~newest ones first~
...You
find yourself growling whenever you see or even think of
Scott-Contributed by Rebecca
...You find
yourself gazing longingly up at the moon, hoping to hear a
wolf. -Contributed by Rebecca
...You watch the Tenth Kingdom so you end up watching Little
Lamb Village and Kissingtown on the night of the full moon
and you get obsessed with the moons cycle. -Contributed by
Arya
...You sit at your desk and recite every single line in the
film without making a single mistake. -Contributed by
Arya
...You have no friends because you drove them mad trying to
get them to watch T10K and talked about the Tenth Kingdom too
much (if that's possible). -Contributed by Arya
...You write angry and nice letters around once a week to the
people stopping Simon Moore from making the sequel. -Contributed by
Arya
...You own the movie but when it aired again, you HAD to
watch it even if it was in French! -Contributed by
Quebecer Krystle
...You move to
Virginia (the state) and get your license tag personalized:
"Wolfie". -Contributed by Julia
...You download the karaoke version of the song "We Will
Rock You" and sing the "real" version of it. -Contributed by
Julia
...You sing along to "Saturday Night Fever",
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves", and "A Whiter
Shade of Pale" every time it comes on the radio. -Contributed by
Julia
...You have a sudden fetish for bacon. -Contributed by
Julia
...You are afraid of eating apples.-Contributed by
Julia
...You want a hot rabbit to stroke when you're having
cramps...a long-eared one is always best. -Contributed by
Julia
...You can pick out all the differences between the TV
version, book version, and the DVD/Video version. -Contributed by
Julia
...You pray, "Now I lay me down to sleep, I hope
Mushroom Island won't snare me deep. If I should die before I
wake, The 10th Kingdom sequel in Heaven they need to
make." -Contributed by Julia
...You
hear "We Will Rock You" and you start singing under
your breath, "Buddy, you're a young ewe, look at you,
playing in the field, gonna a be a big ram someday..." -Contributed by
Julia
...You start to say
"Suck an Elf!" whenever you least expect it. -Contributed by
Julia
...You eat all your
beans, hoping one of them is a magic dragon dung bean that
will give you six, big, glorious wishes. -Contributed by
Julia
...You think of working for the prison and making the
prisoners eat baked beanstalk and beanstalk juice...three
times a day. -Contributed by Julia
...You pick off all the mushrooms on your pizza...just in
case. -Contributed by Julia
...Your idea of a romantic meal for two includes 13 main
courses. -Contributed by Julia
..."A Whiter Shade of Pale" is in your mind at
breakfast when you are served an omlette, without mushroom of
course. -Contributed by Julia
...You buy pink glitter dust and throw it on people, thinking
it will make them fall asleep. -Contributed by Julia
....Your English teacher complains
that all your short stories have 10k characters. -Contributed by Shannah
....You have a pet
you just had to name Wolf even though it's of another
species. -Contributed by Joann Freeman
....You go into every cave you find looking for Snow White. -Contributed by
Joann Freeman
....You see a herd of sheep in someones yard & stare,
drooling at them. -Contributed by Joann Freeman
....You write fan fiction for other shows but, combine it
with the 10th Kingdom. -Contributed by Joann Freeman
....You swear to your family that if they take you fishing
you will find a fish that will turn anything gold once you
stick your finger in its mouth. They then commit you to the
nut house. -Contributed by Joann Freeman
....You have written every T10K character that you could find
an address for. -Contributed by Joann Freeman
....You are always looking in the fish you eat first just to
see if you find a singing ring. -Contributed by Joann Freeman
....Your boyfriend makes you mad & all you can say is
"Cripes!" -Contributed by Joann Freeman
....You make your boyfriend grow his hair longer so he will
look more like Wolf. -Contributed by Joann Freeman
....You have dreams about T10K almost every night. -Contributed by
Joann Freeman
....When you kiss
your boyfriend you actually say "oops..." -Contributed by
Nina
....Your chemistry teacher expects you to be the main suspect
after that discussion about who poisoned the apple owned by
that one classmate of yours who said he/she didn't like
wolves. -Contributed by Nina
....When your family finds you out in the garden at midnight
howling at the full moon, you blame PMS. -Contributed by
Nina
....You're leaving your boyfriend because he's too, well
...human... -Contributed by Nina
....After that you look for someone looking and behaving
exactly like Wolf. -Contributed by Nina
...You know how many times Wolf scratched his head. -Contributed by
Julia
...You still get mad when you see Wolf about to shave on the
boat, because EVERYONE knows that the stubble just makes him
more succulent. -Contributed by Julia
...You're afraid to look in your mirror, knowing that someone
is watching you. -Contributed by Julia
...You go to a field trip to a swamp and insist that you hear
"A Whiter
Shade of Pale". -Contributed by Julia
...You find
yourself scratching your head in disgruntled angst. -Contributed by
Linwe
...You sing "sheephardess make quite a mess but little
lambs are lovely" while you cook. -Contributed by
Linwe
...You have all your meat rare. -Contributed by Linwe
...You commonly say, "What in the faerying forest is
going on here?!" -Contributed by Linwe
...After you find out what in the faerying forest is going
on, you blame trolls. -Contributed by Linwe
...You can't help but love shoes. -Contributed by
Linwe
..."Huff puff" has really placed any like terms in
your vocabulary. -Contributed by Linwe
...You claim your boyfriends 'real' name is "Warren
Wolf-son" -Contributed by Linwe
...You know how many times the trolls say "Suck an
Elf" in the movie. -Contributed by Tiffany
...Every time you see a mirror you check for a switch to turn
the mirror on so you can go to the 9 Kingdoms. -Contributed by
Mandy
...Every dog you see you have to tell it to bark once, then
bark twice, to see if he's really a dog. -Contributed by
Mandy
...You constantly listen to "Hey Little Miss Red Riding
Hood" -Contributed by [email protected]
...You yell at the t.v when Virginia dumps Wolf and say -
'I'll marry you Wolf!' -Contributed by [email protected]
...You've read the Book at least 8 times. -Contributed by
Kayla
...You've seen the movie more then 5 times. -Contributed by
Kayla
...You bought the DVD & the video. -Contributed by
Kayla
...You look for 10th Kingdom stuff on the net. -Contributed by
Kayla
...You Role-play 10th Kingdom. -Contributed by Kayla
...You download the music from the Making Of & the theme
song. -Contributed by Kayla
...You look for action figures & when you see there are
none wish they were made. -Contributed by Kayla
...You watch anything with the cast of 10th Kingdom. -Contributed by
Kayla
...You have an autograph from one of the cast members -
meeting in person or Ebay. -Contributed by Kayla
...You insist on sucking all the marrowbone from your joints
on a Sunday. -Contributed by A@N Groves
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