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Hot Sex
There is Hot-sex,
Fast-sex, Group-sex,
Safe-sex, Leather-sex
,
Telephone-sex,
and for people with your face ...
NO SEX !
Twinkle Little Star
Twinkle, twinkle little rectum big cocks cum when you least expect them, never mind the screams of passion whoop it up with doggy fashion.
Arse Icons
(_!_) Regular arse
(__!__) Fat arse
(!) Tight arse
(_*_) Sore arse
(_o_) Well used arse
(_e=mc2_) Smart arse
(_x_) Kiss my arse
Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC)
A woman is like a kentuckey fried chicken, it has legs ,breasts and a greasy box to stick your bone in.
Womens Needs
There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage,
mink in her closet, tiger in her bed!
And of course a donkey to pay her bills!!
Sick Leave
A guy call into work and says: Boss I can�t come to work to day, I�m sick.
Boss asks: How sick are you?
The guy says: I�m fucking my sister how sick is that?
Brand Sex
Sex is like nokia -connecting people
like Nike -just do it
Like Pepsi -ask for more
Like Samsung -everyone is invated
and like me -TO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
Valantine
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you?
Fucking Mafia
Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia...
One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!!
The Bush
When an apple is green it's ready to pluck
When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!
The Alphabet
a-ur attractive
b-ur beautiful
c-ur caring
d-ur delicous
e-ur exciting
f-ur funny
g-ur gorgeous
h-ur heavenly
I-IM
J-JUST
K-KIDDING
L-LOSER!
Luv is a sensation
Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation,a boy puts his location in a girls destination,do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?
Good Sex
Sex is good,
sex is fine,
doggy style or 69,
just for fun or getting paid,
everyone likes getting laid!
Equation
Do you like maths,
if so add a bed, subtract ur clothes,
divide your legs and
we can multiply!
Sex Guide
Bak 2 bak,
front 2 front,
on d table,lick d cunt,
stick it in,
do ur ting,
do it hard & make her sing,
tense ur body feel d cum,
den let it rip into her bum
!
Luv me tender
Luv me tender,
luv me sweet,
rap ur lips around
my meat,
watch & smile,,br>
watch me grin,
as I watch the cum drip down your chin!