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| SHIT I HATE 5, SHIT I HATE 5, SHIT I HATE 5, SHIT I HATE5, SHIT I HATE 5. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| FUCK ANYONE, ANYTHING, AND ANY SHIT THAT IS ON THIS LIST. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ERROR REPORTS-FUCK THAT. YOU'RE FUCKING SOFTWARE FUCKS UP ALL THE TIME. WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU EVERYTIME THAT I TRY TO OPEN UP A PROGRAM IT WON'T? MAKE A FUCKING PROGRAM THAT WORKS, THE ERROR REPORTS SURE DO COME UP INSTEAD OF THE PROGRAM THOUGH STUPID PIECE OF SHIT. FUCK BILL GATES IN HIS ASSHOLE AND THEN STICK A ROLL OF HUNDREDS UP HIS BUTT BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HE'S DOING TO US, FUCKING US IN THE ASSHOLE AND TAKING OUR MONEY, BITCH. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| WILLIAM HUNG-NO I DON'T HATE THAT HE'S FAMOUS. NO I DON'T HATE THAT HE DOESN'T SING WELL. NO I DON'T HATE THAT HE'S GETTING ALL THIS PUBLICITY FOR BEING A FUCKING MORON. NO I DON'T HATE THAT HE GOT A RECORD DEAL AND I AIN'T GOT SHIT. WHAT I FUCKING HATE IS THAT HE IS A RETARD THAT DOESN'T KNOW THAT HE IS GETTING PUBLICITY BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING RETARD. HE'S LAME, HE'S LAME | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| THE MEDIA-I HATE THE FUCKING NEWS, HAVE I SAID THAT YET, MAYBE I HAVE BUT HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO WARN THE COUNTRY ABOUT FUCKING TERRORIST ATTACKS BUT THE ONE TIME IT HAPPENS YOU DON'T SAY SHIT STUPID ASS DUMBASS BITCH'S. YOU FUCKING SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE IN THE COMMERCIAL FOR YOUR NEWS LIKE CHIPS MAY CAUSE CANCER. THEN IN THE NEWS YOU SAY TWO SECONDS WORTH OF SHIT LIKE A WOMEN WHO GOT CANCER USED TO EAT A LOT OF CHIPS, THAT IS FUCKING RETARDED AS A RETARD. GO FUCK YOURSELF IN THE ASS. HOW ABOUT REPORTING ON SOME SHIT THAT IS IMPORTANT, INSTEAD OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OR WHOEVER DOES IT, RAISED THE NATIONAL WARNING TO ORANGE OR WHATEVER THAT STUPID SHIT IS, AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE FUCKING IRAQ CARD SHIT, LIKE THEY CAUGHT THE IRAQ ACE OF HEARTS TODAY, THIS AINT A FUCKING GAME, THIS ISN'T POKER, GO FUCK YOURSELF. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| THAT GAY COUNTRY SONG ABOUT SONG'S ABOUT RAIN-THAT'S A FUCKING SONG ABOUT RAIN. I WISH I WOULD OF NEVER HEARD THAT DAMN SONG BECAUSE IF I DIDN'T, I WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT GAY ASS SONG. WHOEVER SINGS THIS SHOULD BE SHOCKED WITH A CATTLE THING THAT SHOCKS CATTLE. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| KELLY OSBOURNE-YOU FAT SLUT. STOP WEARING THOSE DAMN SHIRTS CAUSE YOU'RE UGLY. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| RE-ZIPPABLE PLASTIC BAGS-I CAN NEVER RE-ZIP YOUR ASS, SO THERE'S NO REASON TO HAVE YOU IF YOU DON'T WORK FUCKER. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| SHAVING-I HATE TO SHAVE. MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I'M LAZY AS FUCK BUT I HATE TO SHAVE AND OFTEN HALF-ASS MY WAY THROUGH IT. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| POISON IVY-I TOUCH A PLANT AND IT GIVES ME A RASH. THAT'S BULLSHIT. WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THIS WHERE YOU TOUCH SOMETHING AND YOU GET SHIT THAT MAKES YOU ITCH. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| SAM GOODY AND STORES LIKE THAT-YOU FUCKING PRICKHEAD BITCH'S. SELLING CD'S FOR 18.99, YOU FUCKING PRICKS. SELLING NEW DVD'S FOR 22.99, SELLING DVD FRIENDS OLD ASS SEASON'S FOR 46.99, SELLING POSTERS FOR 6.99, YOU LITTLE FUCKS, HOW DO YOU STAY IN BUSINESS YOU STUPID ASS POOTERS. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| YES, SOME MORE SHIT ABOUT SHIT | |||||||||||||||||||||||||