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The fallowin were created by Chris D. and the WSLz...

1. I'm gonna tie the long hair on your head to the short hair on your ass and roll you down the street like a tire.

2. Shut up or I'm gonna shove a rusty nail up your penis!

3. Were your parents related, like, before they were married?

4. Im gonna cut of your foreskin and sell it to your mom in a box of cereal!

5. Im gonna gouge your eyes out with a fork and shove them down your pants so you can watch me kick the crap outta you! Then I'm gonna use your tounge to paint my boat!

6. Im gonna tie you tounge to your penis, shove a flagpole up your butt, and parade you around on St. Patrics day!

7. Im gonna staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran!

8. How is your mom like McDonalds? Billions served!

9. Your so poor you eat cereal with a fork to save milk!

10. If my dog was as ugly as you are id glue a mask to its ass and make it walk backwards.

11. Wow, if your brain were any bigger you'd make a frog jealous. (its not bad...could be better, think of ways to make this one really good)

12. Your idiocity surprises me, Id have more competition insulting a duck.

13. Now all you have to do is get someone to pay you to scratch your ass and you'll be on easy street. (For use when someone brags about their job)

14. Im gonna stab your nipple with a tumbtack and tie your nose hair to your eyebrows!

15. Ima kick your ass so bad that I'm gonna have to wait till your morning ritual to get my boot back!

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