As for Blair, plans are in the works to write a book detailing his experiences. This volume, which currently has a working titled of "I Can't Believe Those Bitches Fired My Black Ass", will most likely be published sometime before Christmas. According to Blair, the intent is to explain the true story of his job at The New York Times. There are expectations that he will bring up allegations of racism and nepotism, among other things. A leaked passage from the book describes how Blair had to "get coffee and donuts for other staff members", sometimes going as far as St. Louis (which he proves by mentioning the fact that there is a large arch-like structure in the city) for these items. The book will be written somewhere in the Amazon Rain Forest and contain many damning quotes from former co-workers. Said Blair: "I think it will do well, but the best- seller list might not reflect that because it's controlled by Nazis." |
IN FOCUS 3 Questions With Jayson Blair Blur Jayson Blair recently agreed to give a phone interview. Calling from where he claimed to be, front row seats on board the Concorde as it crossed the Atlantic on its way to New York, he discussed his recent actions, while sipping Dom Perignon '67. Curiously there was a total lack of cabin noise but there was what sounded suspiciously like "The Daily Show" in the background. Blur: What the fuck did you think you were doing? Blair: I thought I was practicing good journalism. I only read (The Number 1 Paper) and only watch The Daily Show. Blur: Is this another case of The Man holding back minorities? Blair: No, this is another case of The Person holding back non-majorities. Blur: How about them mets? Blair: Well, the last time I was at Shea Stadium.. I can't do this. I was never at Shea Stadium. I'm such a fraud! |