| David: "You know your at the apitamy of boredom when you start playing solitaire" Naz: "And its no fun when youre not winning" |
| Jamie: "u know if u want me on cam u just have 2 ask" |
| Kayleigh: " I was bored and doodling and i drew this picture and it had a darren mouth! it scared me so i scribbled on it" Kayleigh: "i love naw naw man!" |
| John: "Okay.So you haven't been on the town then? I am trying to get Tilly to invite me to her birthday bash. I think she should have one. What do you think? Kay: "You're trying to get her to invite you to her party that she's not having? John: "Hey. You are very smart. But you know what I meant. Hey Tilly. Nice one . Ash. When is your birthday?" Kay: "December 21st" John: "Really but that is Tillies birthday" Kay: "Yes. well it can be more than one persons birthday." John: "But that is so so strange. So you are best mates and share the same birthday? Is that correct?" Kay: "Yes" John: "I am shocked. That is wierd. What are the odds on that? Wow." Kay: "I don't know" John: "You are telling the truth? Swear on your heart?" Kay: "Yes" John: "Tilly? Swear the truth?" Naz: "Yes!" John: "Bloody hell. I still can't believe it. That is like something out of the X Files" Kay: "We couldn't believe it either" John: "That is so cute. You must feel like sisters" Kay: "Not really" John: "Oh. Okay. Silly thing to say really" |
| Boring Old John.~ Kay is Ash and i'm Tilly |
| John: "And I am an old git and don't want to intrude" |
| Kay: "Nigel's mouth is so weird" Naz: "He doesnt have a top lip, hes eaten it!!" Kay: "When he was trying to be a cannibal for a while" Naz: "Thats when he failed to be a nurse" Naz: "I <3 Tom. Do you love Tom? Kay: "I want to xxxx Tom" |
| Naz: "Why do all these people try and steal our men????" Kay: "Noone else is good enough for them" Naz: "They cant get their own men so they make up fantasys about them instead.... SAD" Kay: "I know. i bet they sit at home all day and dream up stories about meeting them" Naz: "Doing it on your own is sad, plotting with a friend is worse!" Kay: "Drawing pictures of them and everything" Naz: "Im glad we have real boyfriends" Kay: "We will never have to resort to anything like that" Naz: "Im glad you met Johnny Depp. You go so well together!" Kay: "I know. shame about Vanessa though. i'm glad he sees her for the bint that she is!" Naz: "Ugly wench! Jumpers are only in fashion for pervy men" Kay: "She is obviously thick too. Joe the Bloody Taxi!" Naz: "I cant think of any words to call her. She's just stupid and we hate her. Kay: "She is a bint!" |
| Kay: "We are so popular with celebrities. We've married loads" Naz: "Why arent we in OK! magazine!? we havent even been in Sneak yet!" Kay: "We should super impose our heads onto other peoples bodies (not vanessa and her jumper though) and send it in to chat and say "here is me with whoever" and get �50" Naz: "You can send in a new pic every week" Kay: "We would have so much money we could go and really stalk them" Naz: "Sneak has all kinds of people nobody has heard of, we must get in it!" |
| Naz: "We should send Tom's pic into a magazine... "The best bf EVA!" Kay: "Omg!! to go in the hunk section of chat! they are always vile" Naz: "We can say that tom is the best bf eva as he works soooo hard and is well fit" Kay: "Works so hard in ASDA" Naz: "Always up for a laugh" Kay: "Really picks up on how you are feeling" Naz: "Fashionable too, and brainy" Kay: "He is really interesting" |
| John: "Whats wrong with my pic then? You got a problem with it?" Naz: "Yes. I cant see it. You look small, you could be anybody" John: "But it is me. We have been chatting for quite a while now. Ash.: Tell Tilly the pic is fine" Kay: "Iwill not tell her anything" John: "Hey Ash. Who blasted your trumpet?" Kay: "I don't have a trumpet" John: "I see. Smart arse time is it? Where is Tilly?" Kay: "I dont know." |
| Naz: "Trick or Treat! we can out Tom's number through peoples postbox" Kay: "for a good time, don't call this number. he is dull" Naz: "I wonder what he'll dress up as..." Kay: "An ASDA chicken!" Naz: "People will kick him" Kay: "And he will fall over and be flailing on the floor" Naz: "I want to go Tom Tipping! The new sport" Kay: "It would be so popular!" Naz: "We would get medals and trophys" Kay: "Go to the olympics" Naz: "representing britain for the 1st annual tom tipping, is Kay and Naz..." Kay: We could take him on the toboggan runs and push himdown there" Naz: "And then get people to sit on him, like a bucking bronco" Kay: "Would he move though?" Naz: "He might twitch a bit" Kay: You could stay there for hours!" Naz "It'll be like an endurance contest instead, and they'll televise it" |
| Will: "I'm going to this bbq tomorrow at my dad's therapy clinic. Don't ask...surreal, but true. It's some annual event and he seemed to be really wanting me to go for some reason, so i kinda had to say yes It's a family day at The Priory! Soo it's gonna be all these kids and their parents who've got addictions and stuff, i figured it'd be such a weird occasion it'd be fun. All these insane people fighting and stuff. Ishould act unstable too, just to fit in. Jeez, it's gonna be so fucked up, i love occasions like this. Sounds cruel, but a family bbq at a therapy clinic HAS to be one of the most entertaining days of my year. I'll give all the alcoholics booze to spice things up a bit if i get bored, and take the gamblers down the bookies" |
| Will: "I love the word ultimatum, it's so cool - they always have it in soap summaries... "It's decision time for Ed as Natalie gives him a final ultimatum in today's episode." Will: "That was pip, the illiterate inbred freak. She's got Attention Deficit Disorder. Fucking hell, i'm going to punch her, hang on..." |
| Will: "My sister's totally trashed my fucking room! There's all these crappy photo frames all over my shelves, and PINK CURTAINS. She's taken down my fucking CURTAINS!" Naz: "OMG we MUST make wayne masturbate all over her toy fish now" Will: "HELL YEH" |