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I have really black eyebrows..hotsh ish'n it?
XzDoLLFaCexZ:   Brookegirl640:  ummm is this christine?
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  that's what she said
Twigskates:  say no  
Twigskates:  or something 
Twigskates:  lol 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  lol i think she already knows
Twigskates:  oh 
Twigskates:  lol 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  she's saying i should break up with you
Twigskates:  lol 
Twigskates:  not gonna happen 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  i told her i don't have any reasons to break up with you, and she said she can think of a few
Twigskates:  lol 
Twigskates:  like what 
Twigskates:  what have i done bad 
Twigskates:  ? 
Twigskates:  lol 
Twigskates:  just block her she is trying to get u to break up with me 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  she said you've liked her for two years and that you still do, that's one of her reasons
Twigskates:  lol 
Twigskates:  i used to like her 
Twigskates:  but i dont anymore 
Twigskates:  i told her i was in love with u 
Twigskates:  geeze 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  what
Twigskates:  i cant beleive she is trying to get u to break up with me 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  yeah, well.. 
Twigskates:  what 
Twigskates:  omg 
Twigskates:  she showed u what i said 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  uh huh
Twigskates:  im i in trouble 
Twigskates:  did i say anything bad 
Twigskates:  this is not good 
Twigskates:  she is trying to get u to break up with me 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  hmm.. you sort of lied when you said that you didn't like her anymore.. but she showed me that you said that you still did
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  i know that
Twigskates:  well ya i meant as a freind 
Twigskates:  i didnt mean like like , how it is with u 
Twigskates:  u saw i said im in love with u  
Twigskates:  and im not gonna break up with u 
Twigskates:  just cause she likes me 
Twigskates:  and i used to like her 
Twigskates:  but now i dont like her like i did  
Twigskates:  cause i met u  
Twigskates:  and we fell in love 
Twigskates:  please tell me she stopped 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  nope
Twigskates:  :-(im sad 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  yeah, well this is annoying AND pissing me off
Twigskates:  block her 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  why? she's showing me things that i think are VERY interesting... like your supposed "night together?" where you said you wouldn't think i would like that very much... hmm, well no shit i wouldn't like that very much
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  i don't think you'd like it if i spent a night with elrond
Twigskates:  i said u wouldnt like that and i couldnt do it cause i loved u
Twigskates:  i know  
Twigskates:  im sorry  
Twigskates:  i didnt do anything though 
Twigskates:  i told her i was in love with  u 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  don't be sorry.. if you like whoever this brooke person is then you like her, just don't lie to me and say that you love me when you're still crushing on other people
Twigskates:  im not 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  didn't do anything wrong? i dunno about that 
Twigskates:  crushing on other people 
Twigskates:  i love u and u know it 
Twigskates:  u have made me feel the best i have ever been 
Twigskates:  :'(thats what i look like right now 
Twigskates:  im in love with u 
Twigskates:  im not crushing on other people 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  sounds like it to me by the way she's talking about it
Twigskates:  ya cause she is trying to get u to break up with me 
Twigskates:  if u did 
Twigskates:  my life would be horrible 
Twigskates:  i pretty much lost my own mom 
Twigskates:  i dont want to lose the girl im in love with 
Twigskates:  i dont want to have 2 broken hearts 
Twigskates:  great now u wont talk to me  
Twigskates:  im telling this from my heart I LOVE U 
Twigskates:  I WANT SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH U 
Twigskates:  AND HAVE A FAMILY 
Twigskates:  WITH U 
Twigskates:  :'(
Twigskates:  i mean that 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  would you want to talk to me if you saw a conversation with elrond and me about us "spending a night together" and trying to keep it secret from you?
Twigskates:  i told her i couldnt do that 
Twigskates:  why cause i love u 
Twigskates:  and i know u would not appreciate that 
Twigskates:  and u would hate me forever 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  no shit i wouldn't appreciate that 
Twigskates:  and i would hate my self 
Twigskates:  christine i love u 
Twigskates:  u know it 
Twigskates:  k 
Twigskates:  i have lost a mom, i dont want to lose the love of my life 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  yeah
Twigskates:  ya 
Twigskates:  please dont let her do this to us 
Twigskates:  im crying right now 
Twigskates:  k 
Twigskates:  like when i lost my mom 
Twigskates:  i still cry about that every night  
Twigskates:  I LOVE U 
Twigskates:  CHRISTINE 
Twigskates:  im mean that 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  i love you too 
Twigskates:  are u mad still 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  not really.. still a little shocked at the conversation
Twigskates:  please tell me she stopped 
Twigskates:  im still crying 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  yeah she has
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  don't cry 
Twigskates:  k 
Twigskates:  its hard 
XzDoLLFaCexZ: i'm sorry for acting like a bitch, but that stuff really pissed me off and hurt me a LOT
Twigskates:  for a while i thought u were gonna break with me 
Twigskates:  u saw that i said i loved u and i couldnt do that thing with her 
Twigskates:  didnt u 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  i was thinking about it.. but i really love you so it would take a lot for me to do that... one skank is not gonna make make me dump you. just the stuff you said reallly shocked me
Twigskates:  oh 
Twigskates:  well its true 
Twigskates:  what i said 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  yeah, but it's not like you completely told her that that was just out of the question you made it seem like you only wouldn't because i wouldn't have liked it
Twigskates:  ya 
Twigskates:  i just didnt want to be mean to her about it 
Twigskates:  i was just trying to be nice 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  hmm i see
Twigskates:  she was a freind 
Twigskates:  now shes not 
Twigskates:  after this thing 
Twigskates:  she tried to do 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  yeah
Twigskates:  please tell me ur not mad now 
Twigskates:  im trying to not cry lol 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  i'm not mad..
Twigskates:  i thought i was gonna lose u for a few minutes  
Twigskates:  so u were shocked about the things i said 
Twigskates:  its all true 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  i was shocked about the brooke things not the things you said about me
Twigskates:  oh 
Twigskates:  what about what i was telling u 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  a little
Twigskates:  oh 
Twigskates:  well u are the love of my life 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  i've heard most of it before
Twigskates:  and i do want to marry u and have a family 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  except for the part where you told me you were crying, that i've never heard from you
Twigskates:  i still kinda am 
Twigskates:  i cry every night about my mom 
Twigskates:  well u was really crying and still am kinda
Twigskates:  when u lose someone u love it hurts a lot
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  well don't cry there's nothing left to cry about
Twigskates:  ya 
Twigskates:  but 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  unless there's some other girl you like that i don't know about [haha man, i couldn't resist adding that little bit in there.]
Twigskates:  no they're are no other girls brooke was olny a freind to me i liked her in middle school 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  didn't sound like it but whatever you say 
Twigskates:  im telling u the truth 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  yeah and you said "i still like you i guess" 
Twigskates:  ya i said i guess 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  and your point?
Twigskates:  that doesnt mean i do  
Twigskates:  im telling u christine i dont like her  
Twigskates:  please believe me
Twigskates:  christine im telling u the truth please i love u so much
Twigskates:  i love u  
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  ok
Twigskates:  i do 
Twigskates:  do u love me still  [OMG THIS DRAMA!!! I'M GONNA HAVE GOOD DREAMS TONIGHT!!!! LOL]
Twigskates:  i havnt cried this hard for a long time 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  yeah i still love you
Twigskates:  thank god! i was just tryin to be nice to her i never meant to hurt u
Twigskates:  some night huh elrond gets me pissed off then my friend brooke tries to get u to break up with me
Twigskates:  and i thought it was gonna happen and  i start crying and u get pissed off at me and hurt 
Twigskates:  that scared me  
Twigskates:  i thought i was gonna lose u forever
Twigskates:  are u ok  
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  i guess
Twigskates:  now 
Twigskates:  that doesnt help 
Twigskates:  so ur not ok
Twigskates:  christine please be ok 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  whatever.. i'm fine
Twigskates:  im sorry about tonight 
Twigskates:  and i never planned on crying like the hardest i ever have 
Twigskates:  i want to talk to u on the phone but there is no long distance on this phone here 
Twigskates:  u could see that i am crying 
Twigskates:  i hope ur ok 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  i don't think i have anything good to say to you on the phone right now so it's a good thing you don't have long distance
Twigskates:  u are mad still huh 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  not so much mad as it is upset 
Twigskates:  ur not crying are u 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  well, yeah [HAHA total bogus LIE.. oi i feel bad though... oh well ::shrugs::]
Twigskates:  im sorry 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  i think i'm gonna go to bed now
Twigskates:  please talk to me 
Twigskates:  a little longer please tell me how you feel  [AWWWW, as usual i'm a sucker, so I'll stay...]
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  i feel like crap  [wow my eyes are actually watering... CAN'T YOU FEEL MY PAAAAIN?!!?]
Twigskates:  i feel bad about this i love u so much i wish you knew how much i loved u please talk
  [wow my eyes are actually watering... CAN'T YOU FEEL MY PAAAAIN?!!?]
Twigskates:  i feel bad about this i love u so much i wish you knew how much i loved u [geeze tony, it's Y-O-U ::laughs::]
Twigskates:  but u still love me and i love u..don't u?
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  yes
Twigskates:  thats good cause i still love u 
Twigskates:  i will always love u 
Twigskates:  tears are still comin out of my eyes  [how the hell am i supposed to react to that?!]
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  i don't know why you're crying you're the one that said all that stuff
Twigskates:  why am i crying? u dont kow 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  still crying i mean [man i totally have that "stranded at the drive in" Grease song stuck in my head HAHAHAHA, oh god]
Twigskates:  well lets see i tell brooke im in love with u and she says do u still like me and i said i guess to try to be nice, but no she trys to use what i said and said i like her still and i almost lose u, then ur pissed off at me and hurt and i thought i was gonna have 2 broken hearts for a few min, but ur still mad and hurt and i was just really scared [wow that's like the most i've EVER seen him write in one message haha i wanna continuuuue this drama tomorrow.. but how?]
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  ok... well i'm gonna go to bed
Twigskates:  will u talk tommorow 
XzDoLLFaCexZ:  depends if i get online or not
Twigskates:  i hope i can stop crying 
Twigskates:  it hurts me that u hurt cause of me and of what happened
Twigskates:  i wish i could be with u right now  u could really  see how much i am crying cause i love u with all my heart 
Twigskates:  ill let u go but promise me u will get online tomorow and feel better 
Twigskates:  I LOVE U BEAUTIFUL 
XzDoLLFaCexZ: well if i'm not online tomorrow you can always talk to brooke. good night.
Wholey crap this was amazing...Brittany pretended to be a friend of Tony's named Brooke and attempted to break up Tony and Christine. This convo is what is happening between Tony and Christine. Christine of course is completely in on it and is faking the whole episode. It's AWESOME. Christine also added in some of her own commentary.
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