Signs You're Still Addicted To T10K....
.....You see a display for a candy called ‘marshmallow peeps’ at your local grocery store and two things pop instantly to mind:
1. if they taste good seeing as how the Peeps no longer have exclusive use to that well.
2. how in the heck they were able to find a mirror to ship all these since the only usable one you know of is at King Wendell’s castle.
.....You take the long way into town as often as possible just so you can pass a sign advertising ‘Luscious Local Lambs’
.....You find yourself scanning the self-help section at your local bookstore to see if you can find the ones Wolf had.
.....You eagerly tune in to watch an advertised “10K event” only to realize as it begins that they were referring to a marathon.
....You are convinced that butter would not melt in your mouth. Well, actually, I guess it probably would melt. Of course it would, but very slowly.
....You can spend hours discussing the hidden meanings and philosphical underpinnings of "10th Kingdom"
....You understand how that last sign is possible.
....You spend more time every day on the net than you do sleeping.
....You get into heated discussions about where Wolf got his changes of clothes.
....You compose a list of 'Signs That You're Still Addicted To t10k' and update it frequently.
....When caught scratching your brow you unsuccessfully try to convince friends you just had an itch. (This also applies to 'Signs You're Still Addicted To Scott Cohen')
...You take a look at your calendar and suddenly realize you've circled every single Full Moon on there. -Contributed by AniRachel
....You absolutely refuse to eat mushrooms, always saying "Just in case." -Contributed by AniRachel
....You find yourself looking at every dog you see and asking it to bark once. -Contributed by AniRachel
....You fully plan on moving to New York and living right next to Central Park. -Contributed by AniRachel
....You find yourself having a grudge against Farmers for no reason. -Contributed by AniRachel
....You have Tenth Kingdom withdrawals during first period. -Contributed by [email protected]
....You go buy a golden retriever and name it Prince. -Contributed by [email protected]
....You find yourself walking all over Central Park trying to find a secret hidden mirror. -Contributed by [email protected]
....You go and buy outfits that are exactly like the casts' outfits. -Contributed by [email protected]
....When you get really mad at someone you tell them to "suck an elf!" -Contributed byArtemis
....When you're upset over something you say "cripes" or "huff puff". -Contributed byArtemis
....You have bought the videos off of NBC, checked the mail everyday (sometimes more than once) until they arrived, and now are watching them for the 4th time. -Contributed byArtemis
....You stay up all night trying to figure out where they got all their money in the beginning (before Kissingtown). -Contributed by Saitaina
....You've taped all five episodes, are on your tenth watching and STILL get upset when Wolf's nearly burned or Virginia and Tony fall asleep. -Contributed by Saitaina
....You are still receiving email messages on Kissingtown, instead of digesting or web only, though you get no work done at work cause you check email there! -Contributed by Vanessa McClelland
....You go to Suncoast Video and flirt with the sales guy in hopes of getting any T10K promo stuff. -Contributed by Erin Burns
.....You hear the song, "We will rock you" and automatically change the words to "We will, we will sheer you!" -Contributed by [email protected]
....You see the back of a Wishbone dog biscuits box and see a golden retriever and you say, hey, Prince (the real dog) got a job as a model! -Contributed by [email protected]
....You paint a face on your mom's pearl ring and tell your friends Wolf gave it to you. -Contributed by Princess Cinderella....You've developed a strange habit of howling at the moon. -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
....You can't pass a mirror without saying "Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the fairest of them all?" -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
....You can't pass a mirror without looking for a catch to open up a portal to another world. -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
....You plan on naming your children (if you don't already have any) Virginia, Wolf, Tony, Wendell, Christine, Snow White... -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
....You sing "Wishing On A Star" so much that your friends know it by heart. And they've never heard it before until you! -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
....The waiter at a restaurant asks you what you want to drink and you reply "Bowl of water." -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
....You start salivating at the word WOLF...huff-puff. -Contributed by a friend
....You find the word succulent, cripes, dreamy-creamy, and huff-puff sneaking into your every day vocabulary!!! -Contributed by a friend
....Your main topic of conversation with ANYONE is 10k and Wolf. -Contributed by a friend
....Whilst telling your 3-year old daughter a fairy story, you suddenly notice subtle changes in the narrative (Example: the three little pigs are sure they're safe in their brick-built pighouse, but the wolf huffs and puffs and blows it down and barbecues them). -Contributed by Luned
....You suffer unaccountable fits of starry-eyed giggles whenever anyone mentions their new Volkswagen Passat (which is really sad if you're in the UK, as we don't even have that advert here!) -Contributed by Luned
....You develop a strange urge to buy every old mirror in your local antiques market...just in case! -Contributed by Luned
....Reading a column in a newspaper which mentions not only Mrs. Bun the Bakers Wife from Happy Families, but also Snow White's stepmother and the poisoned apple, you strongly suspect the columnist is also secretly hooked. -Contributed by Luned
.....You notice that your consumption of apples has increased dramatically in the last 3 months or less. -Contributed by Heather
....You request that the DJ plays "The Cinderella Waltz" at a dance. -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
....You decide to put off cutting your hair until it's longer than Virginia's was when the gypsy put a spell on her. And even then you only hack off 2 inches! -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
....You crack up every time you here "Saturday Night Fever." -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
....You are depressed because you're not a character in "The 10th Kingdom." -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
....You point out the "mistakes" in the Disney versions of Snow White and Cinderella. -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
....You go to Disney World and you're disappointed that the Cinderella at Cinderella's Castle and the Snow White don't look anything like the "real ones." -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
....You sue a shoe store because they don't make glass slippers. -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
....You sue a jewelry store because they don't sell singing rings. -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
....You begin to hum "Wishing on a Star" in the middle of English class for no reason at all. -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
....Even though you have the 10th Kingdom on videocassette, you still go out and buy it on DVD, even though you don't own a DVD player but know somebody who does! -Contributed by [email protected]
....Every time anyone asks you if you want bacon you go into Wolf's speech. -Contributed by [email protected]
....After you saw the 10tk you went out and bought a long eared rabbit for those upsetting nights. -Contributed by [email protected]
....You find yourself fighting with the waiter at your restauraunt about your lamb -how you only want it to look at the oven in terror since rare implies dangerously cooked...-Contributed by [email protected]
....You suddenly get excited when you hear the song "Saturday Night Fever" -Contributed by [email protected]
....Your friends start questioning why you are always humming, "Saturday Night Fever" -Contributed by [email protected]
....You make an audio tape recording of the entire movie, or your favorite scenes so that you can listen to the movie anywhere without having to watch it. -Contributed by Dolly Vang
....You know every characters' line throughout the whole movie. -Contributed by Dolly Vang
....You find sheep irresistibly and provocatively tasty. -Contributed by Dolly Vang
....You changed your diet to all meat. -Contributed by Dolly Vang
....You are obsessed with objects covered with leather. -Contributed by Dolly Vang
....You have both the large and small copy of the novel just so you can have a better view of the pictures. -Contributed by Dolly Vang
....You suddenly change or add wolves onto your favorite animal list. -Contributed by Dolly Vang
....You plan a trip to Europe to find anything and everywhere that looks like the places in the Tenth Kingdom! -Contributed by [email protected]
....You are at the doctors office and he tells you an apple a day keeps the doctor away. And you reply 'Not if you're an Evil Queen!' -Contributed by Evil Queen
....Whenever you pass a birdcage you get a strong urge to set it's occupant free.
.... Developing an intense desire to sweep down to your local mall in a long, green, hooded cloak barking "Liar!" and "Idiot!" to passing pedestrians. -Contributed by Rowenna
.... Discovering the keys S, C, O, and T on your computer are so worn you can barely distinguish them from each other. (This also applies to 'Signs You're Still Addicted To Scott Cohen') -Contributed by Rowenna
....Quitting your successful job as an attorney in order to rush out and become a waitress in the hope that someday you'd hear a manic voice growling "...rare implies dangerously cooked!..." -Contributed by Rowenna
....You learn to like every character...including the village idot. -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
....You refuse to pass a well without making a wish. -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
....Your parents catch you lowering a sheep into a well. -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
....You go fishing one day and insist on sticking your finger in the mouth of every fish you catch. -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
....You sing Wolf's sheperdess song while eating lamb. -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
....You are caught sprinkling pepper onto your grandmother (whom you have tied to a chair). -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
....You bring your dog with you while you vacation in Vegas. You tie a sign around his neck that says "Lucky Gambling Dog. Must split winnings 50/50." -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
....Your tape of the movie is taken away ! *cough, cough* "Cannot breathe!" -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
....You run around the house, with your dog's bone in your mouth saying "Big Bone, Big Bone." -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
....You actually contribute to a list such as this one. -Contributed by [email protected]
....You faithfully taped the entire series....then went out and bought the video. -Contributed by [email protected]
....You actually have some of Wolf's self help books. -Contributed by [email protected]
....Your screen name is one you heard off the movie. -Contributed by [email protected]
....You are convinced the full moon does strange things to you. -Contributed by [email protected]
....You surf the net looking for new T10K sites. -Contributed by [email protected]
....You get a little irritated when someone quotes Wolf wrong (silently thinking to yourself....."get it RIGHT people.") -Contributed by [email protected]
....T10K fan fiction has become your reason for living. -Contributed by [email protected]
....You can quote the movie....I mean without missing a WORD. -Contributed by [email protected]
....When in trouble...your parental units threaten to ground you from The Tenth Kingdom. -Contributed by [email protected]
....When you hear "I Love The Way You Love Me" by John Michael Montgomery, you instantly think of Wolf and Virginia. -Contributed by [email protected]
....You woke up really early just to watch the Emmy Nominations announcements and were outraged when the show got only 1 (!) nomination which wasn't even in an acting category (Poor Scott!) -Contributed by Pam
....Everyday you search E-Bay and other auction sites in case there is anything even remotely related to something Scott was in. -Contributed by Pam
....Your friends groan whenever you start another conversation about him. -Contributed by Pam
....You cry hysterically when you see Wolf upset or about to burn at the stake. -Contributed by Savagekitty
....You cut your hair like 3 inches off your head and tie a ribbon around your head. -Contributed by Savagekitty
....You take up archery because it might come in handy (this only applies if you're evil). -Contributed by Savagekitty
....You buy the video and get upset at every scene they cut out from the original airing. -Contributed by [email protected]
....You buy the book and find yourself wishing that the lines where Wolf says "My entire life is dedicated to making love to your daughter!" was put in the movie! -Contributed by [email protected]
....You watched the second airing of the mini-series and screamed at the TV when they cut out Wolf's "Dandruff!" scene. -Contributed by [email protected]
....You find yourself searching the backs of mirrors hoping for the Dwarves of Dragon Mountain seal. -Contributed by [email protected]
....You start growling at anyone who is mean to you. -Contributed by [email protected]
....You try to turn knobs and notches on a mirror to open a portal to another world. -Contributed by [email protected]
....You have the Video from Hallmark Entertainment....Your own special taped version..the soundtrack..and the novel...Yet you still insisted on watching the second airing. -Contributed by [email protected]
....When your mom asks you what you want for breakfast, you say "BACON!" -Contributed by RewMoon
....You scratch your eyebrow every 4 seconds. -Contributed by RewMoon
....You say "OOHHHHHH, nicey nice!" whenever you find something you like in a store. -Contributed by RewMoon
....You start to cry every time you see the part of the series where Wolf is about to be burned. -Contributed by RewMoon
....You surf the web for hours, collecting and saving pictures of T10K until you use up all your computers memory. -Contributed by RewMoon
....You saw only the very last episode, and having no previous knowledge of the series, went out and bought the whole entertainment package. (which is what I did) -Contributed by RewMoon
....You know you're addicted to 10K when you convince your dentist that tooth decay is caused by poor diet, not brushing properly, and bad fairies... -Contributed by Jane Dravuschak
....You go hiking up in the mountains and secretly hope to find the entrance to the Dwarves mines... -Contributed by Jane Dravuschak
....When the waitress asks you how you want your meat cooked (anykind) you tell her to let it look at the oven in terror and bring it out. -Contributed by Jane Dravuschak
....Whenever you eat an apple you have someone else try it first... -Contributed by Jane Dravuschak
....You get a second screen name and dedicate it to Scott and 10K only. -Contributed by Gray_Wolf
-You cut your hair really short and your friends keep asking if you are Virginia or yourself today. -Contributed by Jacqueline Pinn
-You write fanfiction in different fandoms but the words Huff-Puff, Cripes, and Suck An Elf still wind up in your stories -Contributed by Jacqueline Pinn
-Your friends know when you're thinking about 10k because you get that dreamy "look" in your eyes. -Contributed by ~*Jackie*~
-You find yourself singing nursery rhymes 10k style.."Little boo peep has lost her sheep..." Along with the gestures and innuendos. -Contributed by ~*Jackie*~
-Everything reminds you of 10k, and the slightest word will promt you to spout out your faithfully memorized 10k quotes, regardless of what you are doing at the time. -Contributed by ~*Jackie*~
-When you dream of your ideal man,...he has a tail and wears a lovely velvet coat. -Contributed by ~*Jackie*~
-You make sure you give a little something to every poor woman on the street that you see, in case she has some advice for you. -Contributed by ~*Jackie*~
-You've watched the movie to try to figure out which scenes the songs on the soundtrack corresponded with. -Contributed by ~*Jackie*~
-Whenever someone asks where you live, you promptly answer, "The mythical 10th Kingdom that the three trolls discovered." -Contributed by ~*Jackie*~
-You bought the DVD version of 10k for the bloopers section, and you had to go out and buy a DVD player because you didn't have one. -Contributed by ~*Jackie*~
-You start growling at anyone who is mean to you. -Contributed by [email protected]
-You scoured every store in town until you found a jacket exactly like Virginia's. -Contributed by Akkanash
- Suddenly, walking about on all fours like a wolf(or a golden retriever) feels perfectly natural. -Contributed by Akkanash
...You decide to take a long walk in the woods, hoping to find a blind axeman or a band of gypsies. -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
...You're found skipping around a farmer's yard, wearing a sheperdess outfit. -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
...You decide to quote Wolf every chance you get. -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
...You get a golden retriever, name it Prince, and try to get it to talk. -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
...You actually succeed in doing the above. -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
...You turn down your boyfriend when he asks you to marry him because the ring he gave you doesn't sing. -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
...You take one of those huge pink Pixie Sticks and start throwing the powder at people, hoping they'll fall asleep. -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
...You growl at the computer when it kicks you off the Internet. -Contributed by Suzy
...You know you're addicted to the Tenth Kingdom when you get excited to see 10K on DVD really cheap, even though you already own it. -Contributed by eowyn321
...You find yourself walking into a restaurant and shouting, "I smell dog!" -Contributed by Jimmy
...In math class, you find yourself answering 81 as eighty-onest. -Contributed by Princess Holly
...When at lunch you hear some High School students refer to a drug as weed you correct them by saying its dwarf moss. -Contributed by [email protected]
...Every time you go into the mall you have to go into the puppy store and name all the golden retrievers Prince and accidentally yell out "I don't suppose your grandmother was Snow White eh Prince Wendell, or should I call you King?" -Contributed by [email protected]
...Your parents won't come near you when your watching the Tenth Kingdom and you find yourself pausing the tape to run to them and share the moment which afterwards they stare at you like your a few bricks shy of a brick built pig house. -Contributed by [email protected]
...You'd enjoy getting trapped in an elevator. -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
...You actually DO get trapped in an elevator and claim that you're really stuck in a matchbox. -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
...You decide that eating hedgehog might not be so bad. -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
...You buy a mouse and attempt to teach it German. -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
...You enjoy trapping people's heads in stocks you've made and try to get people to guess your name. -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
...When someone does something you don't like, you simply reply, "What is it with you people? What kind of a twisted upbringing did you have?" -Contributed by Princess Cinderella
...You find yourself going in to the swamp and falling asleep next to mushrooms, convinced your true love, Wolf, will wake you. -Contributed by Sara
...You change your name to Virginia (or Tony) and move to New yYrk. -Contributed by Sara
...You are certain your 'evil' stepmother's dog is magic. -Contributed by Sara
...You carefully check everyone for a tail like Wolf's. -Contributed by Sara
...You accomplish the above. -Contributed by Sara
...You insist on calling your boyfriend Wolf. -Contributed by Sara
...You love playing Hide 'n Seek now...since you told you boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife how to REALLY play. -Contributed by Sara
...You beat your brains out trying find out who rules all the Kingdoms. -Contributed by Kiwibabe2001
...Every time your brother makes you angry you tell him to cut it out or you will bite him in a minute. Or you tell him to go suck an elf. -Contributed by Kristina
...You buy every CD that had "Whiter Shade of Pale" or "Saturday Night Fever." -Contributed by Virginia Christine
...You rent Saturday Night Fever because you are convinced it is another piece of T10K even though the box has John Travolta on it. -Contributed by Virginia Christine
...Braiding your long hair and opening your window you are convinced that you will hear, "Love of my life, let down you lustrous locks!" -Contributed by Virginia Christine
...Everytime you see a brown box at your door step you wonder if it is either your dinner or a head without considering anything else. -Contributed by Virginia Christine
...You have replaced the word 'stupid' with the word 'daft' and you have replaced every curse word in your vocabulary to 'cripes.' -Contributed by Virginia Christine
...You sing (at the top of your lungs) the t10k lyrics to "We Will Rock You". -Contributed by Wolf Luver
...You pick up every frog you see and throw it into the next door you see. -Contributed by Wolf Luver
...You find yourself searching the Internet for new sites and contributing to them. -Contributed by Wolf Luver
...You growl when the NBC 10K site doesn't work (which it doesn't for me and I feel like throwing my computer out the window which I suppose could be another sign....) -Contributed by Wolf Luver
...You actually say "huff puff" when you get upset. -Contributed by Wolf Luver
...You force your parents/spouse/roomie/whatever else there is to watch the 10th Kingdom, whether they want to or not, because it's good for them. -Contributed by Wolf Luver
...You're convinced that you'll find "Happy Ever After" on a bridge in Central Park. -Contributed by Wolf Luver
...You set every bird you see in a cage free, just in case they're magical. -Contributed by Wolf Luver
...You pretend that you're one of the characters in the t10k. -Contributed by Wolf Luver
...You do the above, making yourself Wolf's older/younger sister/brother because you want to be close to him, but Wolf and Virginia are so cute that you don't want to break them up. -Contributed by Wolf Luver
...You assume that every person you meet named Tony has a golden retriever named Prince. -Contributed by Wolf Luver
...You wish t10k was really a place and that you lived in it (which, I must admit, I do) -Contributed by Wolf Luver
...You send your friends links about the 10k, even though they've never seen it, and couldn't care less about it. -Contributed by Wolf Luver
...You pant and foam at the mouth every time you think about Wolf. -Contributed by Angela Pirko
...You consider trussing up your grandmother to be more like Wolf. -Contributed by Angela Pirko
...You actually do the above. -Contributed by Angela Pirko
...You move to the state of Virginia and look for a Wolf county. -Contributed by Angela Pirko
...You go on to those "perfect love matches" sites and continue to enter Wolf and your name until they make a perfect hundred. -Contributed by Angela Pirko
...You read the book twenty times in less than a week (which I've done, actually). -Contributed by Crescent Dreamweaver
...You consider letting a wolf bite you because it's possible you could go half-wolf. -Contributed by AngelWolf
...You think about panting and drooling at the mouth every time you think of Wolf. -Contributed by AngelWolf
...You actually do pant and drool at the mouth every time you think of Wolf. -Contributed by AngelWolf
...Quick! Name all the actors' names, birthdays, home-cities, and shoe size. In alphabetical order. Backwards. Gotcha! -Contributed by AngelWolf
...You know how many times Wolf said "huff-puff". -Contributed by AngelWolf
...You consider writing a second 10k where you get Wolf, but you can't bear to break Wolf and Virginia apart, so you make Wolf have a twin. -Contributed by AngelWolf
...You have actually labeled a pair of shoes to be your "magic shoes". -Contributed by AngelWolf
...Fishing takes on a whole new perspective to you. -Contributed by AngelWolf
...You go through the scene on your taped video of 10k where Virginia gets mad at Wolf for spending all that money on her, just so you can cry. -Contributed by AngelWolf
...You fill your desktop/webpage with all the sounds you find on 10k sites on the web. -Contributed by Wolf Luver
...Your favorite color is now blue because of the cover of the movie, book and soundtrack. -Contributed by Wolf Luver
...You instantly love anyone/thing with the name "Wolf." -Contributed by Wolf Luver
...If anyone calls you a complete idiot, you say you're only a half-wit and you can't wait to be a complete idiot, like your father. -Contributed by Wolf Luver
...You are careful not to stick your finger in a fish. (I don't think that anyone would stick their finger in a fish anyway, but I thought it sounded funny). -Contributed by Wolf Luver
...You buy the clothes that Wolf/Virginia had on for your significant other. -Contributed by Wolf Luver
...You change the name of your dog to Prince. -Contributed by Wolf Luver
...You speak of the 10th Kingdom so much that your parents know it by heart and they have never watched it. -Contributed by Kristina
...You refuse to speak to anyone while watching the 10th Kingdom so you won't miss anything, but still find yourself rewinding. -Contributed by Kristina
...You buy a pair of golden dogs to put at the end of your driveway. -Contributed by Tammy Jones
...You find yourself daydreaming that you are married to Wolf's son, because he is JUST like his father in more ways than one! -Contributed by Miss Moon
...Whenever you see a picture of Scott Cohen as Wolf you sigh and say Huff-Puff. -Contributed by Miss Moon
....When talking to anyone about the T10K, or anything for that matter, you take on the dramatic flare of that Handsome Wolf. -Contributed by Miss Moon
...You get mad at the movie store because they only have the edited no-halfwit version. (Darn you, 1st Video!) -Contributed by AngelWolf
..."Saturday Night Fever" and "We Will Rock You" are the songs most heard in your house. -Contributed by AngelWolf
...You spend hours wondering just where the heck Wolf got his clothes! Argggh! -Contributed by AngelWolf
...You go into blissful hysterics when your mother announces your family's going to a Wolf Preserve. -Contributed by AngelWolf
...You later burst into tears because you realize that the real wolves just can't compare to our Wolf. -Contributed by AngelWolf
...When taking a cab you always make sure to inform the driver to drive as romantically as possible before heading out.
When your friends, who were into 10K, never seem to bring it up with you anymore. Wonder why? :) -Contributed by Sonia
You tell a friend who is about to leave for NYC, that if she is in Central Park, to look for a piece of the forest that doesn't fit...then she gives you this really weird look...and you wonder if she'll ever speak to you again. -Contributed by Sonia
You notice that on the season premier of ANGEL, Angel (David Boreanez) is fighting a bunch of demon monks in a monastery, that turns out to be (when they show an outside view) Snow White Memorial Prison!-Bet Angel didn't know he was in the 4th Kingdom, let alone, ANY of the 9 Kingdoms! -Contributed by Sonia
When you have a crush, and your best remedy is to listen to the Kissingtown music from the soundtrack, over, and over, and over, and over...and over... -Contributed by Sonia
When you have the urge to seek very painful vengeance on any of those moronic critics with their heads stuck up their... well anyways, you know what I mean, that had the nerve to call OUR beloved 10K, THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER, a "flop" or give it a bad review! -Contributed by Sonia
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