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The perfect way to wind up a friend, or even a member of your family. If you dare. Just pick a topic from the list below and phone the number provided. If you want to send the joke to someone with a mobile phone, then call: 0905 235 3054 * or to someone with a landline (BT for example), then call: 0905 235 2744 * 1. The sexual disease clinic How would you feel if you were rung up by the National STD Control Unit and had been named by an ex-lover and have a strong possibility of having contracted Zachary syndrome? It's not pretty and has an unusually painful treatment..... 2. Page three stunner stuck in a lift! Who wouldn't help a page three girl stuck in a lift with only a mobile phone to save her? Listen and laugh as your victim desperately tries to help her out of the goodness of his own heart, surely he's not considering getting lucky too? 3. You've been selected for a new game show! Could anybody get so lucky as to be paid to sit in a flat for as long as possible not doing anything? Well this game show has a twist! How about 5 lap dancers being paid to try and make you get your rocks off, you touch them (or worse!!) and you lose! 4. The Inland Revenue wanna word! What do you mean the company in question has nothing to do with you? C'mon where is the paper work and why have you not declared your income? Here comes the Tax man and he's not happy with your excuses! 5. The phone engineer Who wouldn't help out a friendly telephone engineer who needs to calibrate your phone line? You know you will howl with laughter when you hear your victim making a complete fool of themselves! 6. Your new wife has landed So how exactly has this Thai woman got your phone number if you have never been to Thailand on a dodgy sex holiday? 7. My Daughters pregnant You bastard you've gone and got my daughter pregnant and now you're gonna have to marry her! Need we say more? * Calls charged at 1 per min at all times and may involve a long call, call charges from other than a BT landline may vary, please obtain permission from the bill payer before calling, service only available to over 16s in the UK. and provided by MMs3 113 36 West George Street, Glasgow, G2 1DL. |
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