| Will: "I should fake my own death!" Naz: "Yeah, if Al rings i can answer and say it was a lovely funeral" Will: "Yeh, sod dumping him... i'll get him to phone next time i see you. I'll tell him a couple of days before when to call, and then u can pick it up and go "oh al, i'm so sorry to be the one to tell you, haven't you heard? will was killed in a tragic hot air balloon accident yesterday" Naz: "Hope you'll get over it fast, bye" Will: "the balloon was falling and they had to shed some weight, so will gave up his own life to save the others by jumping to his death, where he fell several thousand feet into the sea" That's excellent!" Naz: "We dont know if he survived... theyre searching for his body" Will: "Then if he ever sees me in Guildford, i'll just say i was found a few days later washed up on the beach somewhere" Naz: "And you have amnesia!!! You dont remember who he is, so you just walk past him" Will: "And i think i'm Harold Bishop!" |
| Kay: "I'd love to see photos of darren when he was young Naz: "Afro in the 70's and mullet in the 80's.... he can every haircut from the last 100years" Kay: "I bet he had a shell suit" Naz: An Adidas one" Kay: "Made out of green shiny material" Naz: "And a big gold chain...." Kay: "And a sovereign ring!" Naz: "How did he lose his virginty looking like that?" Kay: "That makes me feel sick! I bet he has paid for sex a few times" Naz: He said he lost it at 16, a one night stand" Kay: "I can't believe it" |
| Kay: "Darren Seymour is a member of 'seafeel' Naz: Seafeel! he sees.. he feels..." Kay:"We're not really song people. We're moresound people." In a nutshell of Darren Seymour's making, that's Seefeel" |
| Will: "Andi Peters! See, u can make a crap name cool by spelling it wrong!" |
| Naz: "I always pick the stupid ones. Tom's boring and ugly, Marc's stupid and probably smelly, and Matt is stupid and rubbish... and its too early to tell what Ed's like |
| Matt: "I know i looked a mess, saw her from accross the shopping centre, u know the old one in the middle where saisburys, we looked at each other then i looked away, and she went into a shop. she looked phonomanal" |
| Will: "I'm not REALLY a complete tit in real life by the way Kayleigh, i'm actually very reserved and sensible. infact i'm incredibly boring in real life. |
| Naz: "We can call Adrian in Latin 'Actaeion'- a huntsman torn up by dogs after watching a goddess bathing" Will: "That's quite a good one" Naz: "Actaeion - sounds like Adrian if you say it fast" |
| Will: "Oh, u can have all kinds of fun on trains, u'd be amazed" |
| Naz: "I keep seeing ASDA stuff everywhere, there was a bag stuck to a tree this morning" Kay: "It's a sign. God wants you to marry Tom!" Naz: "AND this old man was carrying some stuff in an ASDA bag, and we dont have an ASDA anywhere near Gford!" Kay: "Perhaps he keeps old carrier bags. we do, and omg, they've taken over the kitchen! we have two drawers full and then loads more shoved down a cupboard" Naz: "I cant bare throwing them away coz its like polluting and stuff! we have tonnes under our kitchen table... some are nice thick ones you can throw away, even though youll never use them. OMG I have a bag fetish!" |
| Kayleigh: "Darren's a mother thief!" Kayleigh: "Were like magnets for perverts and retards" |
| Naz: "Can you imagine, all the people who have rang Tom have probly made an alliance... 'The We Hate Naz Club' Kay: "And Tom is making a voodoo peg doll!" Naz: "Theyll all be round my house with fire, and ASDA bags!" Kay: "They'll have big sticks with a picture of darren's face on and wave it around to scare you away" Naz: "Theyre all really pathetic, and boring. id open the door, ask them what they want, and they wouldnt know what to say! they'd just point at eachother and whisper 'your idea!' Kay: "Tom would ban you from ASDA and then go home" Naz: "Blind boy would be kicking the hell out of some old woman thinking its me, and Gary will be having sex with somethng random he found lying around" Kay: "And all the pervs will be having sex with each other because they are happy with anything they can get" Naz: "And the only person you'd have attack your house is bondage boy.. Simon would get lost on his skates, and SimonSays woudnt find your house either" |
| Kayleigh: "The Perv Patrol can have hoovers like Doofy's to suck up the perv-plasm Naz: "Pervs leave trails everywhere, theyre easy to find, look for the local park. We get there and cum is all over the place where all the pervs have gathered to start a riot after the internet is banned" |
| Naz: "What is BlindBoy capable of doing if everythings a blerrrr even when hes wearing glasses? He must have a guide dog.. or cat" Kay: "Lmao, a darren cat!" |
| Rich: "We had a big fuck off spider in the bog over the weekend
" Tilly: "The moth whacked its head on the lightbulb a few timed then vanished after appearing to hump my computer screen " Rich: "Well, it is a sexy new computer. bound to get the birds " Rich: "All birds in the job are either fucking slags, or lesbians, and i ain't in the mood for either, so i'm fucking going for breakfast" |
| Me (about Boring Tom) He only went to the BBS meet up to get a girlfriend! He started seeing Sabrina after about a week when we had that convo about him... so he must have liked her from the previous meetups, so therefore, he was cheating on me, and its his fault we broke up, not me and my honesty about his bedsocks and falling off stools problem! |