List Of All Our Stuff!
On this page of this site, you'll find a list of the many things N.T.D.N. has actually done. It's sort of like a guide to everything that is N.T.D.N. Movies. This will include movies, shorts, shows, animated programs, and games that all have to do with the studio, ALL in alphabetical order. By each title, you will find a short explanation describing the piece of work. By the way, if you're looking for a list of all the "Moo" movies, they are located in another page on this site.
THIS PAGE WAS CREATED ON: February 4, 2001
LAST UPDATE: May 4, 2001
WHAT WAS UPDATED: Added the summary for "Uni-Brow Man" on the Shows/Series list!
N.T.D.N.'s Movies
*ARROWHEAD DELIVERIES (later, renamed to REJECTS): Produced in 1995-96. The story of three losers (Nico Colaleo, Nino Colaleo, Tony Valenti) who continuously get rejected from each and every job they apply for. Circling around the Arrowhead Water Delivery Service, and then on to Toys R Us, McDonalds, and even taxi cab drivers, along with even more comedic mischeif, these are three fellows who just can't find a break (or a brain).
*CANNIBAL 2: Still in progress. Taking place in the mid 1800's, a character who goes by the name of James Donner (Nino Colaleo) and his friend Billy the Man (Tony Troup) hear about a gold rush in California. They decide to take a wagon trip from Utah to California. Along the way, they encounter three more friends who want to tag along, as well as dangers such as Mexican Indians ruled by Chief Taco Supreme (Kevin Cards). However, after a wrong turn at Albuquerque, they get lost and eventually have to eat each other to stay alive. Will they make it???
*DETECTIVE NINO MEETS DON PEPPERONI: Produced in 2000. In the tradition of classic black-and-white detective flicks in the 1940's, Detective Nino is hanging out in his pad as World War II is beginning, when all of the sudden, a damsel in distress runs in to warn Nino that her father was kidnapped by Nazis. After a brief moment of confusion, she remembers that her father was kidnapped by Italian Mobsters from Toronto, Canada. As their leader, Don Pepperoni (Nico Colaleo) walks into Nino's office, he reveals that he will not release the girl's father unless they pay him 1 million dollars. Eventually, the Don is thwarted by Indiana Jones, who literally swings out of nowhere. This is one of the most hilarious films ever produced by N.T.D.N.
*JENNY GERMS: Produced in 1995. Based on our childhood babysitter's bratty sister Jenny, "Jenny Germs" is a race of ghostly creatures that are bent on destroying the planet, and all the humans in it. To make things worse, these devilish little things can possess bodies. A comedic adventure, based on the horrible existance of a real little girl.
*NINO AND THE TERRIBLE TORNADO: Produced in 1997. Nino Colaleo and Tony Valenti play two bumbling storm chasers. Studying tornadoes in the line of research, they'll lose their jobs if they screw up one more time. Calamity strikes when the two learn that three huge tornadoes are set to combine, forming the largest tornado the world has ever seen. Now, their own two feet are the only things that can help them get away from the destructive natural disaster.
*NINO'S BACKYARD PROJECT, THE: Produced in 1999. In 1999, three teenagers by the name of Nino Colaleo, Sam Grer and Tony Troup went to Tucson, Arizona make a documentary on the Nino Backyard Desert. Two weeks later, their footage was found...
*NUTMAKER, THE: Produced in 1997. A spoof of "The Nutcracker", this is a musical starring Nino Colaleo as The Nutmaker. Nino is a looney man from the ol' Crazy House, who has escaped. On the loose in the big city, he has the power to turn anybody he touches into a mindless vegetable. Now, it's up to three young cops (Nico Colaleo, Dan Stea, Tony Valenti) to stop this madman from turning every person in the entire world into a brainless zombie!
*SQUATTING DRAGON, CLAP LIKE THUNDER: Produced in 2001. This short film (only around 3 minutes long), starring Nico and Nino Colaleo, is a parody of all Japanese kung-fu movies from the 1970's, as well as Japanese animated cartoons. The first N.T.D.N. film to be available as a downloadable movie file on the internet, which we'll have up for download on this site very soon!
*WANDERERS OF THE WEST: Still in progress. The tale of three cowboys (Nino Colaleo, Tony Troup, Nick Smith) who get chosen to be sheriffs for the town of Tombstone, Arizona. In the tradition of old western films, a beautiful girl is kidnapped by a burly badguy (Chris Knuff), and it's up to these three heroic sheriffs to save the day.
N.T.D.N.'s Series/Shows
*THE EXTREME ADVENTURES OF UNI-BROW MAN: 2000 and on. Starring Nino Colaleo as Uni-Brow Man, the superhero is basically a 47-year old man, with an oversized uni-brow that gives him special powers to use against the forces of villainy. Coming from the Planet Uni-Brow, he only speaks Ubby-Dubby Pig Latin. His alter ego, Uni P. Brow, resides in downtown Hollywood, where he works at The International Hollywood Hostile. But when the slightest ray of danger strikes, he busts into superhero-mode and flies off to fight evil-doers such as Metal Man (Dan Stea), Dr. Poopy Pants (Charleton Heston), Harry the Hypnotist (Dan Akroyd), The Infamous El Guapo (as himself), and more. During his free times, Uni-Brow Man likes to stock up on Go-Gurt (banana-flavored), run in the middle of the Saraha Desert, and collect those little umbrellas that you put in drinks. This action/adventure/comedy show will have your belly bursting out of your buttoned, tucked-in shirt!
*THE SAM SHOW: 1994-1999. Perhaps the longest-running idea in N.T.D.N. history. Even before N.T.D.N. got it's name in 1995, "The Sam Show" was created back in 1994 by Nico and Nino Colaleo. The character "Sam" had many different forms, but always served the same purpose: to entertain people by getting seriously hurt in slapstick comedy. Sam was first a man made of clay (great for smashing into walls) in 1994, was then a Mighty Morphing Power Ranger plush doll in 1995 (for only 2 episodes), and was then a "friendly-looking" plush doll of Frankenstein. It was actually a doll designed for preschoolers, so this was a bonus as Sam always had a sappy smile on his face. He was kept in this favorite form until the end of the series in 1999. Through the 6-year series, and a total of about 80 shorts, Sam was literally smushed, kicked, thrown off balconies, broke, burned, shattered, violated, destroyed, torn, punched, chewed, trashed, demolished, overthrown, dashed, crashed, smashed, stomped, whacked, wrecked, exterminated, killed off, doomed, sliced, diced, wiped out, dismantled, fractured, cracked, ripped, discombobulated, sacrificed, yanked...... and an avid visitor of the local hospital. The funny thing about Sam was, he was always such a nice guy. Just wanting to spend his nights at home, near a warm fire with a good novel, at peace. But it was always just his luck that he'd get tormented with pain, all the years of his shows. But hey, that's N.T.D.N. comedy!
*WHO SHOT BILL THE BUNNY?: Produced in 1999. Well, Sam's series ended when the Frankenstein doll just couldn't take it anymore. It just fell apart (literally, the doll FELL APART), so a new "Sam" had to be found. What was found was a large stuffed rabbit who got the name Bill the Bunny. Like Sam before him, he would get into comic mischeif and get hurt... but it just wasn't the same. Bill the Bunny's series was very short-lived, as it only lasted one episode in which there was a mystery of which N.T.D.N. character shot Bill the Bunny.
N.T.D.N.'s Animated Shows
*ADVENTURES OF MR. POTATO HEAD, THE: Produced in 1997. Voiced by Dan Stea, The Adventures of Mr. Potato Head was a stop-motion animated show starring, of course, the famous Mr. Potato Head toy. The only real animation would be movements by his arms and feet, so the ideas for this show weren't very long lasting.
*BIOGRAPHY OF JOEY MCFAY, THE: Produced in 1994. This wasn't actually on tape... This was a Macintosh computer-made slideshow. Produced with the early 90's program "Kid Pix", it obviously wasn't of the best quality in computer generated media. Confidentailly, it STUNK in quality. But, nonetheless, it was a hilarious cartoon on the life of one man, Joey McFay. All characters in this slideshow were voiced by Dan and Nick Stea, and Nico and Nino Colaleo.
*ENTERPRISING EMBARKMENTS OF PEEBIS, THE: Produced in 1997. This very short-lived show (only two episodes) starred an action figure from "The Hunchback of Notre Dame", named Pheobis. We thought it'd be funnier to name him Peebis. In his very short-lived show, Peebis wanted to know what the true meaning of Christmas was. So he set out to the North Pole to seek Santa Claus.... but found it much easier to just go to his local mall. There, he found Santa Claus greeting all the little kiddies... or was it REALLY Santa?! It turned out to be an imposter Santa. Just an old man who smelled funny and couldn't go to the bathroom by himself. He was also blind. He thought Peebis was a girl scout, selling cookies. He ate Peebis, thinking he was a cookie, and that was the end of the series.
*PHIL THE SPY: Produced in 1996. This series was on a spy named Phil (who was, in reality, a G.I. Joe action figure). The show was stop-motion animation, so Phil could move his arms and legs realistically (yea, right). Quite a few episodes of Phil were made, including one where he had to break in to an evil villain's fortress (in reality, Nico and Nino's neighbor who lived across the street.) Phil met his sad demise when he was tied to the back end of Nico and Nino's car with a peice of string. The car was running and Phil was dragged against the asphalt road at large speeds. When the car hit 47 MPH, the string broke and Phil was never seen again.
*STAR WARS CARTOONS: Produced 1996-2000. This is probably N.T.D.N.'s longest-running animated show. They were filmed with over 50 Star Wars action figures, all filmed with stop-motion animation. Lasting for four years, they were all little adventures that were a little bit different than the usual Star Wars genre. For instance, one episode features Emperor Palpatine, Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Dash Rendar and IG-88 drinking beer and watching the big football game.
N.T.D.N.'s Invented Games
*DON'T TOUCH THE GROUND: Invented in 1993. In this fun game, it's just like the title mentions: You can't touch the ground! Keep in mind that when we created this game, we were all 8 years old. So it was much easier to climb on top of shelves and beds and tables to not touch the ground. If we tried it now, we'd probably break everything. So, sorry for all you internet surfers at home... this game would probably only work for youngsters.
*HIDE 'N GO SEEK IN THE DARK: Invented in 1994. This game has probably been played a bunch before we "invented" it. But basically, it's a nighttime game of Hide 'n Seek. To play this game, wait until about 9pm at night, turn off EVERY SINGLE light in the house, and play Hide 'n Seek! Trust us, it's a lot more fun than Hide 'n Seek in the daytime.
*JUNGLEBALL: Invented in 1995. This, everyone, is one of N.T.D.N.'s finest creations ever. Jungleball is simply one of the most fun games you could ever play. Making up the game as you go along, it sort of runs along the lines of Basketball. Except, the basket is a lot lower to the ground (we used a trash can). You set up the basket on one side, and you always start each game on the opposite side of the room. You always have a teammate, and must use various attacks, moves and actions to be the team to get across the room and get the ball in the basket without the other team snatching the ball from you. The reason we call this "Jungleball" is because you're supposed to act like a wild and crazy animal. In other words, this is a very violent game. Using some moves such as the Monkey Toss, the Koala Hang, the Kangaroo Jump and the Alligator Pass, things could get vicious. Very vicious. In the past, we've actually had some bloody noses, etc. And when we play, we get so tired that we often have to have at least four 5-minute Water Breaks. Play at your own risk, but always remember to have fun!
*KID OLYMPICS: Invented in 1996. In this game, you simply make up a little competition that can usually last up to about an hour or two. You compete in such activities as an Obsticle Course, Racing, Capture the Flag, More Racing, Video Game Playing, and much more! At the end, whoever has the most wins... wins!
*WRESTLING IN THE DARK: Invented in 1993. This game is based on the last honest sport in the world: Wrestling/Ultimate Fighting. And in this version, you play in the dark! One person is in charge of the lights. You wrestle in the dark, and when the lights turn on abruptly, you totally freeze. You then look around the room to see everyone's actions as they're frozen, and this causes a good laugh. Then, when the lights are turned off, it's back to the fighting, until the lights are turned on again! We were little kids when we invented this game, and our parents actually forbid us to play it because they thought it was "too violent" for us. >:( Oh well... you're sure to get a kick of it!
