Author's Note: Don't get mad at me for writing a story like this. It's a short, one-chapter thing. Read it or die a horrible, gory death. And when you get to Hell, you will have NO cupcakes. BWAHAHAA!

Disclaimer: I own nothing.. except this storyline. Yeah.

TINGLING SENSATION

Nny looked at it. It was very stiff. It had been a long time since he'd done this.. would he do it correctly?

God, he thought, there's really only one way to do it. He was reluctant to begin this task, worrying.. would it hurt?

God, he hoped it didn't hurt.

He used a tissue and wrapped his fingers around the stiff thing. He began to gently move his hand up and down, up and down.

"Hm.." he said. "Doesn't hurt me so far."

He began to rub it harder. Still there was no pain in this task. He rubbed faster.

It kinda gave him a tingling feeling inside, a feeling of apprehension. He knew what was sure to happen if he kept rubbing it like this..

He felt so nervous about what he was doing that his forehead broke out in droplets of sweat.

He stopped rubbing it abruptly, panting for a moment and looking at it. He decided he needed to rub it a little longer.. just a little..

He began the task all over again. Rubbing it with his fingers and the tissue that separated the flesh of his hand to the stiff thing.

Suddenly, a cry erupted from Nny's throat. "Oh God!"

He jerked his hand away from the stiff thing and watched as liquid oozed from his body.

He stood up and walked to the bathroom, mumbling to himself.

"Whenever I clean my knives, I ALWAYS cut myself!!"

***Ha! Nny was cleaning his knife, then he cut himself and started bleeding.. heh.. wait. What? You thought he was doing something ELSE?! YOU SICK FREAKS! God, you make me sick. (snicker)***