Name:
Kenny Slocum
Instrument: Guitar
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I was
born back in the day, whenever. I like
green. I have an affinity for foreign
languages, particularly japanese, even
though i'm quitting. I like running, so i
do it alot. People shouldn't do things
they don't like. I don't like schoo, and
i might be the laziest person I know. My
computer is a douche. I'm not good at
talking to girls. I like animals a whole
bunch, especially dinosaurs. My favorite
cereal is cookie crisp. I drive a station
wagon, and i despise it. I hate mr.
LArew, I hate Hiroshima, i hate mr. hult,
and i hate his family. I would like very
much to throw them into an active
volcano, but not before peeing in their
mouths. I really really really like
playing guitar, it might be my favorite
thing. And porno is up there too. Brenny
teaches me guitar, and he's really good
and i'm lucky to have him teach me. My
guitar amp makes me angry and my parents
do'nt understand why. My guitar makes me
happy when it's in a good amp. Incubus
makes me even happier. Incubus is my
favorite thing of all. If anyone doesn't
like incubus, they should tell me and i
can gaurantee i will find an incubus song
they like. I like most music though,
playing and listening. I prefer playing,
cause then i don't nitpick as much. I
like reading, but i never realize i do
until i actually start reading.
Symbolisms are fun. Everyone should read
a chuck palahniuk book. Everyone should
read calvin and hobbes. That should be a
class, because that is the best thing
that the human hand has ever put to paper.
It is both hilarious and intellectually
stimulating. And hobbes is a badass. I
enjoy video games very much, but the
Satan-worshipping, promiscuous,
gangrenous, groin-kicking, whip-weilding
sons of bitches at school insist on
giving me stuff to do at home that i
forget a week later, so i don't get to
play them much. I kind of want to spend
my life living in a tiny little shack on
the beach, shooting at the census men and
bill collectors when they come around. I
think i could steal pretty much whatever
i needed, and anyone who wants to join me
in my census-man-shooting, subsistence-theiving
paradise, simply tell me. A lot of people
think i'm joking, but i'm not. I like
fishing a lot and i like petting my
rabbit and cats and dogs. I like T.V. I
really really really really really really
really really really like godzilla. He's
scary. I'm amazingly interested in dreams.
They are fun to think about. actually
sleeping ones, not the ones that people
want when they are older. Dave Barry
makes me laugh alot. Finch is a good band
too. So are the deftones. RealTV is a
really really good show. kazaa is my
friend. So is yuma. I like Yuma a lot
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