15 April, 2003
In a heated debate concerning the military treatment of the Axis of Ass, the apparant offense taken by the promotion to full mascot, and the abuse of East Asian Chapter Vice Mascot Verner's pet rabbit has caused a rift to be torn in the fabric of Nixon Tennis. Mr. Jeremyah Dean Rodham-Stoermer has allegedly committed acts of treason against Nixon Tennis. Acting President of the High Desert Chapter and future Club President Ms. Von Mueller-Rodham-Stoermer has stated that "Western tennis will not allow herself to be terrorised by these treasonous ass-worshippers." Evidence pertaining to the illegal actions taken by the ex-Mascot is being compiled by top military investigators and is rumoured to possibly include such accusations as harbouring ass, insulting President Napientek's lineage, and attempting to bribe col. Smoochie Boochies with milkbones. For more information, view the criminal's page. |
