| Even More Songs that Mean Shit To Me. Editors note: By "shit" I mean good. |
| Any song- Rage Against the Machine- This is what happens to me everytime my computer messes up. Dammit! Still Waiting- Sum 41- I too am still waiting, for my damn Columbia House order to arrive. Ahem! Ideal Waste of Time- Treble Charger- Hell, anyone who bothers visiting this sight should be able to relate to this. I Fucking Hate You- Godsmack- You hear that, I'm coming to get you. BOO! I-E-A-I-A-E-O- System of A Down- I don't understand a damn thing he says in this song, but I'm sure something must relate to me. Turning Japanese- ?- What happens when you play too many Japan-only ROM games on your computer. Closer- Nine Inch Nails- Seriously, never ever play this song anywhere near your signifcant other/ spouse/ parent/ sibling/ other relative/ friend/ pet. Ok, maybe you can play it in front of your pet, but if you get charged with Beastiality, dont blame me. Canibitch- Eminem- Heh, Eminem calls Cannibus a vaginal blister. Funny. Highway to Hell- AC/DC- One time we were driving to Wisconsin................. P.I.M.P- 50 Cent- I have the biggest collection of Polly In My Pocket in the whole damn world. Plus, I have a pimple. God Is A DJ- Pink- Damn, how can she be so smart. One time I was at the club, wearing my leather, and this dude comes up and hes like hey punk, and im lik yeah whatever,.....wait thats a different story.Anyways, i was at the bar, and the dj was spinning some killer tunes. And he started playing Metallica and I fell in love. I looked up at the booth, and there was Jesus. Haven't seen him in a while though, apparently he had to go try and stop some movie by Mel Gibson. Tall Cans In The Air- The Transplants. Put it this way, me and my friends were bored so we pushed a few porter pottys off a cliff. Get Shot- 50 Cent. I have been shot so many times. But usually I end up falling in the water or getting arrested. God I suck at Grand Theft Auto. TNT- AC/DC- Um, let's just say, we'd had some nice Chilli for dinner and someone had a lighter, so ......... Paranoid- Black Sabbath- I swear to god that Mickey Mouse is seriously trying to kill me. Oh well, Spongebob will save me. I Believe In A Thing Called Love- The Darkness- Straight guys in Spandex playing 70's/80's metal. FUCK YEAH! Cold Hard Bitch- Jet. Once when my parents werent home, my brother and I left my dog outside too long, and she was an icicle, literally. We had to rent a flamethrower to thaw her out. Of course that cause another problem. Apparently there's this huge ethic sgroup that say its morally wrong to spray your dog with a flamethrower, no matter what the circumstances. There's a particular finger gesture I'd like to give to them. Bastards. Y'All Want A Single- KoRn- They say fuck at least fifty times in this song, and the music video rules. they trash a record store. Master of Puppets- Metallica- I enjoy this game. I play with muppets a lot. Crawling In the Dark- Hoobastank- I'm sure everyone's felt like this before. For me it's especially prominent while playing hide and go seek in the dark in a crawl space. |