Mr. Jeremyah Dean Rodham-Stoermer
Treasonous Infidel Dog
Mr Rodham-Stoermer was formerly a respected member of the board until he turned his back on the Club in a horrific act of cowardice.  This treasonous dog betrayed the values of Nixon Tennis and pledged his allegiance to the Axis of Ass.  On 15 April, 2003, he was banished from the Board and Club for his unprecedented and spineless act.

Col. Snoochy Boochies has issued a fatwa calling for his head.
The spineless rat, shown here balling like a young girl as he is escorted out of President Napientek's palace, is believed to be hiding amongst Axis of Ass sympathisers at the LAN Gaming Centre.  If you are a TRUE member of the Club and wish to provide authorities with information on his whereabouts, contact Col. Snoochy Boochies in scheduling ASAP.  48 virgins, 12 hookers, and 11 underage girls will await you in Arizona if you surrender this cowardly shrew to us.  Good luck, and B'Hai-speed.
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