| Morning my bitches of hardcore. hope your dido hunting is going well. as some of you know certain members of project hardcore have been having trouble with the 326 bus. the 326 it's like that cut on the roof of your mouth that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it, but you can't. now i don't think that a normal act of hardcore will do revenge justice. no we are talking HARDCORE. this is our spiritual war. after all On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero, why should that be different for buses? homework assignment 2.2: grand theft buso. (inspired by no particular video game whatsoever) first you must get yourself a piece. try b&q , ammunation or your local sainsburys for a large firearm to look hard with. now, wait for the bus. it may come in 5, it may come in 55 minutes. get on. now when the driver says "70 please" you say "fuck you". then as you pull out your uzi you say in your best austrian accent "get out" !!! shoot any passengers, but keep the driver alive. tie him up in duct tape. now drive to the project hardcore lock up. (perry mason's house). leave the bus and minger of a driver there where they will be collected by another hardcore member. repeat this process untill we have all the 326's. now interogate all the bastards by shining light in there eyes in a dark room until they sqeel who was SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING DRIVING on dec 11th morning!!! get the drivers respnsible into a 326, round up the other drivers. kill them as u see fit and blow up thier buses. now drive the fucking surviving drivers on the last 326 with there eyelids taped open. so they know the fucking route. then when the tour is over and they fully understand what they have done let them go. they will feel inlightened. it will be the single greatest moment in thier life as It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. it is at this point when they have been corrected i strike with my sniper rifle. we should then see a vast improvment in the service. yours, jack's smirking revenge. p.s. losing all hope is freedom!!!! |