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| SHIT I FUCKING HATE. YES THE GREATEST THING EVER IS BACK WITH A NEW PAGE OF SHIT, WITH MORE SHIT, WHO'S SHIT HAS SHIT. | |||||||||||||||||||||
| THE FINGER-(IN A MONOTONE, BEN STEIN, VOICE) OH MY GOSH, YOU FUCKING HURT MY FUCKING FEELINGS. I'M GONNA GO HOME AND CRY RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU FLIPPED ME OFF BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT. | |||||||||||||||||||||
| QUIZNO'S COMMERCIAL-YOU HAVE FUCKING RATS ADVERTISING YOUR FUCKING SANDWHICHES? OH YEAH, I WANNA GO OUT RIGHT NOW AND BUY A RAT INFESTED SANDWHICH. WHO DECIDED THIS FOR ADVERTISEMENT, PROBABLY SOME IDIOT THAT SUCKED UP TO HIS TEACHERS IN HIGH SCHOOL AND GOT INTO A GOOD COLLEGE AND SUCKED UP TO THE PROFESSORS AND IN TURN SUCKED UP TO HIS BOSS TO GET THIS IDEA TO PUT RATS IN A FOOD COMMERCIAL. YEAH THEY RULE THE WORLD. | |||||||||||||||||||||
| PUBERTY-WHAT THE FUCK. HAIR EVERYWHERE, PIMPLES, PATCHES OF HAIR IN SOME PLACES, VOICE CHANGES, YOU GROW. THE ONLY COOL THING ABOUT PUBERTY IS TITS, AND BIGGER DICKS. | |||||||||||||||||||||
| MUSIC INDUSTRY-WE'RE SUPPOSE TO FEEL SORRY FOR YOU FROM DOWNLOADING MUSIC, WHEN YOU OVERCHARGE FOR CD'S AND SHIT, FUCK OFF. THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT WE SHOULD HAVE COMPASSION FOR IS THE MUSICIANS THAT WRITE THE SONGS FOR IDIOT ARTIST LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS, AND CHRISTINA AGUILERA WHO DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TALENT TO WRITE THEIR OWN SONGS. I JUST GOT A FAST MODEM AND NOW IT'S CLASSIFIED ILLEGAL TO DOWNLOAD MUSIC, THAT SUCKS BIG DONKEY DICK AND DONKEY DICK IS BIG. | |||||||||||||||||||||
| ART MAJORS-MAN YOU GUYS ARE GAY AS HELL. FOR REAL, LIKE THEY ARE GAY AND STUPID AS FUCK. WHEN IS STUPID AS FUCK ART. ALL THE MUSIC MAJORS ARE STUPID, AND THE ART PEOPLE ARE LIKE INTO THEMSELVES AND THEIR ART AND SHIT AND ARE STUPID TOO. ALSO WHY THE HELL DO YOU WANT TO GO INTO AN ART FIELD WHEN I CAN DRAW BETTER THAN YOU AND I'M NOT AN ART MAJOR. YOUR PARENTS PAY FOR ALL THIS MONEY FOR COLLEGE AND YOU BECOME AN ART MAJOR, WOW YOU HAVE COOL PARENTS, MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU ALL ARE DUMB, BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS ARE DUMB FOR PAYING FOR YOU TO GO TO COLLEGE TO STUDY ART, OH THAT'S IT! | |||||||||||||||||||||
| NO NEED FOR EXPLANATION-HOMEWORK | |||||||||||||||||||||
| DOOR TO DOOR SALESMAN-I HATE YOU FUCKING PRICKS. YOU THINK I WANT TO BUY YOUR GOOD DEAL YOU HAVE FOR ME TODAY. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT I HAVE NO MONEY. OH YOU HAVE A SPECIAL PLAN I CAN DO SINCE I HAVE NO MONEY. YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ME, I HAVE NOOO MONEY. GO JERK OFF BITCH. THEN YOU GET MAD WHEN I DON'T ANSWER MY DOOR, GO THE FUCK AWAY AND GET A FUCKING REAL JOB BITCH. | |||||||||||||||||||||
| TIME WARNER CABLE-FIRST I HAVE TROUBLE WITH ALL MY RECEPTION FROM BOTH THE T.V. AND INTERNET AND NOW YOUR ADDING STUPID ASS CHARGES FOR NOTHING WHEN YOU SAY YOU DON'T CHARGE ASS CHARGES. YOUR CABLE SUCKS ASS BALLS. THEN YOU FUCKING UPGRADE THE DVR (DIGITAL VIDEO RECORDER) AND NOW I DON'T HAVE ANY OF MY MOVIES I RECORDED. YOU GUYS SUCK ASS, NOW I CAN'T WATCH THE BLUE COLLAR COMEDY TOUR ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE ASS PRICKS. | |||||||||||||||||||||
| IT'S FINALLY HERE: SHIT I HATE 5 | |||||||||||||||||||||