angry!

Dave - Zack Logan gripped with rage here, and focusing it all on his opponent. And this isn't even a TITLE MATCH or anything, folks! I guess that "The Blue Thunder" is trying to send out a message that says "don't mess with the Logan brothers", or SOMETHING!

Rick - I'm not sure how clear Xander's reading it though, Dave; heck, I'm not so sure he's even CONSCIOUS anymore!

Dave - The timekeeper rolling off Xander in pain, and I have a feeling that HE may need a stretcher too, folks... Zack Logan now pulling Xander off the floor and scoops him up- RAMS Xander's back into the ringpost!! Xander being DECIMATED at the hands of Logan!

Rick - I really didn't expect the match to go this way at all, Dave: Xander was taken by surprise from the get-go, and Zack Logan has been like a one-man torture chamber ever since!

Dave - But don't look now, here comes Anya once again, with steel chair in hand!

Rick - I'm not sure if she really knows how to use that thing, but Zack's not taking any chances, that's for sure! He's telling the referee to keep her away, but Dickson's not looking like he's going to do anything at all!

Dave - I don't think he's at all pleased with how the timekeeper was treated, Rick, but you'll notice the healthy distance he's maintaining from Logan...

Rick - He's no dummy, that's for sure...

Dave - Anya with that chair- tosses it over Loagn's head- Logan turns- Xander- WOAH!!

Rick - What a GREAT move there on Xander's part! Zack was spinning around, and anticipating that Xander was going to catch the chair and hammer him with it was shielding his head! But Xander didn't even GO for the chair, and instead caught Zack by surprise by picking him up and planting him with a LIGHTNING QUICK Death Valley Driver! Unbelievable! Just unbelievable!

Dave - Both men lying on the ringside mats battered and bruised, and I'd go as far as to say that both one of them could afford to be stretchered out of here at about this point!

Rick - And now the ref's deciding to take a step in between Anya and the two bodies here at ringside, which is probably a good thing for Zack, 'cause she looks ready to tear him a new one.

Dave - You said it, Rick. Xander not looking very good at all, but he's getting back to his feet once again. How the PW superstars can come back from such violent beatings, I'll never know.

Rick - It's all about how much you want the win, Dave, that's all there is to it. Xander back up and now he's going for the ringsteps! He's setting them down beside Zack. What are we going to see here?

Dave - Xander's innovative, Rick, I'm not sure WHAT to expect. Pulling Logan up now- Side Russian legsweep into the steel rail! Zack Logan must be tugging at what threads of consciousness he has left to try to hang on, but I'm not sure f it'll be enough, folks! Xander now pressing the ringsteps against Logan's body, so that he's between them and the rail- And now he dropkicks the steps, sandwiching Zack between the steel!!

Rick - Xander looks like he can put this one away if he doesn't waste too much time.

Dave - I don't know, Rick. Zack may still have a few tricks up his sleeve yet...

Rick - Xander now pulling Zack up onto his knees- Snapmares him over onto the stretcher! Xander now making his way over here! Jesus! He's climbing our announcer's table- LORDY!! What a swandive senton splash there by Xander onto the stretcher!!! He didn't have much height to hit that move, but he just BARELY pulled it off nonetheless! I sensing good things to come for this guy, Dave.

Dave - You and me both, Rick. And he may be putting a huge feather in his cap here by defeating a former Trans World Champion in a stretcher match here tonight! Xander collecting Zack Logan up on the stretcher and strapping him in there. I don't think he got all the clasps on him yet, but he's hauling him up the ramp to finish this one!

Rick - Maybe Zack shouldn't have agreed to this match...

Dave - It's not necessarily over yet: the rules state that he still has to load him up into the ambulance to be declared the winner. They're going into the back now with Anya following behind, but take a look at Logan! He's actually trying to unbuckle himself from the stretcher!!

Rick - But he's not far from the ambulance now, Dave. It's right around the next corn-

Dave - WOAH!! What the?!- Who WAS that?!?!!

Rick - I don't know: someone just blasted through Anya with a LETHAL superkick! Holy crap! It's Ravenger! Ravenger LEVELED Anya with a Ravenger Kick out of nowhere! Xander turning around to find out what the heck is going on and he sees Anya on the floor with Ravenger right there! He's charging- RAMS Ravenger's spine into the wall!

Dave - Xander now tending to Anya while the referee tries to get Ravenger the heck away from here. New Generation X's Ravenger getting involved in this one for what may end up being a big save for the NX leader, but this isn't at all his style, Rick.

Rick - Like I said before, Dave, it's all about who wants it more, I guess. Ravenger knew that it was his only opportunity to distract Xander to maybe give Zack some time to recov-

Dave - LOOK OUT!!! OH!!!!

Rick - My GOD!! Kama coming from behind on Xander and blowing him away with a steel chair while he was trying to revive Anya! Talk about buying Zack some time! Kama now pulling Xander up- scoops him up- SLAMS him down onto the concrete floor!! The AngelKillers are on the loose and Xander is in a WHOLE lot of trouble, Dave!

Dave - You're not kidding! The referee now coming back and trying to get Kamakize away from Xander now, but the damage has already been done. Xander's down and hurt, and the Blue Thunder has freed himself from the stretcher's bindings.

Rick - And he looks pissed, Dave.

Dave - Indeed he does as he makes his way toward Xander. Scoops him up and has him on the shoulder... Running- POWERSLAM onto the stretcher! And THAT folks, may be all she wrote for Xander!

Rick - And Zack's even starting to strap him into the stretcher and everything, Dave! I just can't believe that the AngelKillers got involved in this!

Dave - You and me both, and from the reaction of most of the fans, they aren't terribly keen on it either. Zack strapping Xander in tight and locking up the bindings...

Rick - I guess they had one thing on their minds, and that was revenge, plain and simple.

Dave - I guess so... And from the looks of it, Zack's not done with that part of things either! He's kicking a prone and helpless Xander, who's tied onto the stretcher and couldn't defend himself if his life depended on it!

Rick - And unlike the shoddy, quick job that Xander had done to just wheel Zack into the loading area, Xander has been fastened to that thing, and TIGHT!

Dave - He's not going anywhere but to the ambulance at to the hospital, that's for sure! And now get a load of THIS!! Zack Logan just kicked the stretcher over and now he's picking it up and PRESSING it over his head! Another incredible demonstration of that Logan power gene, I guess! Now he's carrying him like that around the corner and toward the waiting ambulance- MY LORD!!! Zack Logan just SMASHED Xander's face against the corner edge of the rear of the ambulance, then let the stretcher crash to the floor!! Zack Logan is out of control!

Rick - He's rolling the stretcher and Xander over, Dave, and take a look at the bloody dent in Xander's forehead! I think he was trying to throw him into the back of the opened ambulance, but banged Xander's head-

Dave - I hardly think that was a miscalculation! I'd say that Logan was out for blood, and for vengeance, and now he's getting it! Zack Logan FINALLY loading Xander into the ambulance and shutting the doors... YES!

[The bell rings.]

Pattera - Your winner, Zack "Blue Thunder" Looooooooogaaaaaaannn!!!

["Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson plays... The shot cuts from Zack's arm being raised by the ref, and the ambulance driving off, to the ringside announcer's table.]

Rick - MAN, what a match.

Dave - You're not kidding! Though I think we saw a meaner, darker side to Zack Logan and New Generation X here, nonetheless, it's Logan coming out on top and taking the win. Still, you have to wonder what WOULD have been, had the 'Killers not interfered in the match.

Rick - Maybe they just figured that they were evening the odds a bit, considering that Anya was hanging around at ringside, I don't know, but it should be interesting to hear what they have to say about this match after the show's over.

Dave -I'll say, but what about what XANDER and ANYA will have to say! I have a feeling that it'll be them looking for revenge next time!

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