Most of us don't have to worry about how we're going to die -- it'll be cancer ! What a party we're going to have when they find the cure for cancer . The rotten smell on the NJ Turnpike by the Meadowlands. It's great when you have a car full of people and you have to fart or explode. Nobody will suspect you. " It's this damn Meadowlands smell again," they'll say. The M&M plant in Hackettstown . Drew University, Kane University, Fairly Dickenson University great little schools, Which proves once again, it's not size that counts ... I think . Atlantic City. Gambling and shows. There's only one reason to go to Las Vegas -- legalized prostitution nearby . Wildwood. By the way, is " Wildwood " a French-Canadian word for " Vacation Holy Land " ? Canoeing down the Deleware River. Warning : Stay on the New Jersey side of the river. Those Amish teens can be a nuisance . Paper Mill Playhouse, Millburn. Broadway caliber theater without the degenerates in Times Square or those New York City rip-off parking garage prices . The nude beach at Sandy Hook .Can anybody tell me which area of the beach that is ? The Yankees will have somewhere to play a few years from now . Turtle races in Chester . Plenty of AT&T jobs . Good, steady, safe, " as long as you live " type of jobs (as long as you survive the layoffs every six weeks) . Where else can you do 80 miles an hour... and be the slowest car on the road ? If you know the exit, you can't get lost . The tomatoes, man, the tomatoes . Earthquakes!?!? What the hell are they ? " Best pancakes in the world " - Broadway Dinner, Summit . Best grub around - White Diamond, Clark . South Side Johnny and the Asbury Jukes . Without New Jersey, they would have to cancel the Oscars ... not enough nominees . Frank Sinatra . Bruce Springsteen . Jon Bon Jovi . Eryka Badu . Holy Cow !!! Phil Rizzuto. Need I say more ? Home of Christine Whitman, who strongly supports enforcement of the 55 MPH speed limit, but the Star Ledger caught her car doing 85 MPH . The " Wizard of Menlo Park " Thomas Alva Edison . |
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