John Lee Malvo Named Triggerman In Several Sniper Attacks
by Dozr
After a seven-hour interrogation yesterday involving harsh language and baseball bats, 17-year
old John Lee Malvo confessed to actively participating in several of the sniper attacks that
plagued Fairfax and Prince William counties, and the District of Columbia. He went on to say
that his involvement also included scouting locations and plotting evil plans. Sources in
Washington are saying that the blame should be squarely placed on violent computer games. Malvo
seemed smug during his confession, going over each step of the killings in which he was involved
in immaculate detail. Authorities were equally smug though, occasionally giving in to fits of
laughter at the youth's ignorance of his right to attorney.
One area FBI official said "Mel Gibson was right in that movie. They always refer to the
assassins by all three names." Another went on to complain about the air conditioning unit in
building where Malvo is being held, calling it a "death machine".
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