May 14, 2003
"See and im here to help you. I'm Kara's little helper! woo! Fuck santa! I'm movin' on up!" -Trent
"I just melted an eraser. I dunno why though, just..seemed like a good idea I s'pose." -Jeff
"What exactly's gonna be on this site? Child Porn? Trent's selling you child porn! THATS ILLEGAL AND JUNK!" -Jeff
"Oh my favorite....flat...warm..2 day old sunkist pop. It tastes like pork soda or something." -Jake
May 16, 2003
"Dude I was outside feeding chickens and they were pecking my shoes and they made me smell all..chicken like." -Trent
"Damn, how ever did I graduate? I'm dumber then shit!" -Jake
"I smacked one of my friends in the head once and he started bleeding, so I shoved his head into the ground." -Trent
May 27
Jeff: that was delayed!
"HEY IM THE PERFECT GIRLFRIEND!" -Trent
"I was feeding my goat and...it drooled on me... it drooled nasty powdered goat milk all over my hand. And then it hit me in the face with its tiny lil horns." -Trent
"Sometimes I wish I were a cow. Cows NEVER get drunk, they have 3 stomachs and one hell of a liver. So sometimes I wish I were a cow." -Jake
"I think Jake wants us to get cows tho. He likes cows. He wishes he was a cow. I should tell him we got a cow. Then he'll speed home all fast, and when he gets here, I'll tell him it died." -Trent
"Are u having fun with this? Exposing small children to cancer of the eye socket and colon!" -Trent
May 29
"You just wait 'til I tell Jeff..he'll bust an ovary!... You better fix it..or Jeff will blow and ovary and I'll...just..get...some...menstrual cramps. Or maybe I'll just get pregnant." -Trent
October 3
"But Kara! Love is butt sex!!" -Trent
December 13
Trent: Im gonna be a hermit
December 23
"I have a bunch of pillows all over my bed which doesn't bother me much, but they're all really uncomfortable for some gay reason." -Jeff
December 24
Trent: I love this girls voice
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QUOTES FROM CURRENT EVENTS, CHORUS, AND LUNCH
"I have to pee. I'll be right back" -Guest Speaker in chorus
"Does [Kara] look like she's sheltered?" -Nate
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RANDOM QUOTE: "Whatever humps ur hampster." -Kyle
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"I gave him a facial and he ate it!" -Me
"That's negative positivity." -Jason
"Kara, is Nate groping you?" -Mrs. Nelson
"How do you milk a carbohydrate?" -Kate
"What are we whipping out? I heard someone say 'whip it out'." -Mrs. Nelson
"When I think of liberal, I think of the 'L' and I think 'loose', and I don't mean 'loose' as in slut..." -Mrs. Nelson
"We agreed to agree...with the agreement." -Nate
"That's why I don't take it off. Cuz it gets all sticky." -Nate
"Following the civil war, reformers wanted to spank offenders." -Nate (reading a question and filling in the blank with "spank")
"You could be a terrorist, Matt!!" -Mrs. Nelson
"My mom lives in florida. I don't know her and I don't really want to. She's a crackhead!" -Jason
"I don't like beer. It smells so bad. But I can do a little mixed drink." -Mrs. Nelson
"I think we should have, like, a hunting season for weird people. Just set them out in the woods...put antlers on them....you know." -Doug
"Cheese...cheese...cheese....WHAT?! I have to say cheese so I can have a good smile in the picture. You're taking to long to take the picture!! Cheese...cheese..." -Shannon
"Kara, be vewy, vewy quiet....we're hunting Iwaqis ((Iraqis))." -Shannon
"Do another quote from me!" -Shannon
"Lets send Bush to Iraq and see how he likes it!!" -Shannon
"Bitch! Give me my paper!" -Mrs. Nelson, talking to shannon. She was kidding of course. :)
"FUCK YOU!!!!!!! And I mean that!!!!" -Me, talking to Shannon....I wasn't kidding.
"Can you quote this?! **flips me off**" -Shannon
"I can't even comprehend you! You're such a retard!" -Nate
"Do you feel special now? Cuz if that was a rant of joy, then you've just failed." -Nate
"If you can't speak English, then stop trying to talk!" -Me
"I have a boyfriend!!!" -Chrissy
Jeff: *hug*
Jeff: Kara...
Jeff: oh no.
Jeff: I think...your brain
Jeff: is BROKEN!
Me: LOL!!!!!!!!
Me: what?
Jeff: I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to break ur brain!
Trent: as in
Trent: never leave my house
Trent: eat bugs and...fungus growing on the walls
Me: ew
Me: I'll come kidnap you
Trent: No! If u try, I'll kill you and put you into cement mixer and make a walkway out of you.
Me: LOL!
Trent: I want to fuck it
Me:: lmao! That's going on the website.
(a minute later he comes back)
"Oh my god that was the shortest fucking piss anyone has ever taken!" -Rob
"Yes.....wait...she doesn't?" -Shannon
"Can you think for yourself?" -Nate
"A crackhead?! Well that's your chance, Jason, to get your hands on some of the goods." -Mrs. Nelson
"Stop calling me a retard!" -Shannon
"Why? It's the truth." -Nate
"So do I!!!!......uh...I have a girlfriend." -Doug
