Quotations

Aardvark Archie's Guide to Rude Humor: Funny Quotes - with sections devoted to marriage, sex, death, old age, politics, money, and more. Aaron Fuegi's Fortunes Page - contains humorous quotes and fortunes. Amusing Quotes - provides a database of funny quotations by famous celebrities, comedians, and authors. And Some Jokes - jokes, funny sayings, and quotes. ComedyZone.net: Funny Quotes - sayings and quotes covering relationships, human behavior, the professional world, science, politics, and more. Cynical Quotes - antics of a class clown in math class. Former USA VP Dan Quayle Quotes - uttered by the best vice-president George Bush ever had. Funny Firm: Funny Quotes - funny sayings and quotes organized by author. Funny Sayings - lots of one liners. Humor Quotes and Deep Thoughts - full of quotations and taglines that you'll never forget. Original Pessimist Quotations - guaranteed to dim your day. Paul Tomko's Humorous Quotes Site - alphabetized index of humorous quotes by famous and not-so-famous people. Quote Book - compendium of truly bizarre quotes taken from normal conversations. Quotes Unlimited - contemporary quotes for the person who's said everything. Quotez - searchable list of funny quotes, newspaper mistakes, safety tips, and exam gaffes. Stinking Badges - project documenting all instances of the phrase "We don't need no stinkin' badges" in the written word, television, music, and movies. Things People Said - with slips and gaffes, things kids say, and more. Ordinary people can be drop dead funny. View on Buddhism: Funny Quotes - organized by speaker.