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insane ranting |
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more ranting |
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an introduction that isn't really needed but I'm giving one anyway.
Insane ranting I say!? Well if you've gotten tangled on the web into this particular page on my site, you're either lost, bored, or actually interested in what I have to say. Hmmmm.. Well for whatever reason, you're here now. I don't expect you to read everything on here. I doubt you'll even get past the introduction before thinking "Why the hell am I reading all this shit?" But if you actually do take the time to read everything, I applaud you. That takes some effort. Good for you! I should mention that the things that I say might be considered offending to some, so if anyone has a problem with that, I'm really sorry... You might want to excuse yourself from this page if you consider it to be 'vulgar.' Oh yeah and one other thing... FUCK YOU!!!! Anyway, like I was saying, I might tend to be a bit sarcastic, cynical, hypocritical, or just plain stupid at times. So aren't we all? I'm human. It's gonna be ok.
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Entry 5: In the future American currency will no longer be made of paper money or coins. Instead it will be the male genitalia. With male genitalia being the currency, every time someone wants to buy something, all the customer will have to do is whip out his cock and a clerk will put a stamp on it. After a week is over, the stamps can be cleared and the man can go out and buy more stuff. Yes, that means there will be a limit on how much a man buys, but there's a limit to what we buy now too... so simmer down. Of course once our society succombs to this "male genitalia currency" culture, no female will be able to buy anything. That is partly untrue though. You see, if they have a male friend, husband, or boyfriend, then they will just have to ask them to buy something for them. Another way that females can buy things is with a dildo. The only problem is, dildos will be outlawed, so if a female is seen with a dildo, they will be arrested, persecuted, and eventually executed. Of course lesbianism will also be outlawed which in my opinion, is just a terrible thing to see in the future, but I'm just stating the facts. Technically the richest people will most likely be gay males with big dicks. With two or more cock mongers in the relationship, more things can be bought. It is most likely that two or three gay males with big cocks might be able to take over America and claim themselves as Kings, for they will be the richest men alive. |
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Entry 6: Oh come on, don't act like you've never touched little children before... |
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Entry 7: If you read entry 6 and thought it was funny, you are a sick little fuck. If you read entry 6 and thought it was revolting and you became angered by it, than you have more problems than the people that laughed at it. Seek professional help immediately. Anyway to continue with more none meaningful things... I was recently interviewed by one of the top magazines in the world: Playboy. Apparently I have an extremely attractive body, which men just adore. So I let Playboy Magazine take some hip and groovy pictures of my slick girlish figure in the nude (on several exotic locations.) Anyway, here's an interview I had with a nice young man...
Q: Turn offs?
A: Manure and monkeys that are masturbating. That's why I don't go to the zoo anymore.
Q: Have you ever had sex with something that doesn't move?
A: Do mailboxes and people that are passed out count?
Q: Do you ever feel guilty for eating meat?
A: No, but if I were an alien I'd feel guilty for all the expirements I'd do on cows.
Q: Do you really think people will believe you about getting nude pictures taken for Playboy Magazine?
A: I hope not.
Q: Are you telling the truth in any of these questions?
A: Not really... But I was being truthful on the last one and the first question. Is that ok with you?
Q: I don't care.
A: Cool. I'm done now. |
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Entry 8: Did you realize that so far entry 3 and 4 are the only two entries that don't have any sexual comments in them? I could be mistaken but I do believe those are only entries without anything sexual in it. How odd. Anyway, enough about that, let us get back on to a much better subject: Sex. Do you think you'd enjoy the rough hate sex, or are you more of a soft and gentle sex type of person? Maybe we should try both before coming to a conclusion. Wanna test it out? Ha. Ok, that wasn't too funny was it? Oh well. I should like to mention that some girls are so open with their sexuality and so willing to talk about sex at any given time that it just really surprises me. I'm sure there are some males also that are uncomfortable with the topic of sex,, but in the most cases that I've encountered, it's more on the females part. I wish more people would be comfortable with the topic but oh well. I should mention that I'm not saying people should always talk about it all the time either but I do believe that should the occassional conversation occur, just let it flow man. I think I'll end this entry now, I'm sure that my view on this is pissing off at least a few people. |
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Entry 9: How come they can show animals being naked, having sex, and ripping apart other animals on TV but they can't show human nudity, or sex, or ripping apart other humans on TV? We must stand up for our rights!!! |
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Entry 10: If you ever want to get into a fight with man who isn't willing to fight then here are the top 5 best ways to get a guy to fight you....
# 5: Dis his momma. (I don't know why, but you can disrespect someone all you want but the minute you bring up his momma into the situation, they get pissed.)
# 4: Pull down his pants and run. (Not only will this piss him off, but if you take off fast enough, the guy just might try running after you, which could result with him falling on his face. Should he fall, make sure to take advantage of the situation by kicking him while he's down.)
# 3: Shove him to the ground and quickly kick him in the balls repeatedly. (Be aware that this method does not always lead to a fight and may cause severe bleeding or crying from the person who was just kicked.)
# 2: Feel up his girlfriend. The second he starts getting mad, immediately say, "Oh you want some too eh!?!" and proceed by fondling his crotch. (If this doesn't make him want to fight, I don't know what will. Not only did you just insult his girlfriend but you've just insulted him too.)
# 1: And finally for the number one way to get a guy to fight... Hit his girlfriend. Not only is it the most effective, it will also be nice to see his reaction as his harmless girlfriend falls to the ground crying. Poor bastard. |
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