Celebrity Light
Social starlet Shirely Muchoh here, giving you the hottest gossip of tinsletown, the big apple
and beyond. What's hot in the entertainment business today?
Mr. Bojangos and the Mr. Bojangos Band!
And boy are those rumors are flying. Is Chance Bojangos really dating the Olsen
twins? Did Jessie Bojangos have a secret sex change operation? Does Corey
Bojangos "love pink dog"? Who the hell is Corey Bojangos? I have the answers to all of those
questions and more in Celebrity Light.
Chance Bojangos and the Olsen twins have been paired together ever since the premiere of the
acclaimed made for TV movie "Full House 2: Old, Out of Work, In Need of Money" in which Chance
starred as DJ Fanner, dance club rival of actress Jodie Sweeten. The heartwrenching
climax, where Michelle ingests bad ecstacy and dies, convulsing in the floor of "Club Kimmy
Gibler" was the first display of the chemistry between Chance and the Olsen twins. This reporter
spotted the trio at Chez Massage, Bel Air's only "full service" cafe and spa. Although the group
seemed closer than co-stars, there was no physical contact. I'm sure all the ladies will be
pleased to know that I place these three in the "just friends" category.
As for Jessie Bojangos, after making PFLAG publicity appearances with RuPaul the world
has been wondering: Drag-queen? Transexual? Or all around good guy? I spotted dear Jessie at
LA's ultra rad to the max nightspot "Cabaret Fag." Although he was wearing a fabulous pair of
Prada pants, he was in fact dressed in men's clothing. When asked about potential for genital
altering operations he replied, "It sounds like fun, but can be a bit pricy. That's why I use
Flowbee's Suck Cut for all my genital altering needs!" This reporter doesn't quite understand
what that is supposed to mean, but he was with Kevin Bacon and he looked beautiful.
Finally, on the subject of Corey Bojangos - Yes! He is the newest member of the band. Bojango
band creator Debbie Gibson released an official press release announcing the addition to
the band last Friday at the New York Friar's Club Roast of Russian president, Vladimir
Putin. Corey Bojangos is a freakish mutant created by CloneAID using cryogenically frozen
remnants of 80's teen icon and Michael Jackson impersonator, Corey Feldman. After his
final lab experiments, Corey will join the band on tour. Fans can expect "fresh life" added to
the show as early as March. As for the rumors that Corey is an original member of Japan's
version of Menudo entitled "I love pink dog", those are absolutely unfounded and untrue. The
person guilty of that charge is actually "Dawson's Creek" star James van der Beek.
That's the scoop on Mr. Bojangos and the Mr. Bojangos Band. Keep current by reading my weekly
column published nationally in the Number One Paper and Parade Magazine. Remember, a night
without the stars is a night without Celebrity Light.
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