Here are some of my favourite quotes. Read n' enjoy
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Marraige is not a word...ITS A SENTENCE.
To a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
One night stand: its like not having any hangover after the booze.
Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
Everything comes with instructions, except human beings...
~Paul Valery~The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box.
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep.
Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day.
There are two ways to live: one is as if nothing is a miracle; the other as if everything is.
JOGGING is running against the inevitable decay of body. ~Woody Allen~
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in
Spouse, n.: "Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind then give it more thought
A hug is a great gift, one size fits all. It can be given for any occasion and it's easy to exchange.
Thirty-five is the age when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
~Caryn Leschen~
If real is characterized by what you see and what you can feel, then 'real' is only electromagnetic impulses which run through you brain. ~Morpheus~
Speak your mind even if your voice shakes."
~Maggie Kuhn~
"Every man dies. Not every man really lives."
~Braveheart~
"Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards."
~Soren Kierkegaard~
"Before you open your mouth to speak, please make sure it's an improvement upon the silence."
"Statistics are like bikinis… what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential!"
"Live for today, learn from the past and f*** the future"
"My brain is my second favorite organ. ~Woody Allen~"
"You use sex to express every emotion except love ~Woody Allen~"
"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. ~Woody Allen~"
"Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. ~Woody Allen~"
"Life's a bitch, screw it..ditch it...but never regret it! -- my friend mOhan"
Helpdesk tip #2: When the support analyst says "Click...", wait for the rest of the sentence..
Why can't DOS ever say "Excellent command or filename"?
Oops! My brain just hit a bad sector.
Who is General Protection Fault and why is he reading my hard disc?
Intel Inside - Idiot Outside!
If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
Your mouse has moved. Windows has to reboot for changes to take effect. [ OK ]
Printer not ready. Do you have a pen?
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing. ~Dick Brandon~
Printer not ready. Do you have a pen?
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
If your computer says: Printer out of Paper, this problem cannot be resolved by continuously clicking the 'OK' button.
Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.
A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
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