Biographies

Welcome to the first page of this site. So. You always wanted to know who that double agent in search of the Princess of Ali Baba was, eh? What about the two doofs who are part of the Reject clan? I bet you also wanted to know the fella who is sometimes nicknamed The Dork of Destiny, and is very popular in the gay community. Well, look no further... because the 'Wow, These Guys're SO Fu*ked Up!' Biography of the N.T.D.N cast members page is ready for blastoff..

LAST UPDATE: January 29, 2001

WHAT WAS UPDATED: This page was completed.

Nico Colaleo: The First "N" in "N.T.D.N"

Born March, 1985. Well, along with his brother Nino, Nico Colaleo is the co-founder of N.T.D.N. Movies, and the second member to officially join the studio. Many clips, scenes and shows were produced before 1996, when the name "N.T.D.N. Movies" was thought of. Nico has usually been the camera guy for all of the crap the young studio has produced, and is usually the one who chooses musical pieces/backgrounds for bigtime N.T.D.N. shows and movies. He is also the one who created most of the HTML for this very site. Nico has been in all of the Sam episodes, he's one of the members of the Rejects clan, and he was The Bad Guy himself in 007 Moo. Friends of Nico have said that he looks like one of the Beach Boys. Which one, Nico's never found out. He doesn't know what the Beach Boys look like.
Also Known As: One Of The Beach Boys; Camera Guy; The Bad Guy; Nieko Kolayleeoh; The Godfather; etc.

Tony Valenti: The "T" in "N.T.D.N"

Born July 1985. Tony has greasy hair. But besides that, he's the third person to join as a member of the studio. A friend of Nico and Nino's, Tony is sort of the inpiration behind the work done in the studio, for Tony has been a part of the Tombstone vigilantes. Meaning, he's acted in shows and theatre for the town of Tombstone, Arizona. To be more precise, in the summer of 2001, he was in three theatre plays; One in Tucson, Arizona and the other in Tombstone, Arizona. He's also the creator of Sam's brother, Samuel, and he's a member of the Rejects clan.
Also Known As: The Guy Who Goes "Shut Off!"; Anthony; The Russian Doctor; etc.

Dan Stea: The "D" in "N.T.D.N"

Born August 1985. It's 007 Moo himself! Dan Stea is Nico and Nino's cousin, in reality. He joined N.T.D.N. in 1996, with his first big movie, "007 Moo". He's actually a big part of N.T.D.N. Movies because half of the movies that are made have his name in them. All of the "Moo Movies" are parodies of real films that include "Moo of the Jungle", "Back to the Moocher", "Indiana Moo", "The Hunchback of Notre Moo", "Moo Powers" and many more. He helps keep Nino in line as well by slapping him around... that's also a big part he has in this studio.
Also Known As: Moo; Dan the Man; Moocher; Moochey; Quasimoto; etc.

Nino Colaleo: The Second "N" in "N.T.D.N"

Born July 1986. The co-creator of the studio with his brother Nico, and the first member to be a part of the studio, Nino conducted the very first Sam episode entitled "Sam Rides A Bike", back in 1995. The Sam series was sorta the first spark of the N.T.D.N. studio. The most active member of N.T.D.N., he's also the most freakiest. He's mainly the stunt director, but as well, Nino is usually the sidekick of the other three members. For instance, in the movie "007 Moo", Nino's role was the dimwitted sidekick of Moo, the Dork of Destiny. He's also a member of the Rejects clan, and plays the superhero character, Uni-Brow Man. His ape-like qualities and extremely foolish grin can only result in him being one of the biggest and most animated members of N.T.D.N. that he is. He is also thought to be 'grimey' by Nico.
NINO IS A MOVER AND A SHAKER!

Also Known As: Ninis; Wenis; Regis; Dork of Destiny; Chimpy; Indiana Crash-Dummy Pirate; The Drunk Mexican; Jerry Smith; Uni-Brow Man; etc.
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