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| Celeb Fake Out # 1 Part 2 |
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| FullOfHam: go ahead XzDoLLFaCexZ: sure you can use those craig, lol KaNdiEk15: okay can everyone have their own original font haha KaNdiEk15: <cough> CRAIG FullOfHam: LOL XzDoLLFaCexZ: yess please it's getting a bit blah in here lol NoMoCurlyQ: man FullOfHam: MY font is soo wicked FullOfHam: its orange TVMJ1969: ok KaNdiEk15: is it? i thought it was green FullOfHam: what could possible get better>? FullOfHam: lol TVMJ1969: :::grabs tins and makes for the sealed door::: KaNdiEk15: mine's black.. like the night.. XzDoLLFaCexZ: mine's purple like that gay tellytubby KaNdiEk15: tinky winky? FullOfHam: LOL, Em your a riot XzDoLLFaCexZ: yep thats the one! FullOfHam: lol KaNdiEk15: no you're a riot! TVMJ1969: come on tins lets gooooo FullOfHam: No you are@ KaNdiEk15: alas.. everyone in here is a riot FullOfHam: go cyber guys! awww young and in looove XzDoLLFaCexZ: go where? TVMJ1969: sealed door.... :motions: NoMoCurlyQ: hehe yeah KaNdiEk15: so this is what kids do when they fall in love.. they go fuck online XzDoLLFaCexZ: LOL FullOfHam: haha yup NoMoCurlyQ: umm sure TVMJ1969: heeeeeeeeeeey now NoMoCurlyQ: i have KaNdiEk15: hehe NoMoCurlyQ: with..don't ask KaNdiEk15: hilary?! XzDoLLFaCexZ: hilary!! KaNdiEk15: oh my god.. TVMJ1969: billy! FullOfHam: omg, you didn't rupert! Not with..her! TVMJ1969: ok I'l shut up NoMoCurlyQ: umm yeah NoMoCurlyQ: hilary KaNdiEk15: rupert, you cybered with hilary? XzDoLLFaCexZ: *pukes* TVMJ1969: :cleans up tins puke: NoMoCurlyQ: Yeah I did what of it!? TVMJ1969: where are my purple bows??? KaNdiEk15: aww young lovers cleaning up each other's puke.. aw XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol FullOfHam: aww what a loving thing to dooo KaNdiEk15: nothing rupert, don't worry about it.. it's all good TVMJ1969: come on tins, let's go sit in that tree NoMoCurlyQ: I was jus jokeing KaNdiEk15: hehe NoMoCurlyQ: hilary is barf worthy KaNdiEk15: she is KaNdiEk15: does she wear a lot of makeup? NoMoCurlyQ: Fuck yah KaNdiEk15: i knew it XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol FullOfHam: ewww TVMJ1969: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh come on letsall do stuff KaNdiEk15: she's so superficial FullOfHam: can you say CAKE..like a FOX XzDoLLFaCexZ: no kidding can't stand her NoMoCurlyQ: Yup she was XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol dan KaNdiEk15: ... on its way to get money KaNdiEk15: at KaNdiEk15: the BANK!! XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol TVMJ1969: you guys...... haha\ FullOfHam: i can say cake like a fox, it sounds like "Cake! Grrrr" KaNdiEk15: haha what craig, what, are you not digging our phrases TVMJ1969: well if no one is paying attention to me............... KaNdiEk15: we're payin attention to you FullOfHam: yeah we are3 NoMoCurlyQ: yup TVMJ1969: no you arn't!! haha XzDoLLFaCexZ: yep we are KaNdiEk15: you said come on let's all do stuff KaNdiEk15: before NoMoCurlyQ: no go and cyber...get to it TVMJ1969: cyber??? KaNdiEk15: yeah really.. cyber already FullOfHam: yeah you kno you wan tto NoMoCurlyQ: yup KaNdiEk15: be like.. "oh, just a little to the left. oh. oh." TVMJ1969: okay tins let's get them all hot and flustered.... ok? NoMoCurlyQ: Really XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol ok FullOfHam: heh mmk NoMoCurlyQ: uh..ok KaNdiEk15: oh man, i feel like i'm filming a porn movie XzDoLLFaCexZ: well er... FullOfHam: Hehe yeah FullOfHam: were Craigs groupies! FullOfHam: I'll be a girl name Ling! TVMJ1969: tins c'mere so we cna make the mall hot and flustered or lets pretend ;-) NoMoCurlyQ: Oh oooook dan.. TVMJ1969: them all KaNdiEk15: front page of NME next week: Craig cybers with Love Interest Online.. Craig Is Internet -De Virginized TVMJ1969: OHHHH tiinnnnnns where have you been all my life? FullOfHam: HAH XzDoLLFaCexZ: in washington, er, baby KaNdiEk15: come on you guys, i'm not getting hot TVMJ1969: haha thats be funny if thats what was on that mag FullOfHam: hah KaNdiEk15: are you rupert? are you dan? FullOfHam: What? KaNdiEk15: getting hot by this TVMJ1969: let me take off your clooothes tins FullOfHam: ooh Im geting cold in here to tell ya the truth XzDoLLFaCexZ: LOL oh god, this is more funny then it is arousing KaNdiEk15: this isn't good.. KaNdiEk15: hehe FullOfHam: lol yeah NoMoCurlyQ: Im hot! TVMJ1969: come on tins get into it! KaNdiEk15: right you are NoMoCurlyQ: Probly cuz im whereing a fucking jumper with the stove on KaNdiEk15: haha! TVMJ1969: um..... FullOfHam: yeah... TVMJ1969: :removes pants: KaNdiEk15: you have to put more detail into it KaNdiEk15: like.. here for example KaNdiEk15: ahem TVMJ1969: :and lies on bed in a seductive way that no one could resist: NoMoCurlyQ: lol NoMoCurlyQ: sounds hooootttttt Craig KaNdiEk15: "i remove my hot sweaty pants at the sight of your long, lucious legs.. margaret stands up for the occasion" KaNdiEk15: like that NoMoCurlyQ: Ahhhh! XzDoLLFaCexZ: ooh nice one emily TVMJ1969: ok, I remove my legs from it's leather prison they call pants KaNdiEk15: haha what??haha XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol XzDoLLFaCexZ: very hott craig TVMJ1969: ok you want to know whats HOTT?? KaNdiEk15: ? TVMJ1969: I pick up tins like tarzan might pick up jane from a stampede of wild elephants and lies her down on the bed, both are sweating and looking into each others eyes ifull of lust KaNdiEk15: hahahaa XzDoLLFaCexZ: hmm.. interesting KaNdiEk15: hmm oKAY then XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol TVMJ1969: I can do beter! KaNdiEk15: well go KaNdiEk15: rupert and dan are you in here.. you fiesty things KaNdiEk15: hm TVMJ1969: My lips warm and soft ran down tins cheeks sending shivers down her spine. My long fingers brush up against her lips and trace every curve.... TVMJ1969: ummmm KaNdiEk15: hehe FullOfHam: Im here.. KaNdiEk15: this is getting raunchy NoMoCurlyQ: yeah just watching so far..are we supose to get in to it? KaNdiEk15: no idea FullOfHam: hehe TVMJ1969: then I deicde to sit next to her and explore the contours of her face. She closed her eyes and let the caressing continue. FullOfHam: ooooh TVMJ1969: yes you guycs can get into it! hahaha FullOfHam: Dan walks up to Em..."Wanna have a go?" lol KaNdiEk15: HAHAHAH TVMJ1969: she felt my hot breath on her face and felt my lips graze her own capturing her into a warm but very passionate kiss XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol geeeze KaNdiEk15: says to dan: "only if we can go to the bank afterwards.. if you know what i mean" NoMoCurlyQ: Rupert gets jealous "Hey I wanted Emily! Oh but we CAn share!" TVMJ1969: aren't I good or what? FullOfHam: yes you are! KaNdiEk15: do you know that if you put "if you know what i mean" after anything, it sounds sexy? TVMJ1969: oh yes KaNdiEk15: craig i could beat you in this sex battle FullOfHam: yes! TVMJ1969: no you didn't FullOfHam: lol, go a head and try.. TVMJ1969: I will always be the better one at the sexing up and arousal of others KaNdiEk15: what! KaNdiEk15: psht. FullOfHam: Hee NoMoCurlyQ: lol TVMJ1969: :grabs tins boobs: see? FullOfHam: HAHA FullOfHam: OMG KaNdiEk15: hehe FullOfHam: That was too funny XzDoLLFaCexZ: ohh yeah punk? NoMoCurlyQ: lol KaNdiEk15: :grabs someones dick: KaNdiEk15: see? KaNdiEk15: i can do it too XzDoLLFaCexZ: *grabs craig's man-boobs* FullOfHam: Ohhh but WHOSE KaNdiEk15: i said SOMEones XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol it's a mystry FullOfHam: Haha FullOfHam: i think it was meeee XzDoLLFaCexZ: mystery* TVMJ1969: tins grab something else bsides my man boobies ;-) NoMoCurlyQ: No it was me Dan..I felt it KaNdiEk15: hahaha XzDoLLFaCexZ: maybe it was neither of you guys... DUN DUN DUN FullOfHam: Dan grabs..sumthing KaNdiEk15: ohh KaNdiEk15: dan grabs.. a dick? FullOfHam: LOL FullOfHam: nooo KaNdiEk15: oh well cause you said something TVMJ1969: :grabs tins hair and starts to french braid it: KaNdiEk15: you have to specify FullOfHam: I said SUMTHING KaNdiEk15: awww i love when guys play with my hair.. it's so cute FullOfHam: LOL, Craig XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol ooh thanks craig, it's looking marvelous FullOfHam: OMG FullOfHam: Im laughing my arse of KaNdiEk15: heheh NoMoCurlyQ: Lol, this is really too much lol KaNdiEk15: ::braids rupert's hair:: NoMoCurlyQ: AHAH XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol XzDoLLFaCexZ: whoo FullOfHam: OMG FullOfHam: His hair isn't long TVMJ1969: :grabs tins foot and tickles it: TVMJ1969: c'mon tins we can out-do them at everything! KaNdiEk15: can you guys cut to the sex already? jeez XzDoLLFaCexZ: pssst, craig, i'm not ticklish on my feet KaNdiEk15: it's like.. oh let me touch your face, then your neck.. or here's your foot NoMoCurlyQ: Oh and it is looking quite lovley Emily dear... XzDoLLFaCexZ: LOL TVMJ1969: but it's more romantic this way KaNdiEk15: when are you guys gonna actually go at it KaNdiEk15: no it's not TVMJ1969: yes it is!!! mwaha KaNdiEk15: NO XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol KaNdiEk15: cut to the chase FullOfHam: HAha KaNdiEk15: do what you got to do XzDoLLFaCexZ: emily does have a point craig FullOfHam: this is soooooo funny KaNdiEk15: no tickle foot shit TVMJ1969: so you're saying you WANT me to sex you up on the internet? KaNdiEk15: i want some hardcore sex NoMoCurlyQ: Hurry guys Emily's really randy to shag me! XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol KaNdiEk15: hahah rupert XzDoLLFaCexZ: sure do whatever you wanna do craig FullOfHam: LOL KaNdiEk15: yeah christine!!woo FullOfHam: Randy is right XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol KaNdiEk15: shagadelic. FullOfHam: But shag YOU?! I don't think so TVMJ1969: ok, but you are in for the ride of your life tins NoMoCurlyQ: What she said I had sexy hair FullOfHam: OMG TVMJ1969: hahahha :grabs emily's hair and pulls on it hard: FullOfHam: Better hold on to sumthing tins, i think he is serious! KaNdiEk15: haha what the hell! ow! XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol thanks for the tip dan FullOfHam: hah KaNdiEk15: hahahaha KaNdiEk15: the tip from dan XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol TVMJ1969: :grabs rupert and flings him on top of emily: FullOfHam: hehe TVMJ1969: :grabs dan and throws him on top of rupert: KaNdiEk15: hahah TVMJ1969: thats that....now tins.... NoMoCurlyQ: Oh I like THIS FullOfHam: Hey! KaNdiEk15: hahah this is so funny NoMoCurlyQ: Not the whole Dan on me thing...but you catch my drift TVMJ1969: :gives a sexy provcative piggy back ride to tins: FullOfHam: OMG XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol KaNdiEk15: hehehe FullOfHam: How can a piggy back ride be provocative? TVMJ1969: ride em cowboy yeah yeah yeah XzDoLLFaCexZ: use your imaginationrupert FullOfHam: OH MY GOD XzDoLLFaCexZ: imagination rupert* XzDoLLFaCexZ: er, dan* XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol sorry damn fonts FullOfHam: HELLO IM DAN! NoMoCurlyQ: Man lol! TVMJ1969: OH YEAH KaNdiEk15: hehe FullOfHam: Em..what about meeee KaNdiEk15: okay craig's seriously getting off NoMoCurlyQ: And meeeee XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol FullOfHam: \I can tell TVMJ1969: UH HUH YOU GOT THAT RIGHT... OHHHHHH GOD FullOfHam: Ok KaNdiEk15: hah ummmm woo NoMoCurlyQ: umm TVMJ1969: I think I", gonna blow KaNdiEk15: oh man.. FullOfHam: *smirks* XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol... geeze TVMJ1969: tins get here quick hurrrrry FullOfHam: *tries to hold in a laugh* KaNdiEk15: what so she can see you cum? KaNdiEk15: hah jeex FullOfHam: HAHAA *mission failed!* KaNdiEk15: jeez* TVMJ1969: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FullOfHam: Haahaaaaa TVMJ1969: wasn't that the most beautiful thing you've ever seen tins? FullOfHam: Im right there with ya Criag FullOfHam: OMG XzDoLLFaCexZ: yes, craig it was just breathtaking NoMoCurlyQ: BIG LOL TVMJ1969: you know it! KaNdiEk15: yeah cause ejaculation is always pretty FullOfHam: Yeah it is! NoMoCurlyQ: OMG dan XzDoLLFaCexZ: yep it's very moving FullOfHam: yeah earthshaking KaNdiEk15: it's.. like art XzDoLLFaCexZ: and inspirational TVMJ1969: hahhaha FullOfHam: But you do realise you didn't actually DO anything KaNdiEk15: craig's an artist he should know TVMJ1969: excuse me? who said I didn't? FullOfHam: Craig just got off by himself lol KaNdiEk15: hahahahah TVMJ1969: I've got a picture of tins right here......... KaNdiEk15: omg haha FullOfHam: OMG TVMJ1969: I could easily lube up the tube and go KaNdiEk15: too much information!! XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol thats great craig FullOfHam: You DO also realise that Ryan is in the room while you were jacking off! XzDoLLFaCexZ: how did you get a picture of me? KaNdiEk15: hehe TVMJ1969: ryan's not in here I'm in my room TVMJ1969: it FullOfHam: yeah he is! ;-) TVMJ1969: it's called moving the lap top to a private area FullOfHam: Haha..noooo TVMJ1969: oh when I talked to your mom she gave me more than your e-mail and number hahahahaha KaNdiEk15: HAHAHAHA XzDoLLFaCexZ: whaaat?? FullOfHam: Huh? KaNdiEk15: HAAAAA NoMoCurlyQ: huh? XzDoLLFaCexZ: omg, my mom's so freakin embarassing FullOfHam: Lol TVMJ1969: no she's a sweet lady and she's funny! I think she knew something was up so she just gave me shit NoMoCurlyQ: YOUR mum tins? I though he was saying some thing about my mum lol XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol KaNdiEk15: hehe XzDoLLFaCexZ: ugh geeze she's crazy NoMoCurlyQ: hehe XzDoLLFaCexZ: what picture? or would i rather not know FullOfHam: Are you sure? FullOfHam: hehe lol..your cute tins so shush! TVMJ1969: one of a school picture I think KaNdiEk15: yeah tins is hot NoMoCurlyQ: Hey YOU say tins!? TVMJ1969: the kind mothers carry around in their purses, haha KaNdiEk15: tins is a hot one NoMoCurlyQ: *saw XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol no, tins is ugly... like a fox! KaNdiEk15: no you're not!! FullOfHam: noooo KaNdiEk15: you're so pretty XzDoLLFaCexZ: noooo no no TVMJ1969: tins shut up! hahaha KaNdiEk15: yeah you are!! FullOfHam: Your Hot...like a .....*drum roll*...FOOOOX! XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol i look like a manatee TVMJ1969: a manatee? what the fuck is that? KaNdiEk15: hahahaha FullOfHam: haha noo way KaNdiEk15: you are not a manatee!! KaNdiEk15: you're hot! NoMoCurlyQ: yeah noo way XzDoLLFaCexZ: well i think i look like one, lol FullOfHam: no you don't XzDoLLFaCexZ: i'm not hot i'm like plainand stupid and have a striking resemblence to a manatee FullOfHam: Do you really think Craig would cyber a manatee? KaNdiEk15: yeah really TVMJ1969: YEAH THATS AN OUTRAGE! FullOfHam: HHAAaaaaaa NoMoCurlyQ: lol TVMJ1969: manatee my white flaabby buttocks! KaNdiEk15: tins you're like the hottest one in here! FullOfHam: Hehee FullOfHam: yea! TVMJ1969: if you looked like a manatee then god would have given me an abnormally large buttocks XzDoLLFaCexZ: ehhh nooo i'm not lol, i'm BLECH FullOfHam: haha a PAIR of abnormally large bottocks lol KaNdiEk15: come on everyone who thinks tins is hot press 1 TVMJ1969: an abnormally large PAIR of buttocks and I don't have those yet KaNdiEk15: 1! TVMJ1969: 111111111111 FullOfHam: 1111111111111111111111111 XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol guuyys, i'm not NoMoCurlyQ: 1111111111111 XzDoLLFaCexZ: -1 KaNdiEk15: see?? yes you are FullOfHam: Oh see I like ya more lol XzDoLLFaCexZ: dan and rupert don't even know what i look like! lol FullOfHam: I pressed more ones TVMJ1969: 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 TVMJ1969: eat that dan FullOfHam: Yea I saw you yesterday! KaNdiEk15: christine is hotttt XzDoLLFaCexZ: when? FullOfHam: hehe you win XzDoLLFaCexZ: ohh yeah that site, uggh blech! FullOfHam: yesterday! XzDoLLFaCexZ: emily's the hottster in the room NoMoCurlyQ: I never saw ya yet....:-( KaNdiEk15: psht yeah right! XzDoLLFaCexZ: you don't wanna rupert lol XzDoLLFaCexZ: yess you are! FullOfHam: Emily IS hotttt XzDoLLFaCexZ: yeahh see! KaNdiEk15: i'm really not TVMJ1969: you both are very attractive FullOfHam: No you ARE XzDoLLFaCexZ: yes ya are emily KaNdiEk15: hah craig you've never seen me, and i am not! ahhhhh NoMoCurlyQ: yeah sure lol (I DON"T KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT LOL) XzDoLLFaCexZ: you've got natural beauty, to even look ok i hafta at least wear some powder and eyeliner KaNdiEk15: hahaha KaNdiEk15: no i don't, and you have natural beauty! TVMJ1969: well I saw you in my dream ;-) NoMoCurlyQ: nah KaNdiEk15: oh my god haha XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol natural beauty? nahhhh FullOfHam: hehee I remember THAT\niiiiiice TVMJ1969: yeah and you BOTH WERE VERY SEXY IN MY DREAM NoMoCurlyQ: lol KaNdiEk15: dan you know about the dream? FullOfHam: HEHE TVMJ1969: yeah I told him KaNdiEk15: omg haha XzDoLLFaCexZ: ohhhhhh THAT dream XzDoLLFaCexZ: tsk..tsk TVMJ1969: :-[ TVMJ1969: it was only a dream, I can dream can't I? KaNdiEk15: haha TVMJ1969: hahahha a lovely dream at that FullOfHam: hahaha Craig needs another hug...or fuck KaNdiEk15: it was me and christine making out though! TVMJ1969: oh baby more than that!! NoMoCurlyQ: LOL KaNdiEk15: oh my god.. what ELSE were we doing craig XzDoLLFaCexZ: geeeze lol FullOfHam: Diiiirrrty! KaNdiEk15: what were we doing NoMoCurlyQ: Yeah WHAT..this IS intriging TVMJ1969: what can I say? I'm a dirty guy, and a kinky one KaNdiEk15: hah but what were we doing?!! TVMJ1969: ohhhhhhhhhhhh it was more than making out, it was a guys FANTASY FullOfHam: HAahaa bondge XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol FullOfHam: *bondage KaNdiEk15: oh god TVMJ1969: the dream was totally BADONG NoMoCurlyQ: ooooh XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol, er... ok FullOfHam: LOLOLOLOL KaNdiEk15: riiiight haha KaNdiEk15: dan what were we doing in the dream FullOfHam: But wasn't it also GANODAB!? TVMJ1969: YES FullOfHam: LOL KaNdiEk15: what? FullOfHam: umm, well...lets say..certain toys were used... KaNdiEk15: omg FullOfHam: and rope FullOfHam: and..nm KaNdiEk15: errrrrrrrr FullOfHam: lol TVMJ1969: hahha FullOfHam: you don't want to know KaNdiEk15: why do guys like bisexuals so much?! TVMJ1969: it's just very arousing........ TVMJ1969: don't you get aroused when two guys are kissing? KaNdiEk15: no XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol FullOfHam: Because what's better then one girl? TWO GIRLS! FullOfHam: ahhhhhahahahaha! XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol nice one NoMoCurlyQ: LOl....true dat! KaNdiEk15: but making out with each other?1 TVMJ1969: :nudges tins with leg shyly: come oooon FullOfHam: YES! KaNdiEk15: LyKe oMg!111!! TVMJ1969: yes making out with each other it's HOT FullOfHam: oooooh YEAH NoMoCurlyQ: Uhhuh! TVMJ1969: see watch, dan and rupert make out TVMJ1969: it'll arouse you emily and tins I swear KaNdiEk15: i don't enjoy watching 2 guys hook up! FullOfHam: Nooooooo XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol yeah... it just seems really strange TVMJ1969: oh fine act like that FullOfHam: It's good with GIRLS not guys TVMJ1969: I guess you are right dan KaNdiEk15: hehe TVMJ1969: :grabs emily's hair and rips it out complete: HAHAHHA You"RE A BALDY KaNdiEk15: what!! FullOfHam: Jeeze Craig...YOU make out with Rupert..Im sure he won't mind XzDoLLFaCexZ: LOL KaNdiEk15: grrrr XzDoLLFaCexZ: oh man, you shouldn't have done that XzDoLLFaCexZ: no one messes with emily NoMoCurlyQ: Ummm..oooook KaNdiEk15: oh man i could say something so cruel, so mean! TVMJ1969: :runs around waving emily's blonde hair: TVMJ1969: :and laughs at emily' FullOfHam: LOL FullOfHam: Put that back!@ TVMJ1969: :laughs at emily's completely bald head: NoMoCurlyQ: Ouch that musta hurt KaNdiEk15: ::grabs margaret with plyers:: wait, margaret doesn't exist XzDoLLFaCexZ: ohhhh man, lol TVMJ1969: yeah cos she's a mole and i don't have moles down there! KaNdiEk15: oh no.. i was talking about something else. TVMJ1969: :runs around bawahahhahaha: TVMJ1969: oh it exists al right, ask tins KaNdiEk15: the "7.8 Margaret" XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol goo emily TVMJ1969: :grabs rupert and makes out with him: SEE IT'S SHEXY FullOfHam: Dan turns into Harry Potter and uses wand to grow Em's hair back..."There all better" XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol KaNdiEk15: ...pretends i didn't read what craig wrote NoMoCurlyQ: ohh yeah i m looooving this Craig XzDoLLFaCexZ: ditto on that one KaNdiEk15: hahah dan, harry potter woo FullOfHam: I knowwww KaNdiEk15: we should have Craig make out with Hagrid TVMJ1969: I read some of harry potter FullOfHam: All I had to do was put on the glasses TVMJ1969: wait no I played the game KaNdiEk15: hahaha FullOfHam: LOL TVMJ1969: LOCOTMO MORTIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FullOfHam: The Chamber of secrets? FullOfHam: LOL TVMJ1969: all I remember is that one KaNdiEk15: haaa FullOfHam: Flipendoooo TVMJ1969: and this "GET BACK TO YOUR DORMITRY" FullOfHam: HAHA KaNdiEk15: hahaha XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol TVMJ1969: so anyway :ahem: tins, where were we? :lights candles: KaNdiEk15: oh man, the candle thing.. so cliched TVMJ1969: :lights emily's hair on fire: TVMJ1969: :burn baby burn. DISCO INFERNO: KaNdiEk15: you already pulled it out XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol NoMoCurlyQ: LOL, Ron actually talked like me in that game..kind of scary TVMJ1969: I know it's in apile on the ground: KaNdiEk15: hey craig i was nice to you the whole night!!!! sniff sniff FullOfHam: LOL, no I got it back lol TVMJ1969: :hands emily her hair back: FullOfHam: lol! TVMJ1969: and bows FullOfHam: That was nice of you Craig KaNdiEk15: ::kicks margaret and runs:: TVMJ1969: :now tins let's get out of this crab fest and hit it at my place: FullOfHam: Nooo TVMJ1969: :I was wearing a cup so it don't matter: KaNdiEk15: why would you be wearing a cup? TVMJ1969: cause it's comforting KaNdiEk15: so you would appear.. larger? FullOfHam: HAHA (kicks margerat and runs!? Thats sooo great!) TVMJ1969: and tins thinks it's sexy when I wear a cup FullOfHam: HAHa she does? XzDoLLFaCexZ: yeahhh, cups just get me all hott and flustered KaNdiEk15: suure. NoMoCurlyQ: Ok, craig XzDoLLFaCexZ: oooh check out that cup action FullOfHam: HAAHA FullOfHam: OMG! TVMJ1969: :thrusts hips out so tins gets a clear shot of cup: XzDoLLFaCexZ: ooooooh XzDoLLFaCexZ: i can hardly contain myself anymore, craig FullOfHam: OMG!!!! KaNdiEk15: hehe TVMJ1969: I knew this cup would get to you TVMJ1969: I can hardly contain my penis in this cup anymore, tins! KaNdiEk15: i thought you meant bra cups for a second.. yeah woo that went over my head XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol! FullOfHam: LOL, its getting to ME craig FullOfHam: lol NoMoCurlyQ: Man you guys... XzDoLLFaCexZ: then maybe you should take the cup off, craig KaNdiEk15: ohhhh TVMJ1969: maybe I will.... tins FullOfHam: LOL KaNdiEk15: ::james bond music plays:: XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol XzDoLLFaCexZ: this is great FullOfHam: HUH? TVMJ1969: :starts to take off cup. GREAT SCOTT WHATS THAT?: FullOfHam: Im sooo happy were happy KaNdiEk15: ::harry potter theme song comes in:: TVMJ1969: craig looks around the room and notices an evil figure at the window coming in FullOfHam: Its VOLDEMORT KaNdiEk15: hahaha NoMoCurlyQ: Cringes at the name! XzDoLLFaCexZ: *screams and faints* KaNdiEk15: ::hides:: NoMoCurlyQ: "Don't say the name!" KaNdiEk15: that name is never spoken KaNdiEk15: never to be spoken NoMoCurlyQ: ::hides:: TVMJ1969: nooooo tins! I'll save you "LOCOMOTO MORTIS!" at the figure FullOfHam: Stays to FIGHT! FullOfHam: Im Harry Potter! TVMJ1969: haha KaNdiEk15: hehhee FullOfHam: Avada Kadavra! TVMJ1969: :steps over tins crumpled body and punches voldenort on the face BAM, KABLAM, WHIZZ: KaNdiEk15: when was tins crumpled?!! TVMJ1969: :gets tired and sits in a slump on the ground, with only his cup to protect him now: FullOfHam: Voldemort kills Craig with the killing curse KaNdiEk15: hahh XzDoLLFaCexZ: (when i fainted) KaNdiEk15: ohh haha XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol XzDoLLFaCexZ: psssst craig. the force is with you. and if you win, i'll sex you up good.... KaNdiEk15: woahh FullOfHam: Harry stays and uses empenimentia! And Whooooooosh! Blam! Voldie is noooom mooore TVMJ1969: :gets up and kills of voldenort. now where were we?: FullOfHam: OK you were to late craig KaNdiEk15: hahah NoMoCurlyQ: LOL NoMoCurlyQ: I was cowering XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol NoMoCurlyQ: I let Harry do the dirty work KaNdiEk15: ::does rupert while the others fight:: KaNdiEk15: i mean uhh TVMJ1969: noo tins you need mouth to mouth resuciation NoMoCurlyQ: Ohh So THATS what happened KaNdiEk15: exactly TVMJ1969: :lowers mouth to tins ut just starts to make out deeply: FullOfHam: ;-) NoMoCurlyQ: oooh niiiiice TVMJ1969: :who needs mouth to mouth when they can make out with me?: NoMoCurlyQ: Im not a VIRGIN NOOO MOOOOOORE! XzDoLLFaCexZ: haha KaNdiEk15: hahahha KaNdiEk15: well if you stuck around with hilary.. KaNdiEk15: you could've probably lost it a lot faster FullOfHam: how can you talk with Craig making out with you? XzDoLLFaCexZ: oooh right you are TVMJ1969: tiins you promised TVMJ1969: I killed off voldenort! NoMoCurlyQ: yeah I supse your right KaNdiEk15: ahh shit.. nooo i have to go FullOfHam: No IIII DID!! FullOfHam: Nooooooo XzDoLLFaCexZ: aww emily but you can't! lol NoMoCurlyQ: Don't go LOVER! XzDoLLFaCexZ: this is funn! TVMJ1969: come on emily FullOfHam: yeah it is FullOfHam: STAY NoMoCurlyQ: Bask in the after love making glow lol KaNdiEk15: hahaha XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol, no really you caaan't go! FullOfHam: You did it with a red head lol KaNdiEk15: but i have to get a good night's sleep so i can study for finals tomorrow haha TVMJ1969: c'mon emily, ya can;t TVMJ1969: screw finals!! have sex with us NoMoCurlyQ: I perfure the term GINGER HAIR TVMJ1969: make my fantasy ALIVE KaNdiEk15: hahahaa XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol FullOfHam: haha YES KaNdiEk15: i really must go.. NoMoCurlyQ: Stay! You know I have red hair everywhere XzDoLLFaCexZ: damn those finals KaNdiEk15: finals.. TVMJ1969: when do you have finals? FullOfHam: Too much info! KaNdiEk15: friday TVMJ1969: don't you have them friday? KaNdiEk15: yeah, friday, monday, tues and wednesday TVMJ1969: well tomorrow' thursday silly FullOfHam: YES! TVMJ1969: you can study all day tomorrow KaNdiEk15: i know but i have to have enough energy to study haha TVMJ1969: yes you will NoMoCurlyQ: RED HAIR.......EVERYWHERE! TVMJ1969: just think about me KaNdiEk15: what haha XzDoLLFaCexZ: yeahh you can't go! XzDoLLFaCexZ: c'mon, lol staaaaay FullOfHam: Yeah thinking of Craig is invigorating TVMJ1969: damn straight FullOfHam: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa staaaaaaaaaaaay TVMJ1969: :makes emil stay by biting her wrist: TVMJ1969: if you struggle I'll only bite harder NoMoCurlyQ: yeah! stataatattatatattay! KaNdiEk15: hah craig you're always abusing me! TVMJ1969: hahah you get turned on admite it XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol FullOfHam: noooooo I'll I me HARRY will protect you@ KaNdiEk15: it hurts though, it's my damn wrist! TVMJ1969: :bites your shirt sleeve: KaNdiEk15: i'm not wearing a shirt.. KaNdiEk15: ;-) FullOfHam: * oooooh KaNdiEk15: joke! XzDoLLFaCexZ: ahhhh gotcha there craig NoMoCurlyQ: oooh niccee TVMJ1969: OH REALLY?? =-O FullOfHam: yeah she does lol TVMJ1969: tins, you need to take some lessons from emily FullOfHam: yes thats a good idea XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol KaNdiEk15: oh god XzDoLLFaCexZ: who said i was wearing a shirt? KaNdiEk15: ohhhhh NoMoCurlyQ: Yes lets all get starkers! KaNdiEk15: OHHHH XzDoLLFaCexZ: we;re both topless, duhhh FullOfHam: Me too! KaNdiEk15: yeah and christine is actually in my room right now KaNdiEk15: hmph XzDoLLFaCexZ: geeze, can't you tell? NoMoCurlyQ: Yeah Im nicked XzDoLLFaCexZ: yep, in her room alright KaNdiEk15: yeah, christine's right here TVMJ1969: OHHHH GOD FullOfHam: Hey Christine, it's not polite to point! XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol KaNdiEk15: OHHHH NoMoCurlyQ: lol FullOfHam: You too Em KaNdiEk15: heh XzDoLLFaCexZ: yup just sitting here... innocently KaNdiEk15: you too, dan TVMJ1969: OH MAN FullOfHam: Must be cold! KaNdiEk15: must be FullOfHam: everyone has headlights! XzDoLLFaCexZ: no no, i feel like i'm on fire, yowza KaNdiEk15: yeah same here KaNdiEk15: as long as christine's here, it's all good FullOfHam: Heehee its purdy hot in my pants OOOOOOH! XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol tru dat NoMoCurlyQ: MINE TOO TVMJ1969: OH DAAMN YOU GUYS NoMoCurlyQ: Dan Im HOT for ya! TVMJ1969: I can't even imagine what'd you be toless in emily's room HOLY HELL KaNdiEk15: LOL TVMJ1969: tins how about you stop by my room wearing what you got on? FullOfHam: Or NOT wearing lol! KaNdiEk15: her skin? FullOfHam: haha XzDoLLFaCexZ: yeah, craig didn't you know? girls ALWAYS go topless when visiting friends FullOfHam: HAhAa KaNdiEk15: craig, i think she'd be too tired to go over to your place.. as it's a workout station over here XzDoLLFaCexZ: and we also have pillow fights in our underwear NoMoCurlyQ: Wow! Are you serious!? I always thought so! XzDoLLFaCexZ: ohhh right you are emily KaNdiEk15: :-D TVMJ1969: OH MY GOD NoMoCurlyQ: I could never prove it... XzDoLLFaCexZ: sorry craig, i would be too tired TVMJ1969: so it's decided? emily stays a bit longer KaNdiEk15: hah you guys distracted me FullOfHam: yes KaNdiEk15: but i really have to go.. TVMJ1969: it's only 11:00 over there right? TVMJ1969: NOOOOO KaNdiEk15: yeah TVMJ1969: :rips off clothing in a style much like the hulks: FullOfHam: then stay! KaNdiEk15: hah why can't i go ahh XzDoLLFaCexZ: cause it's more fun when you're here! FullOfHam: Because I looove you! KaNdiEk15: haha no it's not XzDoLLFaCexZ: yess it is! TVMJ1969: yeah it really is emily :flexes bicep: KaNdiEk15: hahha FullOfHam: You can't break Harry Potter's heart...hes magical XzDoLLFaCexZ: nice bicep TVMJ1969: nice boobs FullOfHam: HAHAHAH KaNdiEk15: OH XzDoLLFaCexZ: thanks KaNdiEk15: trust me craig, i know TVMJ1969: no problem XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol KaNdiEk15: i've seen them KaNdiEk15: trust me XzDoLLFaCexZ: yeah she sure has and she treats em real nice! TVMJ1969: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KaNdiEk15: i most certainly do FullOfHam: OHHHH FullOfHam: OMG TVMJ1969: ok ok, enough seducing my precious TVMJ1969: no matter how HOT it is getting me FullOfHam: You guys talking about boob is REALLY seriously making me hard KaNdiEk15: i also like that thing you do with your tongue christine? what is it called again TVMJ1969: really, I need to open a window XzDoLLFaCexZ: ohhhh THAT thing? KaNdiEk15: yeah KaNdiEk15: i really like it XzDoLLFaCexZ: i call it the twist-and-turn works everytime TVMJ1969: OH FUCK KaNdiEk15: yeah mine's called the tornado FullOfHam: HAHAHA KaNdiEk15: mine works too XzDoLLFaCexZ: yess it sure does FullOfHam: OOOOOH MY GOD TVMJ1969: SHIT YOU GUYS TVMJ1969: I REALLY AM GOING TO EXPLODE KaNdiEk15: as i could certainly tell, but the way you were acting when i was performing it KaNdiEk15: by* FullOfHam: I need to go sum where for like a few min. TOPS XzDoLLFaCexZ: yeah i know, it was the best i've EVER had KaNdiEk15: yeah your breathing patterns were pretty rough TVMJ1969: :tries to calm down penis: NoMoCurlyQ: ummm XzDoLLFaCexZ: i know, i felt like i wasn't going to be able to breathe for awhile! NoMoCurlyQ: I'll just be....over HERE for a few KaNdiEk15: yeah it just kind of chokes you right? XzDoLLFaCexZ: exactly! KaNdiEk15: same thing happened with you did the twist and turn KaNdiEk15: i was really taken over FullOfHam: mxcv h v jbn n v j FullOfHam: o]]]]o XzDoLLFaCexZ: i'm glad, i like doing the twist and turn, very fun KaNdiEk15: and the way you yelled at the end. really high pitched? yeah that was wild TVMJ1969: OHHHHHHHHHHH KaNdiEk15: now i know why you're the lead singer of your band XzDoLLFaCexZ: really? man, i just felt like it was the right thing to do.. i was in the moment of it all FullOfHam: o][[[[[[[[[ j,jkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, XzDoLLFaCexZ: ohhhhh yeah lol KaNdiEk15: i liked when you pulled out the whipped cream too TVMJ1969: OHHHHHHHH FUCKITY FUCK FUCK XzDoLLFaCexZ: well I had to do something extra special, you pulled out the hot fudge that last time! KaNdiEk15: and remember when i took out the ice, and put it on you? FullOfHam: NOW DO YOU KNOW WHY GUYS LIKE BI'S?????!!!! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO CRAIG! KaNdiEk15: yeah and i especially liked the cherry XzDoLLFaCexZ: ohh man that ice was so cold, and i looved it when you did that thing with the ice... man that rocked my world! KaNdiEk15: if you know what i mean FullOfHam: LIKE A FOX! TVMJ1969: OHHHHHHHH :starts to twitch down there: KaNdiEk15: and your skin is very smooth too KaNdiEk15: i really like it XzDoLLFaCexZ: not as smooth as yours! FullOfHam: Margaret must be having a blast...literally XzDoLLFaCexZ: geeze, i'm jealous of your skin! KaNdiEk15: no no your skin TVMJ1969: HAHA YEHAHH OHHHH MAN XzDoLLFaCexZ: my skin? no way not compared to yours XzDoLLFaCexZ: and your long hair.... KaNdiEk15: oh my god, remember the banana? KaNdiEk15: yeah i love tugging on your hair XzDoLLFaCexZ: YES! the banana, one of the best props EVER KaNdiEk15: i know right KaNdiEk15: and the huge 7.8 one that reminded us of someone? XzDoLLFaCexZ: yeah yeah i remeber it all as if it was yesterday XzDoLLFaCexZ: hmm... unless it WAS yesterday KaNdiEk15: it pretty much was TVMJ1969: SWEET FUCK.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH XzDoLLFaCexZ: yeah yeah got it on camera and everything KaNdiEk15: and remember when we tried calling craig's hotel room to get him in on it, but beckman took the phone off the hook? KaNdiEk15: yeah i have the tape XzDoLLFaCexZ: yeah damn beckman, he just wanted to get in on it TVMJ1969: OHHHH KAY ENOUGH THATS MY PRECIOUS! hahaha TVMJ1969: you're talking to XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol gettin all hott and flustered craig? TVMJ1969: FUCK YEAH!!!!!!! KaNdiEk15: lol TVMJ1969: i need to finish myself off...OHH GOD BLUE BALLS KaNdiEk15: HAHAHA XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol KaNdiEk15: craig were you really jerking off.. seriously TVMJ1969: blue balls hurt damnit! FullOfHam: OMG KaNdiEk15: i don't think he was FullOfHam: I think he was XzDoLLFaCexZ: yeah probably not TVMJ1969: it was getting me hot though! KaNdiEk15: anyway i like when you lightly put your fingers on my skin TVMJ1969: you would have no idea! KaNdiEk15: and it tickles and everything NoMoCurlyQ: Holey shit! NoMoCurlyQ: That was tooo much! XzDoLLFaCexZ: i looove it when you massage me.. everywhere TVMJ1969: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH OK NEOUG HENOUGH TVMJ1969: TINS STOP!! haha FullOfHam: Jeeeze are you guys ...liking this? TVMJ1969: do it to me now!!!! KaNdiEk15: hahaha XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol geeze dan can't you take a joke? KaNdiEk15: HAHAH KaNdiEk15: but it wasn't a joke XzDoLLFaCexZ: exactly FullOfHam: No I meant are YOU guys liking this cuz.....you seem VERY into it XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol KaNdiEk15: well we actually did it KaNdiEk15: so XzDoLLFaCexZ: of course, we're just re-telling the night FullOfHam: lol FullOfHam: you guys are soo lesbians! KaNdiEk15: oh man and when we went in the shower NoMoCurlyQ: yeah lesbos! XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol KaNdiEk15: hehe XzDoLLFaCexZ: yeah and then the swimming pool afterwards KaNdiEk15: yeah and the jacuzzi KaNdiEk15: really hot FullOfHam: AND the jacuzzzi? XzDoLLFaCexZ: yeah of course KaNdiEk15: yeah XzDoLLFaCexZ: and on the golf course TVMJ1969: FUCK KaNdiEk15: but you were being wayyy too loud, i thought you would wake the neighbors XzDoLLFaCexZ: i know i know, i have to be more quiet TVMJ1969: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TVMJ1969: OK TINS DO IT TO ME NOW!!!! KaNdiEk15: LOL FullOfHam: Jeeze you guys are WYYYYYAAAAAYYYAYAYAYA too into this KaNdiEk15: okay i really have to go FullOfHam: have a nice fuck KaNdiEk15: hehe TVMJ1969: ok :prepares to do it with tins: FullOfHam: I mean sex FullOfHam: I mean slut XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol damnit FullOfHam: I mean SLEEP KaNdiEk15: okay guys.. i'll be talking to you later XzDoLLFaCexZ: bye emily! TVMJ1969: sweet dreams of rupert and dan makin out KaNdiEk15: hahaha KaNdiEk15: bye! FullOfHam: yeah big time TVMJ1969: cos everyone knows thats what they do in their spare time KaNdiEk15 has left the room. XzDoLLFaCexZ: whew XzDoLLFaCexZ: what a buncha wonderful actors we are FullOfHam: I know! FullOfHam: \Scpecially you jeeze XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol TVMJ1969: we sholud get paid to be fake people XzDoLLFaCexZ: yeah it's funnn too XzDoLLFaCexZ: man, we're all so cool XzDoLLFaCexZ: *whew* congrats to everyone for a job well done FullOfHam: I know! Img going to copy and paste this! TVMJ1969: yup well see you all in IMs! :-) XzDoLLFaCexZ: lol and print it out tooo XzDoLLFaCexZ has left the room. TVMJ1969 has left the room. NoMoCurlyQ has left the room. |
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