You see, there comes a certain time in every mans life where they realize probably one of the greatest things ever... women have boobs. Thus starts the everlasting journey of man. They build goals for their teenage years that revolved around certain things such as touching a boobie or seeing one. Now, if men build their teenage goals around such a thing, why on Earth would they lose their sex drive on the supposed-to-be peak year of sexual hormones? Well, lets take a look, shall we?
There are certain guys who keep their horniness for a long time, or continue to seek out boobies. A large portion of these males happen to be the following: either apathetic or popular. Why you ask? It's simple really. Popular guys get all the women, clear and simple. So, most of these guys get to touch a boobie long before the "geeky guy" sitting in the corner who only has his hand to please him. Now, if these popular guys get all the women, one of two things occur usually. One, they get to touch a breast, or two, they don't get to for a while and their woman keeps them waiting. When such a thing occurs when a male is forced to wait his hormones and eagerness only build up and he becomes more horny. If they do get to touch a boobie, then the greatness of it makes them come back for more for many years. Not all popular guys remain horny though, some lose their sex drive. One of the explanations for this is because the guy has touched so many that he becomes bored of it and some form of emotion actually does live inside of him that tells him to get a relationship.
Next, with the apathetic guys. These men are deprived of all emotion (hence the term apathetic for all you clueless fellows). Therefore, the only feelings these guys feel most of the time is the throbbing of their manly piece between their legs that urges them to touch a breast before they prepare to leave forever. So, as a result, these men go out on their search for breasts. They continue their quest for so long seeing as though its the only feeling they have (other than not feeling anything) and they must fuel it in order to keep their manly piece tucked between their legs. So, these gentlemen don't often get bored unless they grow some emotion and realize they feel a bit empty inside.
Now, this is the main point that deals with why men at such an age could lose their sex drive. It deals with that "geeky kid" in the corner (geeky being the general term for anyone who is not seen as cool by fellow popular students). You see, these are the fine young gentlemen who never given the necessary boobie touching experiences to fuel their passion for the boobie. Sure masturbation has done them good and they love the feel of it (which every man and most women know), but, on the other hand (pun not intended) these men grow lonely in never having someone to care for them, or to lend them their breasts. After a long period of time, their loneliness builds up ever so much until it is more than clear to them (even if they do get to touch a boobie eventually) that having someone love and care for you is a far better feeling than any fucking orgasm.
One can only draw the conclussion that excessive touching of breasts or complete lack of touching breasts for so long (or morals that showed you from the beginning that a relationship is more meaningful than sexual desire and therefore should not be ruined by it) is the direct cause of so many guys losing their sex drive at what is supposed to be the peak sexual year of their life.
Thus concluding Colin's thought for the day.
P.S. The preceeding essay was not based on scientific fact, rather my own special investigation and interviewing skills. It was a mere compelation of my findings. If anyone was offended by the bad language used, then FUCK OFF and quit whining. If anyone popular people feel offended and in anyway done wrong by my assumptions and findings, then you too can FUCK OFF for picking on the so called geeks so much and flaunting your social skills in our faces. Anyway, have a nice day everyone.
