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| Pigeonhumpers: damn strait Luigi is gay XzDollfacexz: let's throw Bowser in too he must be engorged XzDollfacexz: Luigi is hoootttttttttt Pigeonhumpers: ok Pigeonhumpers: i don't know about that though there too small XzDollfacexz: we'll use that little mushroom for protection against the extraterrestrials Pigeonhumpers: id crush them XzDollfacexz: not these gameboy studs XzDollfacexz: they're mighty powerful with crimson chin Pigeonhumpers: who the fuck are the extraterrestrials XzDollfacexz: you know... XzDollfacexz: we talked about it in th wink wink thing.. you know... Pigeonhumpers: i do? XzDollfacexz: yeah, we talked about it down by the bay Pigeonhumpers: ? XzDollfacexz: where the watermelons grow.. back to my home, i dare not go.. for if i do Moulder would say, "Get back in your cage, don't make me get the hose." Pigeonhumpers: lol Pigeonhumpers: purely random XzDollfacexz: random? are you kidding? Pigeonhumpers: random rhymes with condum XzDollfacexz: that was the most planned instructured obstrusive of e = mc squared times your mother's penis + my mustache XzDollfacexz: = love forever, and ever and ever Pigeonhumpers: lol XzDollfacexz: i now pronounce you husband and bride you may kiss the Mario XzDollfacexz: you can't even spell condom Pigeonhumpers: i know, i will wear one too... soon, with mario XzDollfacexz: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT BEHIND YOU!!!! XzDollfacexz: IT'S COMING CLOSER!! OH NO!! XzDollfacexz: ha made you look Pigeonhumpers: oh yeah you did, i shit myself XzDollfacexz: and you knew in your carnivorous heart that it was mario you wanted to see with his engorged camouflaged mushroom like penis blossoming from hiw flowerbed Pigeonhumpers: ya i know i planted those penises XzDollfacexz: i'm gonna hit you with a loaf of breeeead Pigeonhumpers: there purple like ucka kinuckas XzDollfacexz: oh? with your teeth? mario told me about that XzDollfacexz: ucka kinuckas are growing on Brandine's chest of mass invasion Pigeonhumpers: lol ya mario can shuve it hella far up his crack and plant his own XzDollfacexz: the extraterrestrials are coming and are planning their bosomy attack XzDollfacexz: newsflash, mario already did that and he dedicated it to YOU, you and nobody else but you XzDollfacexz: and that one night you spent together writhing nakedly on the floor covered in sex secretions XzDollfacexz: with Scotty standing in the distance Pigeonhumpers: 4 dem is dere y dem Q, went to a BBQ, i had a chicken sanwich, mad cow makes my hand itch XzDollfacexz: with a satisfied smirk upon his penis Pigeonhumpers: damn strait XzDollfacexz: as if you could be funnier and more random than us Pigeonhumpers: yeah right you guys are horny as mine in thorn bush XzDollfacexz: scotty's penis' Hitler mustache with a grin of opression and a sideorder of fries Pigeonhumpers: dog XzDollfacexz: horny? yes. thorn bush? yes. but.. maybe.. XzDollfacexz: mine? no XzDollfacexz: but yes XzDollfacexz: or is it? XzDollfacexz: obviously but not really but it could be... possibly Pigeonhumpers: i walk around with a stark erection i give your mom a yeist infection XzDollfacexz: or maybe not.. yeast? Pigeonhumpers: yes yeast XzDollfacexz: STARK?! LIKE RON STARKS?! IS IT YOU RONNY POO??? Pigeonhumpers: no it's horny for yoo Pigeonhumpers: penis fly trap XzDollfacexz: yummm Pigeonhumpers: cats are different XzDollfacexz: that sounds like maggot breath essentials Pigeonhumpers: poo on you miss loo Pigeonhumpers: COCK Pigeonhumpers: balls XzDollfacexz: once i tickled a cats butt with a leaf, it taught me not to tickle cats butts' with leaves XzDollfacexz: cock a doodle doo Pigeonhumpers: what dog happenmed XzDollfacexz: says me to you on a yacht XzDollfacexz: whuuuuuhhhh Pigeonhumpers: what the fuck so funnie for some stupid reason, weener XzDollfacexz: uhhhhh that was lame XzDollfacexz: i'm so upset now XzDollfacexz: i think i just gave birth to a wombat named Scotty Anthony Spencer XzDollfacexz: the third XzDollfacexz: wait...i think.... no Pigeonhumpers: suck my cock and a flying house, crows, one more time |