Area Man Hopping Mad Over His Missing Foot
by Blur
Harvey's Lake, Pennsylvania
Area man Keenan McPhilips is distressed that his IRC nick "Hops" has spawned numerous
jokes about him missing a foot. He attributes the source of the jokes to Inevitable Retribution
GamesNET channel regular "Blur". Mr McPhilips had recently started DJing under the nick
"DJ_Hops", to which "Blur" suggested the alternative nick "DJ_OneFoot".
Inspired by "Blur's" witticisms, another Inevitable Retribution channel regular,
"Aichan", has started to refer to "DJ_Hops" as "DJ_OneLeg", an
interesting variation on the one foot theme. This inevitably resulted in jokes about the length of
his second leg (third leg on normally legged males) compensating for his missing leg.
Mr. McPhilips has directed users in the Inevitable Retribution channel to numerous photos of himself,
demonstrating that he possesses two feet and an "impressively buff bod" (his words). This
would appear to be an attempt by McPhilips to correct the misconceived link between a missing foot
and the nick "Hops". However the jokes continue to fly thick and fast, leaving McPhilips
without a leg to stand on.
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