| BrittluvzMoulder: She yanked John Redcorn's heart out and then goes for Mel Gibson...what a hussy BrittluvzMoulder: And what about Kocoum?! XzDollfacexz: POOR KOCOUM! XzDollfacexz: but after she left Kocoum, it did seem to spark his interest in the inventing arts BrittluvzMoulder: yeah after he created the asswiper 2000 he didn't need her pathetic singing career money BrittluvzMoulder: He had it made XzDollfacexz: i know! i bought one of those ass wiper's the day it came out! XzDollfacexz: i'm using it as we speak BrittluvzMoulder: Really?! ME TOO! Such a visionary he is XzDollfacexz: REALLY?!?! BrittluvzMoulder: YES!! XzDollfacexz: wow, tis a small world ol' chap... and Kocoum is i agree with you there.. he was totally spying on you down at the ewotic pub BrittluvzMoulder: Noooo way! He wasn't looking at me he must've been looking at Marcia Brady. XzDollfacexz: no way bub, his eyes AND pecker were totally checking you out BrittluvzMoulder: Your kidding....oh but I saw Aunt Jemima looking your way, didn't you say you had a thing for the way she cooks pancakes? XzDollfacexz: ohhh you bet your bottome dollar... but don't make me blush.. there's no way she was looking at me. she musta been looking at Floop, whom i was with at the time XzDollfacexz: ahhh that darling Floop BrittluvzMoulder: Noooo it was totally at you. she started to pour her pancake mix all flustered like even Julian Casablancas was like "hey look at that pancake chick she's totally checking out Christine." XzDollfacexz: wow so she has a thing for me? i think i'll be paying her a visit all equipped with my ass wiper 2000 BrittluvzMoulder: I later donated a used and uncleaned Ass Wiper 2000 myself...Floop took a swipe at it but I said..Floop you have one silly. XzDollfacexz: that's about as shameful as that one time Voldemort came to one of our parties in pale green briefs and cowboy spurrs BrittluvzMoulder: Yeah he is so starved for attention Apparently, Harry won't give him oral XzDollfacexz: oh geeze, that Harry is such a tease I'M SICK OF IT... and ever since he broke poor McGonagall's heart... even Snape has been trying to oogle his goodies BrittluvzMoulder: I knooooow he is such a hussy! He'll give Hagrid oral but not Voldie..and he's recovering from penial injury! And we all know how Hagrid is...sex sex sex with his dog Fang! And I don't care what Dumbledore is...repeated sex with a dog is not "Magically delicious!" XzDollfacexz: i agree that Dumbledore thinks he is such a know it all pimp... saying that havin sex with dogs is magically delicious and saying that if you stick your fist up his ass it will grant you pots of gold BrittluvzMoulder: Yeah I know! thats the last time I'll believe him for saying that sticking goblins in microwaves will help you achieve bigger breasts XzDollfacexz: i fell for that one too! Dumbledore is so full of myths and old wives tales BrittluvzMoulder: Yeah, and old wives he's been divorced 8 times! and mistresses like Cinderella's fairy godmother XzDollfacexz: yes and he broke her heart and wand... but i don't really feel sorry for her, i caught her molesting the mice... poor Gus-Gus and the LOTR guys Aragorn and Legolas were getting off on it! Ugh! BrittluvzMoulder: Oh I know, they are disturbed ones XzDollfacexz: especially that Legolas and his long blonde hair... definitely wasn't born with it it's definitely Maybelline XzDollfacexz: ohhhhh i'm so sick/tired/coughing and laughing at the same time at this insane conversation we just had hahaha i am totally going to save this conversation BrittluvzMoulder: Hahaha I am too! It's awesome it is XzDollfacexz: mmkay i will talk to you tomorrow then soldier? bright and early and jellin like a felon and don't be sad or happy... cause Dumbledore no longer borrows your used tampons BrittluvzMoulder: Yes yes! I will be online as usual, hahaha! XzDollfacexz: goodbye fellow private eye byeeeee BrittluvzMoulder: bye! And there you have it. One of the many crazy far-out wacky ass conversations me and my partner in crime have... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! |
| NO...ITCH NOT! sheesh. |
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| Has anyone seen my tambourine!? |