| Name | Position | Special Move | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kildozr | [email protected] | Chief Editor | Boot To The Head® | |||
| Blur | [email protected] c/o the editor | Top Reporter | Sarcastic Slice | |||
| Raiden | [email protected] c/o the editor | Reporter | Procrastination Piledriver | |||
| Drew Goode | [email protected] c/o the editor | Graphic Design Artist | Lead Foot | |||
| Sue Yu | [email protected] Legal Dept. | Legal Counsel | Spinning Bird Kick | |||
| Rocko The Clown | [email protected] c/o the editor | Rocko's Kiddie Corner Columnist | +5 Scare Kids |