| Jon is tech to the core. Here he shows some steez on the lard-ass rails. See that telephone pole in the background? Now compare that to the rail Jon is grinding. Yeah. |
| Method out of a curb cut? Yes. Is that Jon's house in the background? Yeah, come on over and break something. No, it's ok. We all do. |
| Jon was setting up for this royale when he hit 88mph and the flux capacitor in his belt buckle kicked in. Next thing you know he was in a Stephen King movie skating like a madman. Don't worry, he's ok and his pics from the Pet Semetary came out really nice. |