Quotes Prom PA History
May 13, 2003
"Thaws!" -Nate
"Um...this is about Pennsylvania." -Me
"Where's the monkey?" -Nate
"This is modern day Japan." -Nate
"I'm gonna stab you in the neck with a pen!" -Mr. Lightner
"I'm getting goose bumps just thinking about it." -Nate
"Nate has spoon hands!" -Anne
"Let's do Amish people next!" -Nate
"We couldn't draw wings so we gave him a jet pack." -Me
"VROOM!!!!" -Nate and Me
"You should draw wooden people." -Nate
"I was bored last night when I was trying to sleep, so I shoved my hand down my throat and I felt this little flappy thing. I almost puked." -Nate
"Hi Tom, this is Jerry." -Mr. Lightner
"That musta totaled the car." -Nate
"My knee squeaks!" -Nate
"He wants you to put your mouth on it." -Anne
"I feel like an old man!" -Anne
"They're doin' it really good today, Anne! Come here!" -Nate
"Jesus isn't white?!" -Nate
"We should do hippies." -Me
"Someone isn't right." -Nate
"I'm gonna take that stick and hit you with it! And the people around you might get caught in the backlash of the stick!" -Mr. Lightner
"Well, you're kind of retarded." -Anne
"She scares me. She eats my fries and it makes me really mad." -Nate
"I don't want any lungs!" -Dan
"That's so black it's not even funny." -Nate
"It's not, like, close conversations. It's like...far away." -Nate
May 14, 2003
"Stepho! Be a rebel!! Salad!!!" -Nate
"It could squirt at any second if I cut it. I could explode. I'm giving myself blue viens." -Anne
"Press it, Stepho, press it!" -Nate
"No, her biting my leg and me peeing on her head was wrong." -Ashley
"I got stung on the boob once." -Anne
"My eye was swollen shut and, like, hanging. The other one was almost swollen shut and I couldn't see so I was running into stuff. That's when she realized I was kinda allergic to them." -Nate
"Wow, that's a long one." -Me
"I have no idea what it is. It's just...lumpy." -Nate
"Everytime I close my eyes I see the pam!" -Nate
"I always have double vision, do you?" -Nate
"I used to like gold fish." -Nate
May 15, 2003
"Okay, 'I can do it but my names Tim', put all that other stuff away." -Mr. Lightner
"No-have-sex." -Mr Lightner
"There was this kid at my old skool who was from union city so I said, 'That means you're imbread, right?" -Dan
"I have a rough time using a microwave." -Mr Lightner
"Okay, 'Tim, my name is not Bill'." -Mr. Lightner
"That's what the make kleenex's for!!" -Dan
"How do you know all this?! Are you a human record book?" -Dan
"You could SEE the freakin' ear, man!" -Dan
"SWEEEEEET!! He does tae-bo!" -Ross
"We have, like, 20 not even minutes!" -Nate
"I have Pennsylvania Dutch in me. I don't know how. I don't know why..." -Nate
"So, you're imbread? Is that what you're trying to say?" -Anne
"Whoa, Mr A. ... he like, hit me with his dick today. I felt something brush against me and I looked over and it was right there!" -Nate
"What's with the teachers!?" -Nate
"I can find moles, Anne, by myself!" -Nate
"I don't just get shoved in the back, I get shoved in the front, too." -Anne
"It's the mole one! My favorite! McDonald's!!" -Nate
"Her running is like a retarded horse." -Ashley
"Get on your knees, Anne....and SUCK my knee!!" -Nate
"When you're in the back row, you're on your knees a lot!" -Nate
"She likes to fist it?" -Nate
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May 16
"I was gonna say, I hope he gets stabbed...for real this time." -Nate
"See, I like kids that you can be nice to...If I'm nice to you and you turn around and start talking when I'm talking, then I sorta don't wanna be nice to you anymore." -Mr. Lightner
"Little old lady's are my age! Don't be bad mouthing people from my era!" -Mr Lightner
"Put my yard stick down!" -Mr. Lightner
"I always want to hear about sex in the white house." -Andy (some guy on the news)
"I thought it was the black guy talking again. I'm confused!" -Nate
"I'm so hungry, my stomach is digesting my insides." -Me
"That's my flub." -Nate
"What a terrible soldier." -Nate
"She could feel it." -Nate
"POPCORN!!" -Nate
"Something is burning in my gut. I can't figure out if I have to take a piss, or if I need to eat, or if it was something I ate." -Nate
"Small children...separated from their mothers. They just let them run around in the wild." -Nate
"In ten days I'll get my final treatment for herpes." -Nate
"It looks like she has a butthole in her hair!" -Nate
"Anne Williams!! Put your head here!!" -Ashley
May 23
"I would never be able to staple anyone's head shut." -Nate
"I mean we...we really questioned his intelligence." -Mr. Lightner
"I would soo gouge his eyes out!" -Nate
"That's probably what they weren't even talking about. But they were now." -Anne
"Well well well, won't you just have....to wait 'til Wednesday..." -Nate
"Turtle! Come on! Or frog...whatever his name is." -Mr. A.
"Now THAT'S what a hole looks like." -Nate
"You know what, Anne? You want it in there?" -Nate
"That would suck if you really did. Actually no it wouldn't. I'd just fall out of my chair and go to sleep." -Me
"I'm ALWAYS expecting it!" -Nate
"She likes to grope it between her fingers." -Nate
"Anne wants a hairy chest. To have? Or to play with? Who knows?" -Nate
"I wake up at 5:30 cuz they make noise when they get in the shower...EW! They....what? Schizo? NO!" -Nate
"You sound like you just smoked 10 packs of cigarettes and gave, like 20 blow jobs." -Nate
"She lost her breasts!!" -Anne
"Nate! Would you open your mouth?! I'm so close!" -Anne
"Hey! Give me back my pencil!" -Nate
May 27
"How did the invention of the steamboat impact PA?" -Me (reading)
"They had a keg party with Lake Erie water! Gross!!!" -Me
"What was that?! Someone farted! I think it was Mr. Lightner." -Nate
"I'm sick of looking at houses and buildings. They're ugly." -Me
"The big bitch?!?" -Me and Nate (in unison)
"Stepho! Page 94! It's E.T.!!!"-Nate
"Which industries did the invention of the steamboat impact?" -Nate (reading)
"Oh! I thought that said 'The coal mined people'." -Nate
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This next thing is only parts of a conversation. I couldn't hear everything:
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"Yeah big turtles tell evil people to go to Mexico." -Turtle
"It's an ART CLASS! And the only reason why we do it is because we hate you and we know it bothers you." -Me
"Digging holes and carrying CLAY because they live out in Where Ever's Ville!" -Nate
"I'm like, 'Training to be a grease monkey?'." -Nate
"Me with boobs." -Nate
"Hmmm...Mr. Lightner looks like he's ready to go to the club tonight. He wears the same kinda things my brother does. He probably spritzes on the Axe and goes." -Nate
"I can't turn! I tried to crack my back and it felt like my rib stabbed something!" -Nate
"Okay. Let's not laugh at me because I have a disability." -Nate
"It wasn't gushing! It was just a drop!" -Anne
"Oh yeah, that's a good way to make friends with someone." -Mr Lightner
"I didn't wanna be friends with him! He had a weird face!!" -Dan
"Anyway, some of them would use phones and stuff anyway." -Mr Lightner
"Do they wanna be amish? ...Oh, I thought you were still talking about the amish." -Dan
"I was talking about the amish. You're so stuck on Union City and incest!" -Mr Lightner
"I love my mom! She's my girlfriend!!" -Dan
"Everybody say...booda booda booda." -David
"You do not spend time with friends, you invest..." -Silver
"What yard stick?" -Brandon
"The one in your right hand that I'm gonna wack you over the head with in a minute!" -Mr. Lightner
"Mine's devouring my insides. I can taste the curly fries. So nice...tender! It burns!" -Nate
"Actually, I do have one. I just shave it." -Anne
"And you think she's kidding, don't you?" -Ashley
"No! I believe you!" -Nate
"What is there to lose?" -Nate
"I don't have it." -Anne
"She does! Ashley! Give it back!" -Nate
"She put it down my pants!!!" -Anne
"Down her underwear!" -Ashley
"It didn't hit anything." -Anne
"It promoted growth by inviting people over!" -Nate
"Oh really?" -Stepho
"Check! Check!" -Nate
"Oh! It's Harriet Tubman!" -Stepho
"The adult movie industry, the child pornography industry, the Bill Clinton oral sex industry." -Me
"The industrial state industry... **gasp!** Coal and People!!" -Nate
"The people industry??" -Me
"Do you hear yourself talking?! You're the world's biggest tard!" -Tim
"Let's see...stop my conversation with Turtle, lose my sanity and go mentally insane!!" -Tim
"Why don't you become the national-state animal of Mexco." -Tim
"I need to go to Mexico!" -Turtle
"Turtle, stifel the urge!" -Tim
"Do you know what Mexico means, Turtle? It means freedom!" -Tim
"All MEN were created equal. Not turtles." -Tim
"Turtle! Go to hell!" -Tim
"No I should go to Mexico!" -Turtle
"That's kinda gross. You might wanna get that checked out, kiddo." -Me
