| Christian (Drunk) ~ "You know when you mentioned the pigeon and stuff, that was weird, and that cake with the gold thingy on it, what was it? Was I drunk then?!?" |
| ~Me & kay talking about Paul.. who can't see much, so if he ever finds my website, he wouldn't be able to read this...~ Kay: "On his site it says... 'understand my weakness, like my bad eye condition and go for my personality not the looks!" lmao!! Naz: "But its so hard!" Kay: "Wow, he's got a million pictures!I want to see his eye! omg!!! I just saw his picture! omg, his teeth and glasses! He's so disgusting!" Naz: "He's is so sexy, now Gary is gone we can have Paul... whose blind" Kay: "But we shouldn't care about his eye condition! He's got a pic of him on his mobile!!!!!!!! He's just like Darren to prove he has friends Naz: "We can be his best friends" Kay: "What is it he made? a clock??" Naz: "God knows" Kay: "It's blurred because he wants us to know what it's like being blind" Naz: "Hahahaha! That is one of the funniest things ive heard all month... thats going on my quote page Kay: "Aww, he really shouldn't have posted a picture" Naz: "He could be Gary's cousin... Gary needs some nice Darren glasses for his wonky eyes" Kay: "He could also be related to Darren. that would explain the random spaces!" |
| Darren: "So well if you want me to come and be pervy whats ur address i will be there in an hour" Kay: "Darren steals everyones mom!" Gareth: "It's hard to smile when looking at Darren, he came up to me going 'SMILE! SMILE!' I'm like look, you're smiling at me, I can see your teeth! Im still in pain now..." Naz: I asked darren if he was okay and he just used the tongue and the winky smiley...." Kay: "Use the angry face!!!!" Kay: "Darren, do you like my legs or not?" Darren: "Kayleigh come wrap your legs around my face and find out" |
| Naz: "I'm so glad Darren fancies us, you can be number 14" Kay: "Noo, you can go first cos i'm so kind" Naz: "But you like the number 4" Kay: "That's how kind I am, you can have it!" Naz: "You're smaller, he can move you around. It's okay," don't thank me, i'm sure you will afterwards!" Kay: "I know, i'll be so thankful you can have him straight afterwards!" Naz: "But he'll be too tired to have me" Kay "noo.. you need your turn!" Naz: "But im allergic to Darren" |
| Darren: "so Kayleigh whats ur number ?" Kay: "I still don't know" Darren: "Nazz whats her number ?" Naz: "I don't know" Darren: "oh" |
| Naz: "And why do balloons inflate themselves outside? Darren: "sorry me they inflate themselves in hot rooms and deflate in cold" |
| Will: "I'm such a freak, after I saw the rollerskating episode of Malcolm in the Middle I was walking down Godalming high street the next day and I saw this guy rollerskating and I burst out laughing. I was on my own, I must've looked like a fucking nutter!" Will: "In one dream I had lunch with the Kennedys off Neighbours, and the other night I had a game of cards on a boat with Phil Mitchell and Whoopi Goldberg" |
| Jason: "OMG yes!Im waiting for the day spiders eat Mark's face so he can't see that his girlfriend is cheating in him! At least then he'd have a reason to be oblivious!" |
| Naz: "What have you been upto?" Simon: "nm" Kay: "You've been upto nevermind?" Simon: "nuthin much#" Kay: "So youve been upto something" Simon: "not really" Kay: "That means you've been upto something!" |
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| Naz: "You're probably so excited about this coming xmas, you wrapped them up all ready because they were so great" Darren: "Told u I used the pen" Naz: "To write the gift tag out to yourself" Kay: "To darren, i love you, from darren" Naz: "I bet you used some nice wrapping paper with topless men on again!" |
| Craig: " I doubt it, I am too tired to think anymore lol not that i think much when i am not tired its a good excuse though lol Craig: "la la la not long till i am in la la land i think i am going mad" |
| Naz: "hahah theyll get into fights with eachother over it! I'll be their only fan! I love Bid-up TV!" Kay: 'she wrote to me first' 'first the worst, second the best!' God, a bunch of crappy TV presenters getting in a huge fight and all ruining each others air time |
| Matt: "I love ducks!" "A duck used to talk to my parents" "Fine, you're not disagreeing with me then!" "Touch it once, oh please" "I like it when you lick my face" "Nazza! Mooooonnnkkaaayyy!" |
| Jason: "Go Nazza, Go Nazza, Its results day, woooo!!!" |
| Alan: "Last year everyone elses results came at like 7/8am, i called post office at 11am cos mine hadnt appeared and vaguely remember saying "If that fucking slow lazy bastard of a postman doesnt turn up in the next ten minutes im gonna drive around till i find him and put my largest boot right up his ass" He knocked the door 9 mins later and handed me it and i told him to get "a fucking alarm clock that works you dozy cunt" I dont get on with him. |