| dear mr ****, i have been informed by metroline travel that you are in fact the person i need to make a complaint about regarding london transport. in particular the 326 bus that runs from brent x to new barnet. or more to the point, the bus that is SUPPOSED to run this fucking route anyway. on a cold december morning, this morning in fact , i was left waiting 55 FUCKING minutes ( yes FUCKING minutes, notice the capitals, it is there to emphasise the lenght of time in the FUCKING cold. if i could highlight it red and underline it to further my point i would) for a bus that is due once every 15 minutes. so you would expect at least 3 in the time i was waiting. but of course none fucking came, because that would be useful wouldnt it you fucks. what happens to them? is someone eating them? if so find whom is responsible and kill them you fuck. why? why would you let me go through that? you would think that the bus would just follow its route, but nooooooo obviously the fucking driver has decided to stop and eat a full english breakfast , i want them all repremanded and shot. i also want thier families to suffer by being drowned in pools of adorable kitten blood. when i got on the bus i asked the driver "does the 326 come this way usually in the morning? REALLY? beacause I HAVNT FUCKING SEEN ONE 2day" if for whatever reason you do not act upon my complaint i shall have you flogged by my evil satanic voodoo poodles. yours ***** ***** ******* |