Area Man Requests Sunroof Option For Armored Vehicle
by Blur
Tempe, AZ
Area man Rich Dude really desires a customized armored vehicle. Rich went to his local
luxury car dealer and requested an armored Benz with a sunroof. He regaled this august
publication with the conversation he had with the vehicle dealer. "I says, gimme the
depleted uranium side panels and a sunroof. That cat just looked at me like I wuz
bug-eye crazy. Tells me, the sunroof would be a weak spot."
Rich paused to spit out a wad of chewing tobacco before continuing his tale. "I says
to that varmint, weak spot, weak schpot. I'll be leaning out the sunroof with my trusty
Barrett .50 rifle. It'll be a strong point if anything!" The Number One Paper
enquired why Rich would need an armored vehicle in the first place. Rich responded
"You can never be too careful these days. A firefight can happen at any time. Road
rage, gang conflicts, escaped felons. You name it, it's happened around here."
The area man is still awaiting delivery of his armored vehicle. "That no good dealer
said he'd get back to me on it, a week ago. I swear he was laughing at me behind my back.
Everytime I drop by the dealer's office, his coworkers are always laughing." said
Rich. "They won't be laughing so hard once I take delivery of my baby!" promised
Rich.
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