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| XzDollfacexz: geeeeze Pigeonhumpers: lame, totally not cool XzDollfacexz: it's only weird cuz you can't go with the flow XzDollfacexz: it's cool you're just being dumb Pigeonhumpers: i am the flow XzDollfacexz: lol, the menstrual flow XzDollfacexz: that Brandine has captured Pigeonhumpers: damn strait XzDollfacexz: hahaha do you know what menstrual means? Pigeonhumpers: shit i am menstral so i know everything XzDollfacexz: lol uhhhhh XzDollfacexz: i'm scared Pigeonhumpers: ever hard of tampax peral cha or whatever Pigeonhumpers: lol XzDollfacexz: yeah i ate a box of those for breakfast this morning Pigeonhumpers: really thats nice XzDollfacexz: it had your name written all over it... oops, was that bad of me Pigeonhumpers: those r full of carbs you know XzDollfacexz: ohhhh hell yeah Pigeonhumpers: you know it XzDollfacexz: i'm hankerin' for a handjob XzDollfacexz: anyway, back to carbs XzDollfacexz: i had a soda Pigeonhumpers: no hand jobs i am hanjobs too XzDollfacexz: and a carb sandwich XzDollfacexz: what are you talking about handjobs for? are you crazy? Pigeonhumpers: that's full of carbs what happened to the girlish figure taking your loins off the market early? XzDollfacexz: no it was already sold Pigeonhumpers: oh well good for you.. i guess XzDollfacexz: talk to the boss he knows where this is going Pigeonhumpers: k XzDollfacexz: i'm soooooo wet Pigeonhumpers: oh really me too XzDollfacexz: from the pool, damn this bathing suit XzDollfacexz: what are YOU talking about Pigeonhumpers: oh i'm wet too like that way XzDollfacexz: nice save Pigeonhumpers: you make us laugh XzDollfacexz: we're glad, give some shuga to Brandine and Bartney Pigeonhumpers: :-* XzDollfacexz: oohhhh they like that XzDollfacexz: they're turning crimson and moaning with horny canine plasma Pigeonhumpers: suck fat weiners XzDollfacexz: i don't wanna suck aaron's weiner XzDollfacexz: eeeewwwww Pigeonhumpers: lol thats hott XzDollfacexz: are YOU gonna suck it? Pigeonhumpers: uhh if i'm a crazy oger than ya but im not so HELL NO XzDollfacexz: you know, that lollipop i have you last lunar moon XzDollfacexz: so you don't like lollipops huh? especially the ones i gave you ugh you fucking cad Pigeonhumpers: cads r the best i especially like ucka kinuckas XzDollfacexz: oohh baby i'm playing with myself XzDollfacexz: oh yeah this gameboy advance is so hot Pigeonhumpers: lol XzDollfacexz: i love the cool texture against my writhing body Pigeonhumpers: this past like ten minutes or so has been scott and spencer XzDollfacexz: and the sweat from playing it so hard and fast Pigeonhumpers: lol XzDollfacexz: yeah and? XzDollfacexz: it's been me, Brandine, and Brittany the whole time so ha Pigeonhumpers: bullshit your bluffin XzDollfacexz: nope Pigeonhumpers: BS you weirdo donkey lady XzDollfacexz: they're giving me a lotta these ideas so... shut uppa yo mout Pigeonhumpers: lol, i'm messin you Pigeonhumpers: with Pigeonhumpers: lol XzDollfacexz: messin me? ohhh i like it messy XzDollfacexz: and extraterrestrial Pigeonhumpers: with that gameboy advance XzDollfacexz: oh yeah babe Pigeonhumpers: geeze you cheatin on me with a gameboy advance lol XzDollfacexz: wow... it's so hard i just like to ride it for hours, after being pounded like that i'm soaked through my clothes XzDollfacexz: yeah his name is Mario Surfing, and he had me at hello Pigeonhumpers: ok i'm getting excited now Pigeonhumpers: mario turns me on too much, lol XzDollfacexz: ohhh threesome with Mario Pigeonhumpers: sure XzDollfacexz: and Luigi can't be left out |