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Be Fishers of Men.... You catch 'em, He'll Clean 'em. ~~~~~~~ A family altar can alter a family. ~~~~~~~ A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing. ~~~~~~~ Don't put a question mark where God put a full stop. ~~~~~~~ Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church. ~~~~~~~ Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord! ~~~~~~~ Forbidden fruits create many jams. ~~~~~~~ Give God what's right, not what's left! ~~~~~~~ Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler. ~~~~~~~ God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called. ~~~~~~~ God grades on the cross, not the curve. ~~~~~~~ God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts"! ~~~~~~~ God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. ~~~~~~~ Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible! ~~~~~~~ He who angers you, controls you! ~~~~~~~ He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else. ~~~~~~~ He who kneels before God can stand before anyone! ~~~~~~~ Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back. ~~~~~~~ Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity. ~~~~~~~ Never give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive! ~~~~~~~ Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it. ~~~~~~~ Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. ~~~~~~~ "Pray" is a four letter word that you can say anywhere. ~~~~~~~ Prayer - Don't give God instructions - just report for duty! ~~~~~~ The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you. ~~~~~~~ This Church is "Prayer Conditioned"! ~~~~~~~ To be almost saved is to be totally lost. ~~~~~~~ WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning! ~~~~~~~ Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does! ~~~~~~~ We don't change the message, the message changes us. ~~~~~~~ We set the sail; God makes the wind. ~~~~~~~ We're too blessed to be depressed. ~~~~~~~ Wisdom has two parts: 1) Having a lot to say. 2) Not saying it. ~~~~~~~ Worry is the darkroom in which "negatives" are developed. |