BAND BIOS
THE BAND:
Aussi - Bass
Kenny - Guitar
Zack - Orgasmic Drums
??? - Amzaing Vocals
It all started one cold, cold day in September 2001. Two young men, never having swum before, tried out for the PV swim team. Not only did they equally suck, but they formed a life-long bond which transcended the cold waters of the Pleasant Valley pool. During the summerof 2002 they realized an equal love of fishing and dedicated every day to the pursuit of their sport. They sucked at this as much as they did at swimming. During one of the many lewd conversations that occured while fishing (mostly about sex and food) a discovery was made. They both were slightly musical. And it was born. One day Zack tagged along to go fishing. His legendary drum playing ability was know all over the land, and to be honest, it frightened the two guitarists. But that night, after fishing, an accoustic session was held at Kenny's house. It was pure energy. That day magic happened. For the next 6 months, there was talk of a band. But nothing happened. Then for Christmas 2002, Aussi received his first bass. From that day forth, they strived to perfect their sound, but noticed the lack of a worthwhile vocalist. Because face it, they could play their instruments damn fine, but they couldn't carry a tone in a wheelbarrow the size of Kansas when it came to singing. So they enlisted the help of (to be announced soon).