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Be Fishers of Men.... You catch 'em, He'll Clean 'em.
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     A family altar can alter a family.
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     A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
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     Don't put a question mark where God put a full stop.
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     Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
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     Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord!
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     Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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     Give God what's right, not what's left!
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     Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.
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     God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
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     God grades on the cross, not the curve.
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     God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts"!
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     God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
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     Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible!
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     He who angers you, controls you!
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     He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
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     He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!
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     Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
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     Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
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     Never give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive!
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     Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.
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     Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
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     "Pray" is a four letter word that you can say anywhere.
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     Prayer - Don't give God instructions - just report for duty!
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     The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
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     This Church is "Prayer Conditioned"!
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     To be almost saved is to be totally lost.
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     WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!
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     Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does!
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     We don't change the message, the message changes us.
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     We set the sail; God makes the wind.
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     We're too blessed to be depressed.
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     Wisdom has two parts:
     1) Having a lot to say.
     2) Not saying it.
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     Worry is the darkroom in which "negatives" are developed.
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