| ~Quotes~ |
| Random convos/ quotes which I find funny, weird or special! |
| Nat: Darrens being boring Kay: he's always boring. I bet he smells in real life. Nat: of old piss and hairy cats Kay: and children run screaming from him shouting 'oh no, not smelly darren again!' |
| Kay: Darren's glasses!!! Theyre way too big for his head. Me: Theyre to stop his eyes falling off. Kay: Gareth gates can play Simon in our film. He's annoying. His stutter can be used because people wont be able to see his spelling and they hafta get pissed off with him for some reason. |
| Nat: You should take him to Steven Shaw's house. Sit outside on his front lawn and have a picnic till he comes out and starts singing to you. Kay: he'll come out like a one man band with a drum stuck on his back and everything! Nat: With digital chris on backing vocals and minion with a camera running round going 'pose Ste! we can post all these pics on the bbs community!!" Kay: 'yes! take more pictures of me! i've only posted 386 so far... we need more! moooooore!!!!!' Nat: "Make sure you get a good close up too! so everyone can see my beautiful face!" Kay: 'oooh... and get my ugly shirt in the pic too!' |
| ~Sexy Simon~ From: 1 big bed with naz, kay and pretty fly girl, all shaggin all day and all nite "but naz loves me and i love her! hey naz will ya go out qwith me then?" "kay will yqa txt me now? hey kay u got a mobikle?!?!?!?!" "cuz we was never off oiut newq\ayu!" "i suppose i do luv u really!" "i h8 tom hes a fanny boy" "we jus dont tell ne1 you gave me a nosh! naz can give me 1 if she wants! " "arse wangela" |
"He does look like he hides skeletons in his basement, and dresses them up" ~ Me (about some psycho looking guy) "You Mingoid!" ~Some guy in the AOL gay chat room "i only remember woohoo calling him, well us, a flange" ~Me "I want to sniff your jumpers... " ~Phill Simon: "i went for a shiter!" Nat: "thanks for telling me" Simon: "is ok!" Adam: "simon doesn't mind a bit of lesbian action do you?" Simon: "so is Kay sahe's cheatin on me now?!?!?!?!?!!?" Matt: "Simon, after Nat gets off my cock (it will take a while, its pretty big) she will get to u" "Vicky, you do not suck, you are just a FUCKING RETARD. There is a difference." ~Twisted By Design "My bruvver Tobey learned me sum german!" ~SIMNON'S REVENGE! "Look, the way I see it Nat, Christian isnt human, I swear that he's some sort of ugly creature with weird colour hair, put on this earth to torture us - he falls out of trees, enjoys eating liqourice and sleeps with a cuddly elephant called 'BinBag' Come on, that isnt NORMAL!" ~Jason (discussing friend Christian) Nat: "Everyone will be flocking around Elijah wood coz hes the main character, i'll be like 'fuck frodo', im going for the elf!" Gareth: "You and your elves!! "simon si a gearyt spleller whujta y ou no aboutj?" ~Phill "God your brilliant!" ~Karl |
| ~Disgusting Darren~ "got a big dick to make up for it " Nat: "are you turning gay then?" Darren: "no ..lol maybe wanking to much ...lol "or do u want a nice hard cock?" "do u like cum in u or not ? yeah cum deep in u 2" "sex u later" "so hot cum all round then on saturday" "bit of a turn off saying hold on let me put the wellie on" |
| Adam: "Kays round mine at the moment" Simon: how do ya know that?" Adam: "coz shes here" Simon: u mean shes givin ya a nosh?" Nat: "You cant 'nosh' over a computer...lol" Simon: "so what! ill open up anotha window and do it in there!" |
| Simon: "kay kirk, u think that sound good?" Nat: "it has a ring to it" Simon: "thas wot i thought!!!!" Simon: "I REALY WANT 2 GO OUT WITH U IS WOT U SED!" Nat: "SARCASM darling.." Simon: "FINE YTHANX ALOT BIOTCH!" Nat: "he's so cute when hes calling me a lying biotch..." |
| ~Kayleigh~ "omg! i used to like Meatloaf! hahahaha!" "I always used to like nerdy people becasue i felt sorry for them! like Billy from power rangers!" "I've been tidying my room and i found this old notebook from when i was like 10 and it just says 'i love brian harvey!' all over it...haha I have all these east17 videos on top of my wardrobe..." "I wrote a story about all my family once when i had a magic shoe but it got stolen and my stepdad had to find it!" "All the Simons I know are sexy...hehe" "I really hate it when Darren uses the :S face... it pisses me off for some reason" "I love Pingu! I love how they used to talk!" "Don't you thnk Michael Jackson would make a really good seagull?" "How does Simon always manage to get the letter 'q' somewhere in a word?" *Me, Nazza and Pretty Fly Girl are getting married!* "Sorry about the lack of guests, but Simon has no friends." |
| Naz: "Maybe we could do what darren does - pack cosmetics. I bet he loves being the only male at his company" Kay: "They keep him in a room by himself!" Naz: "Hes the tester monkey!" Kay: "omg... i have these images of him with bright red cheeks and lips... hahaha" Naz: 'He comes home with all these mutated allergic reactions - and thats why his face is so distorted. Soon theyll be testing botox injections in his face" Kay: "They test them on baby adam too... that's why his head is so big!" Naz: "Inflatable baby!" |