Area Man Finds Understuffed Ravioli In Chef Boyardee's Overstuffed Ravioli
by Blur
"Somewhere", California
Area man and sometime Inevitable Retribution GamesNET channel visitor
"Ripsta" aka "Ripgut" aka "BigRagu" was distressed upon
finding an understuffed ravioli in his can of Chef Boyardee's overstuffed ravioli.
While scratching his head, he told the reporter of this august publication
"I don't get it, it says overstuffed on the can, ova."
"I called the company and complained about the understuffed ravioli, ova."
continued the area man. "I got to talk to the great Chef Boyardee who personally
ensures that every can is perfect. He said that the stuffing sometimes leaks from the
overstuffed ravioli and is lost in the sauce." The area man looked confused at
this point, until he uttered a single word, "ova", at which point his face
instantly cleared itself of confusion.
Forging on bravely in his tale, the area man related the company's response.
"They offered to send me another can of ravioli at their expense, ova. I asked
what would happen if that can also had an understuffed ravioli. They told me to get
stuffed, ova. I told them it wasn't my job to stuff the ravioli. They just hung up
on me, ova."
The Number One Paper is still investigating what eggs (Latin: ova) have to do
with the situation. Ova.
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