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Here is a story that I wrote for Senior English this year...

Chimp Pimp 1: The Idea and Dream

Here are some of the FAQ that I receive most from my fans...

Q:  What exactly is a local deity?

A:  Well, the local deity is something that lives inside of you.  It could be compared to a ringworm living in your small intestine, slowly destroying your vital organs.  This is how the local deity works... it slowly... uhh... maybe its more like a Richard Ganz sermon...  I guess the local deity is something that tugs at the chords of your pseudo-sentimentalist soul, urging you to do everything in your power to promote... Indian accents...

More Q&A to come...