Thought For The Day
  It has recently occurred to me upon my observations that many things in life are complicating. One huge thing that seems to be ever so confusing, especially to men, is how the brain of a female works. Women seem to be the most complicating things on the planet. However, it would be wrong to just immediately place such a forceful accusation on them. Therefore, I have once again decided to do some questioning. Keep in mind the only people I interviewed or acknowledged the opinions of were men, so women prepare to be offended.

   First off, women all over the board will be saying, 'guys are confusing too, so fuck off'. That could very well be. Men can be confusing... to you. Men are very simplistic, keep it blunt, we will listen. We don't throw in tons of different emotions into problems when they shouldn't be there. Furthermore, it's only the over-abundance of female emotions that make men seem confusing. You see, women start creating all sorts of different scenarios in their head dealing with how they think the man might be feeling. As a result of this, they start to react not just in their minds but in reality and give off thousands of weird and confusing signals to guys. Often times, these signals contradict the ones previously sent. The more paranoid women get, the more confusing they become to men. My advice for them is to keep what they say very simplistic when talking about emotions to men. And, if you like someone, tell them bluntly, saves us all the tedious guessing we have to do.

   In conclusion, women are screwed in the head quite severely. It is not just my opinion, but ask almost any man and they shall tell you the same. But then again, I am a very messed up and confusing guy, but I know enough not to confuse other people with my emotions.

    This concludes my thought for the day, I hope someone was offended in the process. Feminists of the world (or better known as Women Supremists) I am looking forward to the influx of hate mail, so please, hurry to your desktops, turn on those heat lamps and write faster and more furious than ever. I am ever so eager to hear just what you say about my findings for the day. Hurry now, go!


                                            Too late, I stopped caring.

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