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| SHIT I HATE NUMERO THREE | ||||||||||||||||||||
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| COMATOSE | ||||||||||||||||||||
| 877 NUMBERS-MOTHER FUCKER STOP FUCKING CALLING ME YOU SON OF A BITCH I'M NOT GONNA ANSWER MY DAMN PHONE AND HAVE YOU CHARGE IT TO ME YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH. YOU THINK EVERYONE IS A STUPID SON OF A BITCH LIKE YOU? WELL THEY'RE NOT. GO JACK OFF. ALSO IF YOUR NUMBER IS 877-819-6042 AND I KNOW YOU. I'M SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE THIS SON OF A BITCH I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT. | ||||||||||||||||||||
| JUNK E-MAIL-I ALWAYS GET E-MAIL FROM SHIT I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT LIKE VIAGRA, AND AUTO LOANS. AND IT SAY'S I RESPONDED TO SOME SHIT OF THEIRS OR SOMETHING. NO I FUCKING DIDN'T YOU MOTHER FUCKER AND THE NEXT TIME YOU E-MAIL ME I'M NOT GONNA REMOVE MY NAME FROM YOUR LIST I'M GONNA FUCKING START E-MAILING YOUR ASS BACK ABOUT 100 TIMES AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT MOTHER FUCKER. I ACTUALLY JUST DID THIS I'LL LET YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS OUT. YEAH HE GAVE TWO E-MAIL ADDRESSES ONE TO RESPOND TO AND THE ONE HE SENT ME FROM AND I WAS LIKE NO MOTHER FUCKER I'M NOT GONNA DO WHAT YOU SAY AND NOT SEND REMOVE E-MAIL TO YOUR JUNK E-MAIL ADDRESS AND I GOT LIKE A BUNCH OF "RETURNED MAIL: SEE TRANSCRIPT FOR DETAILS" E-MAILS BACK. BUT NONE FROM THE OTHER E-MAIL ADDRESS YET. THAT WILL BE PART THREE I GUESS. I KEEP ON GETTING FEMALE EJACULATION E-MAILS AND IF I FIND OUT WHO KEEPS ON E-MAILING THEM TO ME I WILL EJACULATE ON YOUR FACE. |
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| MOTHER FUCKERS DISSING THE NEW INCUBUS ALBUM-THAT'S ABOUT IT. | ||||||||||||||||||||
| MISSING FOOD-I HAVEN'T ATE FUCKING MASHED POTATOES IN SO FUCKING LONG IT MAKES ME SO PISSED OFF. I NEED A FUCKING HOT DOG, I NEED TO EAT A FUCKING HOMEADE HAMBURGER, I NEED TO EAT SOME FUCKING ENCHILADAS, OH I DO LIVE IN SAN ANTONE. I NEED TO EAT SOME NON-MEXICAN ENCHILADAS. | ||||||||||||||||||||
| THESE FUCKING SONIC COMMERCIALS-I HATE THE FUCK OUT OF THESE SONIC COMMERCIALS WITH THE GUYS AND THEY'RE LIKE OH WE JUST PULLED UP WHERES THE BUTTON, OH YOU DON'T HAVE A BUTTON WE'LL I'M NOT READY TO ORDER YET. AND THE OTHER ONE WHERE THEY'RE LIKE WHAT KIND OF MICROWAVE DO YOU GUYS USE, I WANT TO KICK THEIR ASSES AND KICK IT AGAIN AND THEN SPIT ON THEIR SPIT AND THEN SPIT THAT ON THEIR FACE. | ||||||||||||||||||||
| I HAVENT FINISHED THE ONE UP HERE YET BUT I JUST FOUND OUT DENNIS RODMAN WON THE CELEBRITY MOLE THING AND THAT REALLY PISSED ME OFF BECAUSE I WOULD ACCIDENTALLY WATCH EVERYONE OF THEM BUT DIDN'T KNOW WHAT DAY IT CAME ON AND YEAH THAT REALLY PISSED ME OFF SINCE I DIDN'T RECORD IT BUT NOW I NEED TO KNOW WHO WAS THE MOLE? | ||||||||||||||||||||
| RYAN SEACREST-YOU SWEAR YOU'RE NOT GAY. | ||||||||||||||||||||
| SHIT I HATE 4, 4, WHAT THE FUCK, 4, SHIT I HATE 4 | ||||||||||||||||||||