It's…
Yet another website pretending to be one thing, while really being mostly about:
NOT!
THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS
No, really. It isn't. Well, don't believe me then…
mumble, grumble.
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha!
It's OK, I'm laughing with him.
It's great, isn't it? Well, I think it is, anyway…
mumble, grumble.
Cruelty to Hedgehogs on NtNON.
Life, the Universe and Everything.
Isn't it a shame about Douglas Adams? The answer is an unequivocal YES.
R.I.P.
(That's including the tourists, and the few who insisted on being spelt differently, for no reason other than sheer bloody-mindedness). [
Yes 'Gohegdeh', I mean YOU.]Hedgehog, Hedgehog, Hedgehog, Hedgehog, Hedgehog, Hedgehog, Hedgehog, Hedgehog, how many's that? 8. Hedgehog, Hedgehog, Hedgehog, Hedgehog, Hedgehog, Hedgehog, Hedgehog, Hedgehog, Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog, Hedgehog, Hedgehog, Hedgehog, Hedgehog, Squeeky the Hedgehog. SQUEAMOUS! Hedgehog, Hedgehog, Hedgehog, Hedgehog, Hedgehog, ooh to be sure, a teeny Hidgehaag. Och, a Hedgehog. Ohh la la, un Hérisson. Ich bin ein Igel. Gohegdeh. Hedgehog in Disguise - HID. Spot the Hedgehog competition. There it is! There! Oh. OK. Well, a Porcupine *does* look like a Hedgehog. (36). Imagine that this is in Japanese: Ah so, honourable H^E^D^G^E^H^O^G. Thank you. Hedgehog, Hodgeheg, Hedgehog. Only two left now, (I hope) I'm not exactly going to go back and count them all at this stage. Hedgehog and Hedgehog. That well-known comedy duo.
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D I S C L A I M E R
A lot of People would thank me not to insult their intelligence by pointing out that 'No Hedgehogs were harmed in the making of this page' So I would like to take this opportunity to refute those hecklers, and hereby state that just short of *6*, yes SIX Hedgehogs were seriously harmed by this page, and two of them needed Psychiatric treatment to recover. So there.
And Finally, The Hedgehogs would like me to apologise about having a laugh at foreigners. Like in stereotypes and suchlike. (But I won't).
Hedgehog motif freed from:
www.Hedgehogs.co.uk
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