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| This was so good.. how could it not be put up here? XzDollfacexX = Christine BrittluvzMoulder = Brittany |
| XzDollfacexz: K my computer restarted without my approval BrittluvzMoulder: Hah I saw that lol XzDollfacexz: it shall be spanked BrittluvzMoulder: Lol, then let's spank it together XzDollfacexz: lol it would be something Cruella Devil would be proud of BrittluvzMoulder: Oh yes and King Kong XzDollfacexz: oh true that BrittluvzMoulder: He missed the last evil doer clam bake XzDollfacexz: awwww poor feller BrittluvzMoulder: Yeah Sadie Hawkins totally stood him up so he couldn't show his face to Hitler XzDollfacexz: gasp... really?! BrittluvzMoulder: Yeah. He cried and everything. XzDollfacexz: ohhhhh well durn that sadie hawkins!! BrittluvzMoulder: Oh and did I mention that the turkey was a lurkey and that this was very displeasing to Moulder's dentures XzDollfacexz: whoa you've got to be shitting me BrittluvzMoulder: Nope, Moulder's dentures threw a fit of plaque and totally ruined the Easter Bunny's appetite XzDollfacexz: lol XzDollfacexz: well good XzDollfacexz: i didn't like that easter bunny anyway XzDollfacexz: that Brad Pitt wannabe BrittluvzMoulder: Yeah that was most unbecoming, Ariel was laughing at him anyway XzDollfacexz: She was?! Oohhh this gossip... I saw Ariel totally flirting with the Henkles Knives guy XzDollfacexz: i was all...YOU TRAMP! XzDollfacexz: but she didn't hear me of course because Moulder was farting in front of me and that just blocked all noise BrittluvzMoulder: Yeah I saw that, but I had no idea what you were saying to her. I totally came up to her after the Henkles incident and was like "Um...put your boobs back in their shell!" XzDollfacexz: oh my God are you serious? i didn't see that part, man we should totally kick her tail BrittluvzMoulder: When I asked Murphy Brown what she thought, she said Ariel's totally been trampy ever since Eric ran out on her leaving her with two fishes. We should kick her tail but then again, she's got low self-esteem which may be punishment enough. XzDollfacexz: yes, but the Henkles guy? i thought you had a thing with him! XzDollfacexz: i will totally kick her tail... and get my buddy Buddy Holly to back me up, you'll see BrittluvzMoulder: Nah, that was over ever since I found out he would go home every night to go smoke the reefer with Flounder XzDollfacexz: Flounder? MY Flounder? My DISTANT COUSIN Flounder? Ooh, I'm so telling on that fish BrittluvzMoulder: Yeah Buddy always pulls through, he's a trooper what with being dead and all XzDollfacexz: God, what a cad.. he's even more of a cad than that Errol Bahrnett BrittluvzMoulder: Yeah and a codfish too speaking of which, I talked to Peter Pan the other day and you wouldn't believe who Mr. Smithers knocked up... it was one of the lost boys that was actually a girl! Jeeeeze, and all this time we thought he was gay! XzDollfacexz: OHHH MY GOD!! what does Kiefer Sutherland have to say about this?! ohh BrittluvzMoulder: Yeah actually, he was totally disappointed, he said he and smithers were going to get married in june XzDollfacexz: this neighborhood is turning into Melrose Place i tell you what BrittluvzMoulder: Ooh, I know but Kiefer doesn't want anything to do with him anymore. He decided that living with the little princess would be the best solution to end all this torment XzDollfacexz: ohhhh noooo... and poor davey crocket... thought that he would get Kiefer BrittluvzMoulder: But the worst part is Mr. Burns came out of his coma yesterday and found out that Lilo and Stitch were getting it on in his neighboring bed. He nearly died after that BrittluvzMoulder: Poor ol' Burns formerly known as Ashely Chapman...she must look awful XzDollfacexz: lol ohhhh she probably does... wait Lilo and Stitch is that even possible?! BrittluvzMoulder: Yeah it's not a happy life after a shot gun wedding with Cletus the slack jawed yokel. Oh it is possible, 3 TIMES! XzDollfacexz: wow! awwww Cletus, i remember how we dated back in high school XzDollfacexz: but then he forgot all about me cause of that Sandra D BrittluvzMoulder: Yeah Rizzo is still giving me a hard time cause of her $5 pantyhose XzDollfacexz: oh are you serious, she really needs to get over that.. what a two penny whore BrittluvzMoulder: Yeah that's more than she charged Xavier XzDollfacexz: how rude! he doesn't have that much money.. and she's charging him more? BrittluvzMoulder: Yeah and he doesn't have much hair so sad when he lost in the war XzDollfacexz: have you heard his rantings about how his hair was "stolen"? sheesh, it was clearly lost in the war! BrittluvzMoulder: Hmmm I've never known him to lie but since having it stolen is just so preposterous...especially since it has obviously been shot off in the war XzDollfacexz: yes true... poor Xavier i think Rizzo's just making up excuses to brainwash him BrittluvzMoulder: Yes that is most likely but then there is always that money grubbing Pocahontas XzDollfacexz: oh God tell me about it... |