Area Man Proud Of $600 Duck Calls
by Blur
Modesto, California
Area man Steve McQuack proudly announced his ownership of duck calls worth $600. Playing a
tape recording, he commented upon his collection. "That's $130, next one's $150, and
my favorite $170." When queried what McQuack used the calls for, he responded
"Hunting ducks. Duh!" The puzzled reporter enquired about the practicality of
using a stereo system while out hunting; McQuack just smiled and held up a walkman and a
bullhorn.
McQuack offered to show off his big honker but it was pointed out it was as plain as the
nose on his face. McQuack responded "No, not that. This!" The reporter quickly
left before the honker in McQuack's trousers could be exposed. It was later determined
that a honker was a goose call, which still left unresolved on what media the goose call
was recorded.
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