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| Alrrighty, here's my........... MP3 PlAy-lisT! P.S. Please Ignore the capitalization errors in the preceding title. It is merely my desperate attempt to be hardcore and cool but everyone knows that I'm about as cool as Metallica was after they released ReLoad. But hey, we've all forgiven them now, right.. Maybe there's still hope for me. Doubtful, but a guy can dream right???? Anyhoo, here's the playlist. The way this is gonna roll is I'll name the song and the band that performs it, that relates to me or wutever. And then I'll say why? Maybe. If I don't wanna say why, then in the ever-so-increasingly-unintelligent words of Avril Lavigne you can kiss my David Bow-Hee. <Snort! Snort! Rod Joke!> Sk8er Boi- @vr1l lAV!gn3- Apparently I too, fell in love with a skater boy? No wait, Matt Good doesn't skate, does he? Things I'll Never Say- Avril again- Hey she says stuff about oral sex here, and if she releases it as a single it'll certainly go number one. And hell, any hit song that talks about blowjobs and eating people out rocks in my world. Stay Together for the Kids- Blink 182- Yeah when I was four I used to play house once a week at my cousins. Now I play house every damn day (except Sundays, some friggin religious law?) and it's FUN FUN FUN! What the frick does this have to do with Blink 182? Well, recently me and my house wife got a divorce and then we got back together for the kids. Even though the person who usually purr-tends to be the daughter is older than me, and <ahem!> a porn star? Well, rumors. Screw it go to the next song. Adam's Song- Blink 182- I relate to this song cuz I know a dude named Adam, well he's not really a dude or a chick. He's kinda transsexual. Anyways, he didn't kill himself but his names Adam so the song's about him. The only thing he has in common with the Adam in the song is that he too spilled Apple Juice on the carpet. Or at least that's what he told his mom, ahem. COUGH! COUGH! Yellow-Coldplay- Because this one time (at band camp??) I was sick, and my pee was like pure yellow, and it was creepy. Riot Girrrl- Good Charlotte- Yeah this one time at school, I kinda crossdressed and it caused a minor scale riot. Only about three people died, and another hundred or so hurt, so it wasn't that big. I saw a way bigger one this one time on the internet. Ahem! I mean a riot, you fawkin' perve. A.D.I.D.A.S.- koRn- I used to wear ADDIDAS all the time. So, yeah. What do you mean this songs about sex? How can you tell? Oh yeah sure everytime some middle age dude wearing makeup says fuck it has to be about sex. I wonder if he dates trans-gender people? I know Adam was looking for a fellow transvestite, but Marilyn Manson wouldn't return my calls. Oh well, there's always Avril Lavigne and Chester from Linkin Park. Ahem! Black Dog- Led Zeppelin- My friend had a dog and it was black. And this one time the dog died. Yeah, some dumb ass in a Metallica shirt ran him over,........ on his bike. Yeah, he had the Rush turned up way too loud. Come to think of it, that might have been Ark? Well, then again, it must be because I don't know too many people under the age of 75 who like Rush and Metallica. Or just Rush. A Place For My Head- Linkin Park- Yeah my friend owns a hairstylist place and he has tons of mannequins and shit/ So I decided that when i die I want my head donated there. Because he only had one real head before, but the cops made him give that one back so they could analyze it. It turned out to be some three year old that got raped by some fat guy who likes Wrestling. I have no damn clue how he got it. But then again, everyone has their own opinion on the rumors. Papercut- Linkin Park- My Grandpa died of bleeding to death while he was reading a Playboy magazine too fast and cut himself on the centerfold. And I'm not talking about his hand. I feel guilty because he bought the subscription through a fundraiser that my Church was doing. She Hates Me- Puddle of Mudd- I swear this song really is about me. My grandma really fuckin hates me. Shout At the Devil- Motley Crue- Yeah, one day I was trying to say something to my friend but he wouldn't listen so I had to yell. I haven't talked to him since, cause he's a bit of a dick. I think his name was Satan, but I can't be sure. No wait, that's the name of the fat guy that rapes three year olds and hits on girls by sniffing their hair. CLICK HERE FOR PART TWO-NEW LINK! |